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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Those of you hoping for a second season of Lanterns are going to have to wait a minute for a decision (though it’s not sounding particularly promising).
Last Week Tonight‘s Buc-ee’s merchandise rip-off, Buc-Off, which raises money for Hunger Free America by challenging Buc-ee’s copyright, is, ironically enough, being ripped off by other people who are just out to make a buck. Don’t give grifters your money (the rip-offs also cost more than the “original” items from Last Week Tonight!); buy your authentic rip-off merch at Buc-Off.com and make sure your money goes to a good cause.
Some headlines make you want to just pluck out your own eyeballs.
Alyson Hannigan decorates her home for Halloween with Buffy props, and I am VERY JEALOUS.
President Grifter can’t pardon your tax debt away, Chrisleys.
Obviously, the Criminal Administration put its thumb on the scale regarding the fight between Netflix and Paramount over Warner Bros. Of course they did. Add it to the list of things to investigate if things go well next month.
CNN and Google are partnering on AI “experimental features” using CNN’s content. Gross.
Comcast donated $7.5 million towards President Toddler’s ballroom. Gross.
Nightmare dinners: Stephen A. Smith and Bill Maher, President Shitgoblin and Kid Rock. Gross.
He’s threatening to return the White House press room to a swimming pool. I’m so tired, y’all.
Jan Crawford, a CBS News veteran, posted a very dumb take on the Abdul El-Sayed/Tommy back-and-forth and had to take it down. Reporters at other outlets have been fired for less.
Um, Natasha Lyonne? What’s going on, honey? Are you OK?
I will never forgive Netflix for Mindhunter or GLOW. I’m also pretty salty about KAOS.
A People’s Court participant has been arrested for murdering his ex-girlfriend, 15 years after she disappeared days after they appeared on the courtroom show together, fighting over an engagement ring.
Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes’ respective exes, Andrew Shue and Marilee Fiebig, are engaged.

Congratulations, Hilary Swank and Philip Schneider. (52?!? Couldn’t be me.)
All of the major networks will rely on the AP’s vote-count data on Election Night. They will each make their own race calls, however.
Hey, that reminds me: have you voted early yet? Find your polling place here and let’s get this done!
Cancellations
- The Catch Up has been canceled at BBC.
In Development
- Pops, a medical drama starring Kelsey Grammer, is in development at NBC.
- A Glee reboot is, indeed, being rebooted at Hulu and Disney+.
- The Walsh Sisters has been acquired by Howdy on Roku.
- Clues and Mother Knows Murder will stream on Hulu and Disney+.
Casting News
- Philippa Northeast has been cast in Feral on Netflix, replacing Quintessa Swindell.
- Gabriel Basso has joined the cast of Guilty Creatures on Apple TV.
- Erika Woods has joined Elsbeth on CBS.
- Jay Hayden will recur on Fire Country on CBS.
- Daisuke Tsuji, Dennis Flanagan, David Shae, Devyn Tyler, Ellen Tamaki, Allie McCulloch, Lio Tipton, Chelle Ramos, Michael Milligan, Ned Vaughn, and Jamie Marie Dunn have joined The Challenger on Prime Video.
- Dimitri Leonidas, Martin Clunes, Paterson Joseph, Amber Grappy, Yali Topol Margalith, Fionn Whitehead, Amanda Abbington, and Paul Chahidi have joined Down Cemetery Road on Apple TV.
- Kyle Pryor is joining the cast of Days of Our Lives on Peacock.
Mark Your Calendars
- Frisco King premieres on Paramount+ on December 18.
- The Chosen returns on Prime Video on November 15.
- Pillsbury Bake-Off Classic premieres on CBS and Paramount+ on November 23.
- In A Holidaze debuts on Netflix on December 2.
- Steps debuts on Netflix on November 20.
- Allen will premiere on Netflix on November 12.
- The Fall of El Mayo will debut on Netflix on October 29.
- Possible Love will premiere on Netflix on November 6.
- Beat Luke Littler streams live on Netflix on October 30.
- Gajab Raat debuts on Netflix on October 23.
- Hunting Alice Bell will premiere on Channel 4 soon.
- Mistry Green will premiere on Netflix on November 9.
- Taken: Natalee Holloway will debut on Netflix on November 4.
- The Madame Blanc Mysteries returns on Acorn TV on November 9.
- Proxies premieres on Netflix on December 11.
- Live from the Orange Carpet: WNBA Finals will air on E! on October 19.
R.I.P.
Michael Forest, Actor who appeared in Twilight Zone, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Star Trek, and many B-movies for Roger Corman
Mark Pucci, Music publicist
Lena Martell, Scottish singer who had her own shows on the BBC
Allen Bailey, Former NFL player
WATCH THIS
The Terminal List: Season two. Prime Video
The New Stanford Prison Experiment: Oh cool, they’ve turned one of the most horrific social experiments into a reality show. We are so debased, guys. Series premiere. Netflix
CMA Presents: I Will Always Love You: A Celebration of Dolly Parton: This special celebrates the wonder that was Miss Dolly Parton, a true American icon and embodiment of everything that is still good about this country. 8 p.m., ABC & Disney+
Creepshow: I’m pretty sure every Houstonian can agree that the roach chapter is THE WORST. 6 p.m., BBC America
Late Night:
- The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Uma Thurman, Josh Charles, Queens of the Stone Age
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Liam Neeson, Kate Berlant
- The Daily Show: Taika Waititi, host Ronny Chieng
- Watch What Happens Live: Whitney Rose, Britani Bateman
| WEDS. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Scrubs (new) |
Abbott Elementary (new) |
CMA Presents I Will Always Love You: A Celebration of Dolly Parton (new) |
| CBS | Survivor (new) |
The Amazing Race (new) |
| CW | Police 24/7 (new) |
The Great American Road Rally (new) |
Local |
| FOX | The Floor (new) |
99 to Beat (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Chicago Med (new) |
Chicago Fire (new) |
Chicago P.D. (new) |