Ratings-obsessed despot delivers the lowest ratings ever for TV special he hosted. Sad.

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

Let me begin by saying, like Twitter shall remain Twitter and the Gulf of Mexico shall remain the Gulf of Mexico, I shall never refer to the John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts by any other name (except for a shortened version, like “Kennedy Center”). However, comedy writer Toby Morton saw this move by The Renamer-in-Chief coming a mile away and bought the domain names: “trumpkennedycenter.com” and “trumpkennedycenter.org.”

Because everything has to be about him, President TeeVee hosted the Kennedy Center Honors, which broadcast on CBS earlier this week. Ahead of the broadcast, he posted some nonsense on his social media site asking, “If really good, would you like me to leave the Presidency in order to make ‘hosting’ a full time job?” YES, YES, PLEASE GOD, DO IT. WE WILL GIVE YOU YOUR OWN LATE-NIGHT SHOW, ANYTHING YOU WANT, JUST LEAVE THE OVAL OFFICE.

Except, UH-OH, the ratings for the Kennedy Center Honors were down 35% from last year, and the lowest ratings for the special ever. On the one hand, GOOD. On the other, ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS WATCH, YOU GUYS, AND HE MIGHT HAVE RETIRED.

So President PissyPants, he was big mad that no one watched and praised him, and I guess stayed up and watched Colbert’s show following the Kennedy Honors Special (a repeat, I might add), because he then went on a screaming tirade about how CBS needs to pull his show from the schedule and “put [Colbert] to sleep.” What the fuck, man?

Meanwhile, Jimmy Kimmel was invited by Channel 4 in the UK to give an alternate Christmas address where he addressed his suspension thanks to President Joffrey’s thin skin: “Our show came back stronger than ever. We won, the President lost and now I’m back on the air every night givin’ the most powerful politician on earth a right and richly deserved bollocking.” His address also urged the Brits to not give up on us, noting that we’re a mess right now. Truth.

A conservative group has crunched the numbers and decided that late-night shows have become more liberal this year, with 92% of the jokes taking aim at conservatives over 82% last year. Compelling stuff. Except I would like to point out that 1. Last year, Democrats were in control of the White House, and a thing a comedian is going to do is make fun of those in power, regardless of party affiliation, so it makes sense that with an entirely conservative government, conservatives are going to be made fun of more often; and 2. These particular conservatives that are currently in office are not just endlessly mockable, they respond to the mockery in such over-the-top ways (cancelling or trying to cancel shows) that they contribute to their own mockery. There’s a reason Jimmy Kimmel made the top three most Googled people list this year.

Periodic reminder that Bill Maher is a whiny little bitch who can dish it out but can’t take it. Team Larry 4eva.

Wait, the Scott Pelley of CBS, who just a couple of weeks ago went out and publicly stated that 60 Minutes was maintaining its editorial independence, is mad about Bari Weiss pulling the 60 Minutes story? THAT Scott Pelley? Why?

Meanwhile, Bari Weiss is still fighting for her life, defending this very dumb move.

Tracy Morgan’s favorite impersonation of himself is Eddie Murphy’s, as it should be.

Debbie Downer and 9/11 are inextricably linked. 

The NHL is not mad about Heated Rivalry

Hoping Kristen Storm gets well soon.

Congratulations to Venus Williams and Andrea Preti!

Renewals

Cancellations

  • Olympo has been canceled after one season on Netflix.

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • Bridgerton returns on Netflix on January 29.
  • One Piece returns on Netflix on March 10.
  • Outlander returns on Starz on March 6.
  • Apex premieres on Netflix on April 24.
  • Free Bert debuts on Netflix on January 22.

R.I.P.

Pat Finn, Actor known for Murphy Brown, The Middle, and Marvin Marvin

Mickey Lee, Big Brother contestant

Neil Frank, Former longtime Chief Meteorologist at Houston’s KHOU11 and Director of the National Hurricane Center

Perry Bemonte, Longtime guitarist and keyboardist for The Cure

Mohammad Bakri, Actor in Homeland, and Palestinian filmmaker

Imani Dia Smith, Broadway actress

Amos Poe, Director and screenwriter

Karen Glass, Former Disney executive

Bart Story, Veteran entertainment research executive

John Antrobus, British playwright and screenwriter

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

The Life of Chuck: Tom Hiddleston stars in this adaptation of the Stephen King novella of the same name. Hulu

Bugonia: Two conspiracy theorists kidnap a CEO convinced she is an alien, in this Yorgos Lanthimos film.  Peacock

IT: Welcome to Derry marathon: Back in my day, it would be a Game of Thrones marathon following Christmas, but times have changed. 4 p.m., HBO Hits

SATURDAY

The Copenhagen Test: OH NO, Simu Liu’s brain’s been hacked, and bad guys can see and hear everything he’s doing! Series premiere. Peacock

College Football: Just so much college football. 10 a.m., ESPN; 11 a.m., ABC; 1:15 p.m., ESPN; 2:30 p.m., ABC; 3:30 p.m., The CW; 4:45 p.m., ESPN; 6:30 p.m., ABC

SUNDAY

Animal Control: Two rival precincts are forced to merge due to budget cuts, and tempers flare in the fourth-season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox

A Grammy Celebration of Latin Music: An evening celebrating Latin music with covers of classic songs and performances by Latin superstars.  7 p.m., CBS

The Muppets Take Manhattan: Because Muppets. 5 p.m., TCM

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Celebrity Wheel of Fortune
(repeat)
20/20
CBS Fire Country
(repeat)
Fire Country
(repeat)
Fire Country
(repeat)
CW Popstar! Best of 2025
(new)
Masters of Illusion
(repeat)
News/Local
FOX Next Level Baker
(repeat)
Local
NBC Happy’s Place
(new)
Stumble
(new)
Dateline


SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC College Football
(live)
News/Local
CBS Tracker
(repeat)
Fire Country
(repeat)
48 Hours News/Local
FOX Next Level Baker
(repeat)
News/Local
NBC The Wall
(repeat)
Dateline
(repeat)
Saturday Night Live
(repeat)
News/
Local
Saturday Night Live
(repeat)


SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(repeat)
America’s Funniest Home Videos
(repeat)
Elemental
(new)
CBS 60 Minutes A Grammy Celebration of Latin Music
(new)
FBI
(repeat)
The CW Penn & Teller: Fool Us Freddie Mercury: The Final Act Local/News
FOX NFL Football
(live)
The OT
(new)
Animal Control
(new)
The Simpsons
(repeat)
Krap-opolis
(new)
Bob’s Burgers
(new)
Local/News
NBC Sunday Night Football
(live)

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