‘The Walking Dead’ jumped right on that whole ‘2016 is the fucking worst’ trend last night.

Obviously the big TV news this morning is about The Walking Dead and who that asshole Negan killed. I will have a recap up shortly, but here are some posts about how the internet didn’t take the news well, and how the show lied and lied and lied to us to protect the reveal. I assume you know not to click the clickies if you haven’t already watched last night’s episode, right?

Here it is, footage of two major Game of Thrones characters finally meeting. And here are some more details about the scene. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some fan fic to update.

All 13 episodes of the second season of Marvel’s Jessica Jones are going to be directed by women.

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Oh my God, Itchy and Scratchy did a Making a Murderer spoof.

 

I KNOW THIS IS NOT TV NEWS. But I don’t care. Donald Glover is going to play young Lando Calrissian and everything is good and right in the world. [heart emoji heart emoji heart emoji]

In other pretty great casting news: Adam Scott is going to come to The Good Place for a few episodes, and Chris Pratt is going to guest star on Mom to play a love interest for real-life wife Anna Faris. So that’s cute.

Oh, and Benedict Cumberbatch is going to host Saturday Night Live in a couple of weeks, with Solange as the musical guest.

Say, do you watch FOX’s The Exorcist? Because they just made a pretty huge reveal in this most recent episode. (As far as horror series go, it’s really not bad. It’s not ground-breaking or anything, but it’s plenty creepy.)

AT&T is about to buy Time Warner for $80 billion dollars.

FOX is working on Bad Sugar, a comedy from Sharon Horgan (Catastrophe and Divorce) and Patty Breen, the woman who gave us Suburgatory. Yes to this please.

In other development news:

Y’all, Scottie and Larsa Pippen are getting a divorce.

R.I.P. Kevin Meaney, comedian

R.I.P. Cecilia Hart, television actress.

R.I.P. Steve Dillon, comic artist, creator of Preacher.

R.I.P. Jimmy Perry, British actor and screenwriter.

WATCH THIS

Pilot
This asshole. (CBS)

Timeless: Nazi Germany. 9 p.m., NBC

Man with a Plan: So this Matt LeBlanc sitcom is happening. It looks like it could have been the sitcom “Matt LeBlanc” starred in on the brilliantly funny series, Episodes. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS

Los Punks: We Are All We Have: A documentary about the Latino punk scene in Southern California. 8 p.m., Fusion

Carrie: BURN IT ALL DOWN, GIRL. 9 p.m., AMC

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Ricky Gervais, Evan Rachel Wood, Michael Buble Late Night with Seth Meyers: Elijah Wood, Ana Gasteyer, Spencer Ludwig The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Tom Hanks, Adam Conover The Late Late Show with James Corden: Nick Offerman, Ron Howard, Aldis Hodge, Norah Jones Jimmy Kimmel Live: President Barack Obama Conan: Bryce Dallas Howard, Deepak Chopra, Orlando Baxter Watch What Happens Live: Shannon Beador, Tamra Judge

MON. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Dancing with the Stars
(new)
Conviction
(new)
CBS The Big Bang Theory
(new)
Kevin Can Wait
(new)
2 Broke Girls
(new)
The Odd Couple
(new)
Scorpion
(new)
CW NFL Football: Texans at Broncos
(live)
FOX Gotham
(new)
Lucifer
(new)
News/Local
NBC The Voice
(new)
Timeless
(new)
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