This Sean Spicer/Muppets mashup is phenomenal

I promise, this will be the single best 33 seconds of your day.

And Louis C.K. calls Trump a “gross crook dirty rotten lying sack of shit.” He’s not wrong.

Trevor Noah determines who the real president is (for today).

And Seth Meyers is not allowed to tell these jokes.

In Other TV News

On the topic of late night, Stephen Colbert is trying to redefine what a rerun is.

Have you guys seen the Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad? Hoo boy. UPDATE: Pepsi just pulled the ad. O RLY? WHY?

The Handmaid’s Tale just released a new protest poster. Maybe if they’d just offer the men who own them a Pepsi?

Katey Sagal called Married with Children misogynistic. Oh, ya think?

You’re welcome:

Damon Lindelof has promised that the ending of The Leftovers leaves nothing for a spinoff. So don’t be looking for that wacky sitcom, “That’s My Guilty Remnant!” anytime soon.

True fact: If you’re a hateful bigot, you don’t get to be a fan of Star Trek. Sorry, but not at all sorry.

Feud: The Rock and Vin Deisel. For it. Totally for it.

The Defenders teaser released yesterday contained a clue that leads to a bunch of easter eggs. Enjoy!

Here are all the ways the Marvel TV shows avoid mentioning the Marvel movies. BUT WHY.

I blame all that Jennie-O turkey.

Scheana’s new boyfriend wants nothing to do with Vanderpump Rules, which makes him very smart, so what is he doing with her?

NO.

Sling users will now have access to Showtime. And AT&T wants to offer HBO for free to their Unlimited Plus customers. (But, as of yet does not, so don’t get too excited.)

In Trump TV news

Donald Trump doesn’t think Bill O’Reilly did anything wrong. Someone fetch me my smelling salts.

In the meantime, at least 20 advertisers disagree. As do public relations experts. As does Don Lemon. As does the National Organization for Women.

Reportedly, Trump wanted to give Fox News exclusive rights to the inaugural. But … but that’s not how … that’s not how it works?

In an interview, Ivanka Trump claims she doesn’t know what “complicit” means, but the dictionary is here to help. She also says that her new White House job holds her to the highest ethical standards, while her idiot brother is busily saying that nepotism is just a “factor of life.” These fucking people, man.

Trailer Park

Master of None, Netflix, May 12

Anne, Netflix, May 12

I Am Heath Ledger, Spike, May 14

In Development

Renewals

Cancellations

Premiere Dates

Casting News

R.I.P.

Joe Harris, illustrator of Underdog and Trix the Rabbit.

WATCH THIS

The Real Housewives of New York City: Oh joy, this is back. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Bravo

Archer: Archer discovers who killed his partner in the season premiere. 8 p.m., FXX

Modern Family: It’s a Dunphy family wedding! 8 p.m., ABC

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Dwayne Johnson, Nicole Richie, Flo Rida featuring 99 Percent Late Night with Seth Meyers: Rashida Jones, Andrew Rannells, Alan Dershowitz, Jonathan Mover The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Sigourney Weaver, Zosia Mamet, Jon Favreau, Jon Lovett, Tommy Vietor, a special appearance by Steve Martin The Late Late Show with James Corden: Demi Lovato, Charlie Hunnam, Rupert Friend Jimmy Kimmel Live: Eric Stonestreet, Riz Ahmed, Cold War Kids The Daily Show: Michelle Rodriguez Watch What Happens Live: Bethenny Frankel

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