Melania just did the weirdest, funniest thing, BUT WHY?

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

The BAFTAs and BBC are REALLY SORRY, YOU GUYS.

They’re taking the shitshow on the road. 

Sarah Haines isn’t wrong.

I am not going to hold my breath that this happens, but I will watch anything this team does, including a Hacks revival.

HBO is bringing dragons to Austin. 

The networks are trying to get the kidz to watch the teevees by using the TikTok.

The Department of Justice is investigating the NFL and whether it is engaging in anticompetitive practices by making more of its games available on streaming instead of actually investigating the Epstein Files.

Speaking of: yesterday, Melania Trump gave a remarkable — and unexpected — statement from the White House claiming she was never friends with Jeffrey Epstein, she was not introduced to her pig husband by Jeffrey Epstein, she barely knew Ghislaine Maxwell, and claimed that any “images” or statements about her that say otherwise are “lies.” She also insisted that the Epstein survivors testify before Congress, to which they said, “YEAH, NO THANKS.”

IT WAS SO WEIRD, YOU GUYS. And from reports, President Pedophile had no idea she was going to make the statement (despite the fact that her office announced she would address the White House press the day before).

First of all, no one was talking about Melania and Epstein? People are much more interested in her husband’s relationship with Epstein? But also, we had kinda moved on from the Epstein story because of the whole war thing? AND HAVE NONE OF THESE PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF THE STREISAND EFFECT? (Don’t tell them, this is amazing.)

There are some theories on why she did this: her team just insists she was tired of the “lies” that have been circulating around her and she wanted to make it clear that “enough is enough.” Some people point to her fight with writer Michael Wolff, whom she threatened to sue for $1 billion over things he said about her relationship with Epstein, and he countersued. And some are pointing to a woman you might not have heard of: Amanda Ungaro. Ungaro was romantically linked (at 17) to the man who did introduce Melania to President Sex Pest, Paolo Zampolli, and Ungaro had his child. Zampolli, who is the “United States Special Representative for Global Partnerships,” was in a contentious custody battle with Ungaro, and what do you know, but Ungaro was recently picked up by ICE and deported to Brazil. There are some reports that Ungaro has recently taken to social media to make threats against Melania to reveal everything, and she might have given an interview to Spain’s El Pais which might air this weekend.

But go on, Melanie. And tell us how you didn’t know that man.

This mess might be why President Pudding Brain went on an unhinged rant against Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, and Candace Owens. Frankly, I don’t care what caused it. Let the girlies fight.

LOVE IS DEAD. (I’m genuinely bummed about this one.)

Renewals

In Development

  • Eternally Yours, the vampire comedy pilot from the creators of Ghosts, has been given a series order at CBS. The Tillbrooks, the other comedy pilot, is not moving forward.
  • Calamities, a Texas crime thriller, has been ordered at Prime Video.
  • Cunk on Cinema has been ordered at Netflix and BBC.
  • Ram, an action-comedy, has been picked up at Netflix.
  • Los Feliz, a crime drama, is being developed at Starz.
  • Boo’d Up, a comedy starring Carl Anthony Payne, Apryl Jones, Vanessa Bell Calloway, Varonica Mitchell, and Kaden J. Quinn, is in the works.
  • The Voices of Our Mother has been acquired by Shudder.
  • Perfect, the film about Kerri Strug starring Millie Bobby Brown, is not moving forward at Netflix, following Brown’s leaving the movie.
  • The Redwall adaptations at Netflix have been canceled.

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • Artemis II Return To Earth will air tonight on CBS beginning at 6:30 p.m.
  • My Killer Father: The Green Hollow Murders will premiere on Paramount+ on April 28.
  • Tales from the Crypt will premiere on Shudder on May 1.
  • Sold Out on You will debut on Netflix on April 22.

R.I.P.

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FRIDAY

Malcolm in the Middle: Life is Still Unfair: Malcolm and his daughter are brought back into his family’s orbit when his parents demand he attend their 40th anniversary in this new special. (By the way, did we never learn the family’s last name when this series originally aired, because I’m not seeing it anywhere.) Premiere.  Hulu

Outcome: Keanu Reeves stars in this dark comedy as an actor whose life is turned upside-down when he is blackmailed with video of questionable content. Premiere. Apple TV

Temptation Island: Season two premiere. Netflix

Thrash: A category 5 hurricane decimates a small town and brings an unexpected threat in the storm surge: hungry sharks. (Blinks in Harvey survivor) Netflix

SATURDAY

Saturday Night Live: Colman Domingo & Anitta. 10:30 p.m., NBC

Christy: Sydney Sweeney stars in this biopic about Christy Martin, the most successful female boxer from the 90s. 7 p.m., HBO

Kara Swisher Wants To Live Forever: Journalist Kara Swisher explores the growing world of longevity science in this new series. Premiere. 8 p.m., CNN

SUNDAY

Euphoria: The much-anticipated, long-delayed third (and probably final) season is upon us. Season premiere. 8 p.m., HBO

The Audacity: In this new dramedy that looks an awful lot like a grown-up Silicon Valley, a tech CEO and his psychologist are engulfed in a personal data scandal. Series premiere.  AMC & AMC+

Universal Basic Guys: Mark trains crows in the season finale. 7:30 p.m., Fox

Eva Longoria: Searching for France: I guess she found Spain because now Eva Longoria is looking for France. Series premiere. CNN

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