‘Married to Medicine: Houston,’ Dave Chappelle on ‘SNL,’ the ~shudder~ presidential election and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week.

MONDAY

Saturday Night Live: The 2016 SNL Election Special: Just in case you haven’t had enough of this election. 9 p.m., NBC

Vanderpump Rules: These walking STDs are back. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Bravo

Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party: After this election, we’ll all be wanting what they’re having. Series premiere.  8 p.m., VH1

TUESDAY

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Election coverage: Almost there, guys.7 p.m. ABC, CBS, FOX, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, FOX News, Pretty much everywhere. 

The View Live Election Special: The ladies of The View go primetime, because that’s just what everyone wanted: more The View.  8 p.m., Lifetime

Stephen Colbert’s Live Election Night Democracy’s Series Finale: Who’s Going to Clean Up This Shit?: Stephen Colbert heads to premium cable to cover the election results so that he can say the bad words. 10 p.m., Showtime

WEDNESDAY

Empire: Cookie is finally back after that endless World Series break. 8 p.m., FOX

Goodfellas: I’M FUNNY HOW? I MEAN, FUNNY LIKE A CLOWN?  9:30 p.m., AMC

Old School: The best adaptation of Fight Club ever. 8 p.m., HBO Signature East

THURSDAY

Superstore: The employees fall ill on the busiest shopping day of the year in the Fall finale. 7 p.m., NBC

Better Things: “Sam has a tough day” is the official description of the season finale, but it could pretty much the description of every episode, tbh. 9 p.m., FX

Chicago Med: Fall finale. 8 p.m., NBC

The Blacklist: Fall finale. 9 p.m., NBC

FRIDAY

Married to Medicine: Houston: A bunch of doctors, dentists and doctors’ wives scream at each other right here in Houston, hooray. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Bravo

Red Oaks: Season premiere. Amazon

Edge of Tomorrow: If you haven’t seen this Tom Cruise time loop film, give it a shot, you won’t be sorry. 7 p.m., TNT

SATURDAY

Saturday Night Live: DAVE CHAPPELLE AND A TRIBE CALLED QUEST. I DIE. 10:30 p.m., NBC

All Def Comedy: The classic stand-up series is back with this special featuring comedy from Chris Powell, Zainab Johnson, Kevin Tate, and Robert Powell, and Def Comedy Jam vet Tony Roberts. 9 p.m., HBO

SUNDAY

The Walking Dead: Negan visits Alexandria for the first time in an extra-long episode. Make sure your DVR is set to capture all 90 minutes. 8 p.m., AMC

The Circus: Hopefully this will be a post-mortem on the election and not all about some sort of Constitutional crisis a la 2000. Season finale (?) 7 p.m., Showtime

Masters of Sex: Season finale. 8 p.m., Showtime

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