MONDAY
Eclipse Coverage: The eclipse is going to be everywhere today. ABC and CBS will break in live during the eclipse starting at noon in CST, NOVA will have a special dedicated to it on PBS, and the Science Channel will be running eclipse programming all day. 12 p.m., ABC, CBS, CSPAN, NASA Channel, major news networks; 8 p.m., PBS; All day on The Weather Channel & Science Channel
The Silence of the Lambs & Hannibal: Heat up some fava beans and open your finest Chianti. 8 p.m., Sundance
TUESDAY
Face Off: A winner is chosen. Season finale. 8 p.m., Syfy
Face Off: Game Face: In this new series, two former Face Off contestants compete head-to-monster-head. 9 p.m., Syfy
Black Girls Rock 2017: A celebration of Black women and girls for rocking. 7 p.m., BET
WEDNESDAY
Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky: Oh God, they have given these two dummies their own show and it involves farm animals. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Bravo
The Godfather marathon: I will never not watch these movies when they are on, it’s unhealthy. 4:30 p.m., AMC
Terms of Endearment: The best movie filmed in Houston? I mean, other than Urban Cowboy? 5:55, Starz Encore Pacific
THURSDAY
Boy Band: We meet our boy band, they perform their first single, and then they will be shipped off to wherever we are keeping O-Town these days. Season finale. 7 p.m., ABC
The Mist: The group makes a discovery about the possible origins of the mist in the season finale. 9 p.m., Spike
The Lost Boys marathon: Bet you didn’t know there were enough Lost Boys movies to make a marathon! 5 p.m., El Rey
FRIDAY
The Tick: The guy who does Sassy Trump is our new Tick. Series premiere. Amazon
Disjointed: Kathy Bates stars as the owner of a pot dispensary in this new Chuck Lorre series that I will never watch. Series premiere. Netflix
Death Note: This film is based on the graphic novel of the same name about a teen who finds a supernatural notebook that grants its user the ability to kill people. Netflix
Dark Matter: The Raza’s crew tries to unite Ferrous’ enemies. Season finale. 8 p.m., Syfy
Wynonna Earp: Wynonna is running out of time to defeat the widows in the season finale. 9 p.m., Syfy
SATURDAY
Mysteries of the Missing: Terry O’Quinn, appropriately enough, hosts this new series about mysterious disappearances. First up: Flight MH370. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Science
Jackie: Natalie Portman stars as the First Lady in this biopic that earned her wide acclaim. 7 p.m., HBO
Children of Men: Relevant. 9 p.m., Starz Cinema
SUNDAY
Game of Thrones: HOW IS IT THE FINALE ALREADY? HOW CAN YOU GIVE US (spoiler alert) AN ICE DRAGON AND JUST BE LIKE, “LOL, BYE GUYS! SEE YOU IN 2019!” 8 p.m., HBO
MTV Video Music Awards: Sure. OK. 8 p.m., MTV