‘The Americans,’ ‘Underground,’ ‘The Vampire Diaries’ finale and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

MONDAY

The Bachelor: The Women Tell All: In which the eliminated women pretend they weren’t secretly relieved. 8 p.m., ABC

Yo-Yo Ma and the Silk Road Ensemble: A documentary about the famous cellist and his touring group. 7 p.m., HBO

Origins: The Journey of Humankind: This new series explores the innovations that made us who we are, like fire, the wheel and pettiness. Series premiere. 8 p.m. National Geographic Channel

TUESDAY

The Americans: The brilliant spy drama is back and things are more tense than ever. Season premiere. 9 p.m., FX

This is Us: We might find out how Jack died this week? 8 p.m., NBC

Amy Schumer, The Leather Special: Stand-up! Netflix

WEDNESDAY

Survivor: It’s an all-star season. Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS

Designated Survivor: Honestly, nothing on this show is any crazier or more improbable than the world we’re living in right now. 9 p.m., ABC

Underground: Let’s call this the Harriet Tubman season. Season premiere. 9 p.m. WGN

Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders: Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS

Ripper Street: Season premiere. 10 p.m., BBC

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Season finale. 9 p.m., FX

America’s Next Top Model: Season finale. 9 p.m., VH1

THURSDAY

The Catch: This con-man romantic dramedy is back and they’re claiming they are going to focus on the funny this season. Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC

Kicking & Screaming: In this new reality competition, expert survivalists are paired with ninny babies who hate the outdoors. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Fox

Nashville: Season finale. 8 p.m., CMT

Portlandia: Season finale. 9 p.m., IFC

FRIDAY

The Vampire Diaries: Elena is back for the series finale.  7 p.m. The CW

Hand of God: The second and final season. Amazon

Love: Judd Apatow’s romantic comedy is back for a second season. Netflix

SATURDAY

Neighbors 2: Like Neighbors, but with 100% more sorority girls. 7:25 p.m., HBO

Saturday Night Live: Scarlett Johansson & Lorde. 10:30 p.m., NBC

This is Spinal Tap: This one goes to 11. 7 p.m., Viceland

SUNDAY

American Crime: This season focuses on the struggles of undocumented workers. Good timing. Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC

The Walking Dead: Uh-oh, things are about to go south between the Kingdom and the Saviors. (That Ben kid is totally going to be killed.) 8 p.m., AMC

Homeland: I’m including this because the title of the episode is “alt.truth” and everything is just so weird these days. 8 p.m., Showtime

 

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