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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Ryan Coogler’s reboot of The X-Files has Dana Scully’s stamp of approval, SO I AM GOING TO NEED EVERYONE TO BE CHILL ABOUT IT.
Hold up, so Bill Maher IS receiving the Mark Twain Prize for Humor after the White House said he wasn’t? Honestly, I want both sides to lose, so the fact that this has turned into something of a shitshow is very funny to me.
Savannah Guthrie gave her first interview since her mother was abducted to The Today Show (obviously), and it was heartbreaking. She believes she is probably the reason her mother was taken, and she said they believe that two of the ransom notes were legitimate.
Here’s hoping the entire Guthrie family finds closure to this horrific situation soon.
Oh, and now The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is in danger, too? It sounds like the Salt Lake City district attorney is looking into whether or not Taylor Frankie Paul violated her 2023 probation in this most recent alleged domestic violence incident, and so filming on the reality show has been postponed indefinitely, possibly forever. The way all of this has played out is amazing — from the lack of vetting, to the exploitation, and the apparently missing network lawyers — and I wouldn’t be surprised if the new heads at Disney don’t decide to just cut their losses. Stay tuned.
Jessi Draper, one of the Mormon Wives, cracks the mystery of who gave TMZ that video of Taylor Frankie Paul, and it’s exactly who you think. She also got real messy about her own marital disaster.
Buffy hurt Andy Cohen’s feefees.
I’m not sure this makes me like Ogilvie more, but it is an interesting detail.
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Dana Carvey is the second SNL‘er to do The Rundown:
Renewals
- Jeopardy! has been renewed through a 44th season in syndication.
- Wheel of Fortune has been renewed through a 45th season in syndication.
- Inside Edition has been renewed for a 39th season in syndication.
- Entertainment Tonight has been renewed for a 46th season in syndication.
- Flip Side has been renewed for a third season in syndication.
- Hot Bench has been renewed for a 13th season in syndication.
- The Perfect Line has been renewed for a second season in syndication.
- Ms. Pat Show has been renewed for a sixth season on Paramount+.
In Development
- Hopeless, a comedy pilot from Jeff Chan and Rob Mac, is in development at FX.
- Strangers, a film starring Gwyneth Paltrow, has been acquired by Netflix.
- All Boys, a drama series set at an all-boys school, is in development at Netflix.
- Adam’s Law, a legal show starring Judge Judy’s son, has been ordered to syndication.
- American Mayhem, an extreme video series, has been ordered to syndication.
- Dirty, starring Phoebe Dynevor, is in the works at Prime Video.
- Don’t Get High is no longer moving forward at Hulu.
Casting News
- Himesh Patel will co-star in The X-Files reboot at Hulu.
- Michael Keaton, Julia Garner, and Donald Glover appear to be guest-starring in The Studio on Apple TV.
- Sonya Walger has been cast as Freya in God of War on Prime Video.
- Dawnn Lewis, Glynn Turman, Tichina Arnold, Joshua Suiter, and Raven Goodwin have joined the cast of A Different World at Netflix.
- Kat Cunning has joined the cast of the NBC pilot Protection.
- Seamus Dever, Kenneth Miller, Raphael Sbarge, Marco Rodriguez, Rafi Gavron, and Ryan McPartlin have been added to the cast of Bosch: Start of Watch at Prime Video.
- Gemma Chua-Tran has joined Gundam at Netflix.
- Geoffrey Owens will guest star on The Pitt on HBO Max. (yay!)
- Judith Light has been added to the untitled Cameron Diaz and Stephen Merchant romantic comedy at Amazon MGM.
- Ken Jennings is sticking around Jeopardy! for a couple more years at least.
- Adrian Anchondo has left General Hospital on ABC.
Mark Your Calendars
- Running Point returns on Netflix on April 23.
- Star City will premiere on Apple TV on May 29.
- Man on Fire premieres on Netflix on April 30.
- Stranger Things: Tales from ’85 debuts on Netflix on April 23.
- Fear Factor: 48 Hours of Fear will premiere on Fox on May 14.
- Untold: The Shooting at Hawthorne Hill will debut on Netflix on April 21.
- The Testament of Ann Lee will begin streaming on Hulu and Disney+ on March 31.
- Cheech & Chong’s Last Movie debuts on Paramount+ on April 20.
- K-Everything will premiere on CNN on May 9.
- Hive will premiere on Tubi on April 17.
- 90 Day Fiance returns on May 10 on TLC.
- Love & Hip Hop: Miami returns on BET on April 8.
- You Don’t Know Where I’m From, Dawg will premiere on Paramount+ on April 14.
- Pat Summitt: Live Reunion Special will air on ESPN on March 29.
- House of the Spirits debuts on Prime Video on April 29.
- Taskmaster will return on Channel 4 and YouTube on April 9.
- Ranma1/2 returns on Netflix in October.
- Jeopardy! YouTube Edition will premiere on YouTube on March 31.
- Perfect Crown will debut on Disney+ on April 10, and Gold Land on April 29.
- Building Back America’s Trades debuts on Magnolia Network on April 11; HBO Max on April 12.
- R.J. Decker will move to Tuesdays at 8/9 p.m. on ABC on April 14.
- Women in Blue returns on Apple TV on August 12.
- The Truthers will premiere on Netflix on July 24.
- Kill Tony: WrestleMania will stream live on Netflix on April 18.
R.I.P.
Dash Crofts, Singer best-known for “Summer Breeze”
WATCH THIS
Something Very Bad is Going to Happen: A young couple is about to get married but … well, check out the title. Series premiere. Netflix
Detective Hole: This new series is based on Jo Nesbo’s global best-selling detective series. Netflix
Love Overboard: Pretty sure this is just Love Island, but on a boat. But hey! Gabby Windey is hosting, so that’s a plus. Series premiere. Hulu
Late Night:
- The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Chris Pratt, Charlie Day, Roman Reigns, BTS
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Amanda Peet
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Charlie Puth, David Cross, Coco Jones
- The Daily Show: Eiza González, host Josh Johnson
- Watch What Happens Live: Gabby Windey, Kyle Richards
| THUR | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | 9-1-1 (new) |
9-1-1: Nashville (new) |
Grey’s Anatomy (new) |
| CBS | NCAA Basketball (live) |
| CW | Scrabble (repeat) |
Trivial Pursuit (repeat) |
News/Local |
| FOX | iHeartRadio Music Awards (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | MLB Baseball (live) |
For Dash Crofts (who was from Cisco, Texas), I would suggest going to your favorite music streaming service and playing “We May Never Pass This Way (Again).” Have tissue handy.