MONDAY
The Bachelorette: The dreaded hometowns are here. Stay safe, innocent family members of fame-hungry idiots. 7 p.m., ABC
Loaded:Â Miss Silicon Valley? AMC gives this new tech comedy to fill that particular hole in your heart. Series premiere. Â 9 p.m., AMC
Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Russia week begins! 10:30 p.m., CBS
TUESDAY
Being Mary Jane: Mary Jane distrusts Justin in the season premiere. 9 p.m., BET
Shooter: Bob Lee Swagger and his wife narrowly escape a terrorist attack in the season premiere. 9 p.m., USA
The Night with My Ex: In this batty new series, former couples are brought back together  9 p.m., Bravo
WEDNESDAY
The Real Housewives of New York: The ladies go to Mexico and Ramona and Sonja pull room shenanigans as they are wont to do. 8 p.m., Bravo
The Outsiders: Stay gold, Ponyboy. Â 7 p.m., IFC
Strangers on a Train: What could go wrong when a psychopath and a tennis player cross paths? 10:30 p.m., TCM
THURSDAY
Syfy Presents Live from Comic-Con: Calling all nerds! 10 p.m., Syfy
The Revenant: Watch Leo DiCaprio get slapped around by a bear. 9 p.m., ActionMAX
Growing up Hip Hop: I remember when he called himself “Lil’ Romeo.” Season premiere 8 p.m., WEÂ
FRIDAY
Ozark: Jason Bateman and Laura Linney star in this new thriller that is receiving strong reviews. Netflix
Descendents 2: This is either the most important thing to happen this week, or you have no idea what this even means, there is no in between. 7 p.m., Disney, ABC, Lifetime, Disney XD, Freeform, LMN
Raven’s Home: Also, the sequel to That’s So Raven is happening. Series premiere. Â 9 p.m., Disney
SATURDAY
Hacksaw Ridge: Hey, it’s a war movie. 7 p.m., HBO
Declassified: Untold Stories of American Spies: The season premiere focuses on Russian sleeper agents. This is me not making a Donald Jr. joke. 7 p.m., CNN
Glengarry Glen Ross: Coffee is for closers. 7 p.m., Flix
SUNDAY
Insecure: The most underrated new comedy is back for season two! Season premiere. 9:30 p.m., HBO
Ballers: Elizabeth Warren’s favorite series is back. Season premiere. 9 p.m., HBO
Game of Thrones: OHMYGODTHEMOSTIMPORTANTSTARKREUNIONISABOUTTOHAPPEN!!!! 8 p.m., HBO