The Simpsons’ take on Donald Trump’s first 100 days is a pill-popping, suicidal nightmare and you should watch it right now

The Simpsons‘ version of Trump’s 100 days is SUPER DARK. So, not too far off!

Alas, poor Spicey.

Downton Abbey is taking its show on the road.

Samantha Bee hasn’t gone on Twitter since Election Night which really is the only way to stay sane.

Scott Gimple promises fewer stand alone episodes in the 8th season of The Walking Dead, and claims that he planned it that way all along and not because they saw their biggest ratings drop last season. OK, sure.

Speaking of The Walking Dead, here are the descriptions of two new characters they are adding next season.

Here is the Doctor Who/Mr. Men mashup you didn’t realize you needed in your life:

Was Silicon Valley paying homage to an internet joke about Paul Ryan or was the joke just a coincidence? AN IMPORTANT INVESTIGATION.

Oh, Farmer Teeth. Checking his pulse and calling 911 was the correct thing to do; fleeing the scene, however, was not.

There is a bunch of sci-fi and fantasy happening on TV this summer. Speaking of, Sense8 returns next month, and it’s more necessary than ever.

So what was behind yesterday’s ESPN bloodbath? The Wrap has 11 ideas.

The Writers Guild of America and the AMPTP can’t even agree on how much the last strike cost people, so what I’m saying is brace yourself for at least a few weeks without late night.

Saturday Night Live has lined up LCD Soundsystem, Haim, and Katy Perry for this season’s final musical acts, but it’s all a moot point if the writers’ strike happens.

Boy Bye

Guess who’s going on vacation? Did you guess that leering assbird Jesse Watters? Because it is that leering assbird Jesse Watters. Good first move, Fox News, now let’s make it permanent. The attorney who took down Bill O’Reilly agrees with me.

Hey, Jake Tapper, who you talking about?

Late Night Roundup

Hey, remember how Trump used to get so mad about President Obama’s executive orders? Seth Meyers does:

True fact: Trump had a button installed in the Oval Office that has Cokes delivered to him. 

Leslie Jones plays Truth or Lie with Dr. Phil and it’s a little nuts.

Trailer Park

Power, Starz, June 25

In Development

Renewals

  • Bravo just renewed a bunch of shows: The Real Housewives of Orange County; Shahs of Sunset; The Real Housewives of New Jersey; Flipping Out; Don’t Be Tardy; Married to Medicine; Below Deck; Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles; The Real Housewives of Atlanta; The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills; The Real Housewives of Dallas; Inside the Actor’s Studio; Summer House; and Vanderpump RulesThere was no news about a renewal for Married to Medicine: Houston, which does not bode well for the series.

Casting News

WATCH THIS

Supernatural: Sam has a plan for Lucifer’s baby. I’m sure it will go off without a hitch. 78 p.m., The CW

Fire Island: In this new reality series, six friends party on Fire Island. And if you don’t know what Fire Island is, this might not be the show for you. Series premiere. 7 p.m., Logo

Kicking & Screaming: Three team race to the finish. Season finale. 8 p.m., Fox

Dark Net: A look into how the internet helps spread extremism, from white nationalism to Islamic jihadism.  9 p.m., Showtime

The President Show: Donald Trump and Donald Trump alone can fix late night. Series premiere. 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Emma Watson, W. Kamau Bell, Nicholas & Michael Testa, the Lucas Brothers Late Night with Seth Meyers: Sen. Bernie Sanders, Ian McShane, RaeLynn, Lucius The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: LL Cool J, Phillipa Soo, Gorillaz The Late Late Show with James Corden: Kurt Russell, Thomas Middleditch, Russell Howard Jimmy Kimmel Live: Incubus Conan: Freddie Highmore, Patton Oswalt, Pixies The Daily Show: Katy Tur Watch What Happens Live: Allison Janney, John Benjamin Hickey

 

THURS 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Grey’s Anatomy
(new)
Scandal
(new)
The Catch
(new)
CBS The Big Bang Theory
(new)
The Great Indoors
(new)
Mom
(new)
Life in Pieces
(new)
The Amazing Race
(new)
CW Supernatural
(new)
Riverdale
(new)
News/Local
FOX MasterChef Junior
(new)
Kicking & Screaming
(new)
News/Local
NBC Superstore
(new)
Powerless
(new)
Chicago Med
(new)
The Blacklist
(new)
Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s