‘Feud: Bette and Joan,’ ‘Conan’ in Mexico, ‘When We Rise,’ and everything else you want to watch on TV this week.

MONDAY

When We Rise: A miniseries about the LGBTQ activists who helped create and shape the equality movement. It is on every night through Friday, except for Tuesday to make room for Donald Trump’s address to Congress, which feels like a metaphor. 8 p.m., ABC

The Voice: This is back. Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC

Tickled: A look into “competitive tickling.” I am not even kidding about that. 9 p.m., HBO

Taken: Yep, they’ve turned the Liam Neeson movies into a series. Series premiere 9 p.m., NBC

TUESDAY

Donald Trump’s Address to Congress: Oh boy. 8 p.m., All Channels

Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Stephen goes live to address all the crazy nonsense Trump said at Congress tonight. 10:30 p.m., CBS

Taboo: Finale. 9 p.m. FX

WEDNESDAY

Conan: Conan goes to Mexico to talk to our neighbors about what a pendejo Trump is. 9 p.m., TBS

National Treasure: This is a British series about the downfall of a politician after he is exposed in a sexual scandal. How quaint. Hulu

Chicago Justice: The Chicago universe is going to expand until it engulfs everything. Series premiere. 9 p.m., NBC

THURSDAY

When We Rise: A look a the real people who inspired the miniseries. 7 p.m., ABC

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?: Watch the movie that inspired Ryan Murphy’s new American anthology series. 7 p.m., Logo

Ordinary People: If, like me, you were too young to really get your hands around this movie featuring Mary Tyler Moore’s Oscar-winning nominated performance when it came out, now’s a chance to catch up. 7 p.m., Showtime

FRIDAY

Emerald City: Dorothy faces off against the Wizard in the season finale. 8 p.m., NBC

The Ring: Remember VHS tapes? Yeah, me neither. 7 p.m., Theater Max

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: It’s better than Rogue One. There. I said it. 7 p.m., Starz Kids

SATURDAY

Saturday Night Live: Octavia Spencer & Father John Misty. 10:30 p.m., NBC

Star Wars Marathon: In case Force Awakens last night left you hungry for the entire shebang. 12:55 p.m., TNT

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan: That ear worm really stuck with me when I was a kid. 6 p.m., TMC

SUNDAY

Feud: Bette and Joan: Susan Sarandon and Jessica Lange star in Ryan Murphy’s campiest project yet. Series premiere.  9 p.m., FX

The Arrangement: ALERT! THIS IS A SHOW BASED ON TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES’ SHAM MARRIAGE. Series premiere. 9 p.m., E!

Once Upon a Time: Hey, this is back. Mid-season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

Making History: In this time traveling comedy, a duffel bag is a time machine back to revolutionary times. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., Fox

Time After Time: And in this time traveling drama, a dude follows Jack the Ripper into modern NYC in an attempt to stop him. Series premiere. 8 p.m., ABC

Last Man on Earth: Kristen Wiig guest stars in the mid-season premiere. 8:30 p.m., Fox

Shades of Blue: Season premiere.  9 p.m., NBC

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