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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Late Night is back, and they have some thoughts about … well, everything … that has transpired since they signed off a couple of weeks ago:
Stephen Colbert on who will run Venezuela: “We still don’t know for sure, but chances are it comes down to either Paramount and Netflix.”
Jon Stewart on President Obvious stating that we went into Venezuela for the oil: “Is this your first war? What the fuck?”
Also Jon Stewart: “This is all exhausting, and exposes the Gulf of America—not the body of water. The real Gulf of America is the gap between the high aspirations that embody the founding of this country and the thuggish gangsterism that this crew thinks makes us great again.”
By the way, The Daily Show has bounced back thanks to the combination of President Mar-a-Lardo and Jon Stewart.
Speaking of Dokpuil, reviews of his first day as CBS Evening News anchor are in, and they aren’t great.
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Hey, is the anonymous “source” claiming that the networks are clamoring for the rights to the Kennedy Center Honors despite the fact that President Low Ratings single-handedly tanked the ratings, Roma Daravi, VP of public relations for the Trump Kennedy Center, by any chance?
Mr. Show was not a satire.
Sansa was the only one who liked her ending, and that’s not unreasonable.
Don’t count on Heated Rivalry to change the NHL.
The slapfight between Disney and Sling has escalated.
No one asked for this, Michael Rapaport.
Get better soon, Bethenny Frankel.
Congratulations, Derek Hough and his wife Hayley Erbert!
Congratulations, Meghan McCain and Ben Domenech. I guess.
Happy belated anniversary, All My Children!
#MeToo
Not even a Queen is safe from sexual assault.
NFL player Christian Barmore has been charged with domestic violence.
Royel Otis guitarist Leroy Bressington would like Reddit to hand over the names, emails, phone numbers, and IP addresses of anyone discussing allegations that he sexually assaulted minors so he can think about suing them. The courts said, “absolutely not.” In the meantime, I might suggest to Bressington’s legal team that they look into the “Streisand Effect.”
Explain to me why the Department of Justice in 2019 (the first administration) was tracking Julie Brown, the journalist who exposed the Jeffrey Epstein case, as she traveled to interview victims? Also, what’s going on with those files, yo?
Grok is creating A.I. sexualized images of minors to absolutely no one’s surprise.
If you or someone you know has experienced sexual assault, you can call the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-HOPE (4673), which routes the caller to their nearest sexual assault service provider. You can also search for your local center here.
Renewals
- Emily in Paris has been renewed for a sixth season on Netflix.
In Development
- A documentary about Gisèle Pelicot has been set at HBO.
- The WWE’s library is moving from Peacock to Netflix immediately.
Casting News
- Jason Isaacs, Sigourney Weaver, Martin Bobb-Semple, Bill Paterson, Jack Bannon, John Heffernan, Celia Imrie, Paterson Joseph, Sasha Luss, Juliette Motamed, and August Wittgenstein have been cast in Tomb Raider on Prime Video.
- Nava Mau and Malia Pyles will guest on Brilliant Minds on NBC.
- Harvey Guillén will host the Serial Killers podcast on Netflix.
- Ebony Obsidian and Novi Brown are not returning to Tyler Perry’s Sistas on BET.
Mark Your Calendars
- Seven Dials debuts on Netflix on January 15.
- The Upshaws returns on Netflix on January 15.
- Tyler Perry’s Sistas returns on BET on January 7.
- Queer Eye returns on Netflix on January 21.
- Is It Cake? Valentines will premiere on Netflix on February 4.
- The BMF Documentary: Blowing Money Fast premieres on Starz on January 16
- Hope Valley 1874 returns on Hallmark in March.
- Disneyland Handcrafted debuts on Disney+ on January 22.
- Museum of Innocence debuts on Netflix on February 13.
- To Love, To Lose premieres on Netflix on January 15.
- Can This Love Be Translated? debuts on Netflix on January 16.
- Cosmic Princess Kaguya! will debut on Netflix on January 21.
- WWE: Unreal debuts on Netflix on January 20.
- Fear Factor: House of Fear will now debut on Fox on January 11.
- The Traitors’ Official Podcast will debut on Peacock on January 5.
- Black Phone 2 will begin streaming on Peacock on January 16.
R.I.P.
Jayne Trcka, Bodybuilder and fitness model with a role in Scary Movie
Béla Tarr, Hungarian filmmaker
Con Pederson, Visual effects artist and CGI pioneer
Andre Provencher, Veteran Quebec TV executive
WATCH THIS
Best Medicine: A brilliant surgeon leaves his successful Boston practice to move to a small New England town where his brusque manners rub the quirky locals the wrong way, in this new medical dramedy based on the popular British series, Doc Martin. Series premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Doc: Amy and Sonya butt heads over a homeless patient in the winter premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
Will Trent: A person from Will’s past escapes from prison in the season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
High Potential: Morgan grows more suspicious of Rhys in the winter premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
The Rookie: The LAPD works with the FBI and Interpol to target high-value terrorists in the season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
Finding Your Roots: America Ferrera and Darren Criss uncover their family histories in the 12th season premiere. 7 p.m., PBS
The Cult Behind the Killer: The Andrea Yates Story: This three-part documentary looks into the tragic and horrifying case of Andrea Yates, who killed her five children in a haze of postpartum depression and psychosis, and perhaps under the influence of an evil cult that twisted her sense of reality. Premiere. 7 p.m., ID & HBO Max
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Lucy Liu, Ramón Rodríguez, Jamie Campbell Bower, Colin Quinn
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Sean Hayes, Karl-Anthony Towns, Shawn Levy
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Jodie Foster, Tracy Letts
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Nikki Glaser, Joel Edgerton, Debbie Gibson
- The Daily Show: Park Chan-wook, host Ronny Chieng
- Watch What Happens Live: John Oliver, Angie Katsanevas
| TUES. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Will Trent (new) |
High Potential (new) |
The Rookie (new) |
| CBS | NCIS (repeat) |
NCIS: Origins (repeat) |
NCIS: Sydney (repeat) |
| CW | WWE NXT (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Best Medicine (new) |
Doc (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | NBA Basketball (live) |