Jimmy Kimmel wants to bribe President Nobel Peace Prize to get out of Minneapolis and … you know, it might just work

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

Don’t be teasing me with an All My Children reboot, Susan Lucci. Don’t you do it.

Pamela Anderson is still pissed at Seth Rogen for Pam & Tommy and would like an apology, please.

We’ve all joined The Pitt bandwagon. 

Shaq is out here flirting with our Houston reporters.

After 14 years of helming Star Wars and bringing it into the modern era of streaming and film, Kathleen Kennedy is stepping down as the president of Lucasfilm. Stay tuned: it will be interesting to see what happens next.

To the man — and OF COURSE it was a man — who asked Jay Leno if he was going to get a girlfriend now that his wife has dementia, may karma find you.

This may surprise you, but John Oliver isn’t a fan of media mergers and promises to continue doing what he’s doing.

Veruca Salt is still at it.

The regime is mad that CNN had a chyron that read, “Protests erupt after federal agent shoots man in Minneapolis,” despite that being exactly what happened. I have such a headache.

First of all, shut the fuck up, Stephen Miller. Second of all, Shatner is a Canadian, you absolute cabbage, and he doesn’t like you, either.

So, President Dingus is threatening the midterm elections, accepting Nobel Peace Prizes that are not his, and continuing to menace a NATO ally, while having furries perform at his private club, and I do not have the energy for this, y’all.

Jimmy Kimmel offered President Suborn any of his awards if he’ll pull ICE out of Minnesota, and considering how bitter that man is about never winning an Emmy … Kimmel might just be onto something:

 

 
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Make the merch, it will sell out.

 

 
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CBS News being a mouthpiece for the administration and ICE? Shocking. I’m shocked.

Annnnnyway, if CBS is interested in replacing Mr. Katy Tur, may I suggest Denver 9’s Kyle Clark?

 

 
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  • The Super Bowl Halftime Show will take place on February 8 on NBC, and for some reason (can’t imagine why) this trailer made me emotional:

  • Star Search debuts on Netflix on January 20, contrary to what I said earlier this week, because they lied to me and changed the date when I wasn’t looking.

  • Finding Her Edge debuts on Netflix on January 22.

  • Hidden Assets returns on Acorn TV on January 19.

  • Terri Joe: Missionary in Miami debuts on Tubi on January 30.

  • Peter Hujar’s Day will premiere on Criterion Channel on January 27.

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WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

The Rip: Matt Damon and Ben Affleck team up again in this cop thriller about some Miami police who discover a large stash of cash, leading them to trust no one. Premiere. Netflix

Happy’s Place: Isabella gives Emmett notes on his new appetizer. Winter season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC

Stumble: Courteney calls in the premiere choreographer in the country in the winter season premiere. 7:30 p.m., NBC

The Nowhere Man: An ex-mercenary is drawn back into a world of violence after he witnesses a home invasion. Series premiere. Starz

Black Phone 2: Streaming premiere. Peacock

SATURDAY

Saturday Night Live: Finn Wolfhard & A$AP Rocky 10:30 p.m., NBC

Star Wars marathon: The original formula. 2 p.m., AMC

Taxi Driver: Back in the good ol’ days when people wanted to impress Jodi Foster …  8 p.m., Cinemax Cinema

SUNDAY

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms: MORE GAME OF THRONES NONSENSE. This time with a bit of a sense of humor, at least. Ser Duncan the Tall, and his tiny squire, Egg, travel Westeros a century before the events in Game of Thrones. Series premiere. HBO Max

The Rise and Fall of Reggie Dinkins: Tracy Morgan and Daniel Radcliffe star in this new comedy from the 30 Rock team, following a former football player who is trying to revamp his image after a career-ending scandal.  Series premiere. 9:30 p.m., NBC

The Hillside Strangler: Four-part look into the murders that terrified Los Angeles in the 1970s. Series premiere. 9 p.m., MGM+

Landman: Season finale. Paramount+

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