‘The Walking Dead’: Swing and a miss

The Walking Dead
“Last Day on Earth”
April 3, 2016

WELL, THAT’S AN UNDERSTATEMENT.

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‘The Walking Dead’: Up her sleeve

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“East”
March 27, 2016

We begin with quick shots suggesting a bit of unpleasant business: a bullet hole through a windshield, a puddle of blood, Carol’s rosary beads in a pile on the ground, someone screaming. Oh, Carol, what have you gotten yourself — and who even knows who else — into? Continue reading “‘The Walking Dead’: Up her sleeve”

‘The Walking Dead’: Two roads diverged in a wood, and we took the wrong one

The Walking Dead
“Twice as Far”
March 20, 2016

Following their raid on the Sanctuary, Alexandria has fallen into a steady routine:

Pantry Lady takes inventory of the pantry

Gabriel patrols the grounds

Dr. Mullet and Sasha guard the walls, nod at each other knowingly

Morgan practices Jedi-ing with his Jedi stick

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‘The Walking Dead’: The kill floor

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“The Same Boat”
March 13, 2014

So, remember how during the raid on the Sanctuary one of the Saviors pulled an alarm and Maggie and Carol heard it from outside and Maggie lost her damn mind and was all, “I GOTS TO SAVE GLENN!!!” before Carol told her, “Uh, no”?

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‘The Walking Dead’: What could go wrong?

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“Not Tomorrow Yet”
March 6, 2016

Two episodes have passed with no sign of Carol after she indirectly helped cause the horrific deaths of Sam and his mother, so what’s she been up to? As it turns out, Carol has been passing the time by baking acorn and beet cookies and flirting with some Alexandrian named Tobin.

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‘The Walking Dead’: A brave new world

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“Knots Untie”
February 29, 2016

Hey, remember all that sexual tension between Abraham and Sasha that came out of nowhere in that super-boring episode in the first half of the season? Well, it seems that Abraham is still nursing a crush on Sasha, enough of one that he can’t quite get his mind off of her, even when he’s in bed with Rosita. Rosita has no idea, and gifts him with a necklace she made for him out of a broken taillight. Continue reading “‘The Walking Dead’: A brave new world”

‘The Walking Dead’: Jesus took the wheel

The Walking Dead
“The Next World”
February 21, 2016

It’s been a couple of months since the whole catastrophe with the horde and the Sam and the Carl getting his eye shot out, and it’s probably taken about that long just to clear out the piles and piles of corpses that filled the streets. A freshly showered Michonne asks Rick to look for some toothpaste on his supply run and … wait … is something going on between them? IS IT HAPPENING? OH MY GOD, Y’ALL, IT COULD BE HAPPENING. Continue reading “‘The Walking Dead’: Jesus took the wheel”

‘The Walking Dead’: Eye have to hand it to them…

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“No Way Out”
February 14, 2016

I am going to start this recap by admitting that I am CONFUSED. I’m not crazy, right? I’m pretty sure that when we left The Walking Dead back in November, Rick was leading Jessie, Sam, Ron, Carl, Father Worthless and Michonne out of Jessie’s house while wearing entrail-drenched ponchos, hoping to trick the horde of walkers who had shuffled their way into Alexandria into thinking they were walkers, too. This plan was going swimmingly until that idiot Sam started screaming for his mommy, which is where the show left us hanging until last night.

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‘The Walking Dead’: When the Walls Come A-Tumblin’ Down

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“Start to Finish”
November 29, 2015
 
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‘The Walking Dead’: Hope Floats

The Walking Dead
“Heads Up”
November 22, 2015

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