What to watch while telling this shitastrophe of a year to kiss your ass.

It’s been a rough week month year. I don’t know about you, but I’m going to celebrate the end of it by staying home, swaddling myself in bubble wrap, watching TV, eating all of the carbs and counting down the seconds until this fucking thing ends ONCE AND FOR ALL. To you and yours, I wish you a much brighter, happier, less-death-filled 2017. We’ll see you in a better place. We hope.

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

20/20: A look at the careers of Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher. 9 p.m., ABC

Will & Grace marathon featuring Debbie Reynolds: Begins at 4 p.m., Logo

RuPaul’s Drag Race featuring Debbie Reynolds: 11 p.m., Logo

Married to Medicine: Houston: Two hour season finale. 8 p.m., Friday, Bravo

Doomsday: 10 Ways the World Will End: OH, I CAN NAME A FEW. 8 p.m., History

Game of Thrones marathon: Season 5. 11 a.m., HBO 2

SATURDAY

Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve: Happy New Year! 7 p.m.; 9 p.m.; 10:30 p.m., ABC

A Toast to 2016!: How about this: “Screw you, 2016!” 7 p.m., NBC

Late Night with Seth Meyers New Year’s Eve Special: Happy New Year! 9 p.m., NBC

Pitbull’s New Year’s Revolution: Happy New Year! 10 p.m., Fox

NBC’s New Year’s Eve with Carson Daly: Happy New Year! 10:30 p.m., NBC

New Year’s Eve with Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin: Just a man and his loud-mouthed hag ringing in the new year together. 7 p.m., CNN

Twilight Zone marathon: Begins at 5 a.m., runs through January 3rd, Syfy.

Game of Thrones marathon: Season 6. 11 a.m., HBO 2

Roseanne episode featuring Debbie Reynolds, written by Carrie Fisher: 12 a.m., Logo

SUNDAY

Sherlock: Holmes is back and Watson is now a dad and everything is going swimmingly until it isn’t. Season premiere. 8 p.m., PBS

Wishful Drinking: 8 p.m., HBO

To Tell the Truth: Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: In the two-part fall finale, Jake and Amy compete to catch the most escaped fugitives. 7:30 p.m., Fox

The Bachelor: Countdown to Nick: Oh, great, we get to know Nick Viall better because we just don’t quite know enough about him after appearing on two seasons of The Bachelorette and one season of Bachelor in Paradise. Yep, the man is a mystery. 7 p.m., NBC

Girls marathon: Watch the groundbreaking comedy from the beginning. 8 a.m., HBO2

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Last Man Standing
(repeat)
Dr. Ken
(repeat)
Shark Tank
(repeat)
20/20
(repeat)
CBS MacGyver
(repeat)
Hawaii Five-0
(repeat)
Blue Bloods
(repeat)
CW iHeartRadio Music Festival Local
FOX Bones
(repeat)
Sleepy Hollow
(repeat)
Local
NBC Caught on Camera with Nick Cannon
(new)
Dateline NBC
(repeat)

SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve with Ryan Seacrest
(live)
News/Local Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve with Ryan Seacrest
(live)
CBS KHOU Special
(repeat)
KHOU Special
(repeat)
48 Hours
(repeat)
48 Hours
(repeat)
News/Local
FOX Bones
(repeat)
Lethal Weapon
(repeat)
News/Local Pitbull’s New Year’s Revolution
(repeat)
NBC A Toast to 2016!
(new)
Late Night with Seth Meyers
(new)
News/Local New Year’s Eve with Carson Daly
(new)

SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(new)
The Bachelor: Countdown to Nick
(new)
To Tell the Truth
(new)
Conviction
(new)
CBS NFL Football
(live)
60 Minutes
(new)
Ransom
(new)
Pure Genius
(new)
NCIS: Los Angeles
(new)
FOX The OT
(live)
The Mick
(new)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
(new)
Family Guy
(new)
Local/News
(new)
NBC Sunday Night Football: Packers at Lions
(live)
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