
MONDAY
The Bachelor: The Women Tell All: In which the eliminated women pretend they weren’t secretly relieved. 8 p.m., ABC
Yo-Yo Ma and the Silk Road Ensemble: A documentary about the famous cellist and his touring group. 7 p.m., HBO
Origins: The Journey of Humankind: This new series explores the innovations that made us who we are, like fire, the wheel and pettiness. Series premiere. 8 p.m. National Geographic Channel
TUESDAY
The Americans: The brilliant spy drama is back and things are more tense than ever. Season premiere. 9 p.m., FX
This is Us: We might find out how Jack died this week? 8 p.m., NBC
Amy Schumer, The Leather Special: Stand-up! Netflix
WEDNESDAY
Survivor: It’s an all-star season. Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
Designated Survivor: Honestly, nothing on this show is any crazier or more improbable than the world we’re living in right now. 9 p.m., ABC
Underground: Let’s call this the Harriet Tubman season. Season premiere. 9 p.m. WGN
Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders: Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
Ripper Street: Season premiere. 10 p.m., BBC
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Season finale. 9 p.m., FX
America’s Next Top Model: Season finale. 9 p.m., VH1
THURSDAY
The Catch: This con-man romantic dramedy is back and they’re claiming they are going to focus on the funny this season. Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
Kicking & Screaming: In this new reality competition, expert survivalists are paired with ninny babies who hate the outdoors. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
Nashville: Season finale. 8 p.m., CMT
Portlandia: Season finale. 9 p.m., IFC
FRIDAY
The Vampire Diaries: Elena is back for the series finale. 7 p.m. The CW
Hand of God: The second and final season. Amazon
Love: Judd Apatow’s romantic comedy is back for a second season. Netflix
SATURDAY
Neighbors 2: Like Neighbors, but with 100% more sorority girls. 7:25 p.m., HBO
Saturday Night Live: Scarlett Johansson & Lorde. 10:30 p.m., NBC
This is Spinal Tap: This one goes to 11. 7 p.m., Viceland
SUNDAY
American Crime: This season focuses on the struggles of undocumented workers. Good timing. Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
The Walking Dead: Uh-oh, things are about to go south between the Kingdom and the Saviors. (That Ben kid is totally going to be killed.) 8 p.m., AMC
Homeland: I’m including this because the title of the episode is “alt.truth” and everything is just so weird these days. 8 p.m., Showtime