MONDAY
The Year: 2025: Interviews with The Jonas Brothers, A’Ja Wilson, Luke Bryan, Christian Siriano, Robert Irwin, Alix Earle among others. Â ABC
Game of Thrones marathon: When there is nothing on but reruns and sportsball, this is something to actually look forward to while rotting on your couch, waiting for New Year’s to arrive. 6:30 a.m., HBO Hits
The Front Room: Brandi stars in this horror film as a pregnant woman who is faced with bringing her husband’s possibly wicked stepmother in to live with them. It doesn’t have great reviews, but the wicked stepmother is played by Kathryn Hunter, and therefore, I am obligated to give it a chance. 7:36 Cinemax Hits West
TUESDAY
Evil Influencer: The Jodi Hildebrandt Story: The dark case of the popular influencer, Utah therapist Jodi Hildebrandt, who was revealed to be a child abuser. Premiere. Netflix
The Godfather marathon: It’s a weird week, so why not put on a comfort mob movie or two? 7 p.m., Showtime Showcase
RoboCop: I’D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! 8:15 p.m., MGM+ West
WEDNESDAY
Stranger Things: The final chapter is upon us. Series finale. 7 p.m., Netflix
Dick Clark’s Primetime New Year’s Rockin’ Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2026: I feel like they could wedge a few more words into this title, tho. 7 p.m.; 9:30 p.m.; 10:30 p.m.; 1:30 p.m., ABC
New Year’s Eve Live: Nashville’s Big Bash: Because not everyone wants to celebrate in Mamdani’s socialist hellscape. /s 7:30 p.m., CBS; 9:30 p.m., CBS
CNN’s New Year’s Eve with Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen: And then, of course, there is the most unhinged (drunkest) New Year’s Eve broadcast. 7 p.m., CNN
A Toast to 2025!: The only thing anyone is going to be toasting about this year is that it is over. 9:30 p.m., NBC
Fireworks Around the World: FIREWORKS GO BOOM. 11:30 p.m., NBC
Together: Real-life married couple Dave Franco and Alison Brie star in this body horror as a married couple at a crossroads in their relationship. Streaming premiere. Hulu
THURSDAY
137th Rose Bowl Parade: Lie on your couch and watch the pretty flower floats. 10 a.m., NBC & Peacock
The Cult of the Real Housewife: For those of you who are unversed in the world of the Real Housewives, Mary Crosby is a Real Housewife of Salt Lake City, and the head of her own church (cult) that was founded by her grandmother. When her grandmother died, Mary married her grandmother’s husband — her step-grandfather — and took over the church. Some weird shit going on right there. Premiere. 7 p.m., TLC
2025 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony: Cy7 p.m., ABC
FRIDAY
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Let’s go, queens. Season premiere. 7 p.m., MTV
Rocky marathon: Philly’s best. 1 p.m., AMC
Mission Impossible marathon: DUN DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN DUNDUN. Â 5 p.m., Paramount Network
SATURDAY
Grease: My favorite movie when I was six, which, honestly, is so inappropriate. 8 p.m., CMT
No Hard Feelings: Jennifer Lawrence stars in this anti-rom rom-com that has one of the most amazing nude scenes I’ve ever seen (which I assume will be edited in some fashion for this cable broadcast). 8:25 p.m., FXM
SUNDAY
America’s Funniest Home Videos: Winter premiere. 6 p.m., ABC
Best Medicine: A crotchety surgeon leaves his Boston practice to become a general practitioner in a small seaside town in this remake of the popular British series, Doc Martin. Series premiere.  7 p.m., Fox
Krapopolis: Krapopolis is invaded in the season finale. 8 p.m., Fox
31st Annual Critics’ Choice Awards: Chelsea Handler returns to host. 6 p.m., E! & USA