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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
ABC agrees they need to do a better job casting The Bachelor:
“The ‘Bachelor’ universe continues to be really important to us,” Erwich told TheWrap. “The ‘Bachelor’ installments are no different than any other show — you have to have the right cast and the right people in front of the camera who have an amazing story to tell, but also who are willing to share their story and to and are willing to reveal themselves.”
“We’re only going to roll these out as they come together and meet the bar of excellence that the tradition of the show has set,” Erwich continued.
The Bachelor is no different than any other show. You have to have the exact right casting. You have to have the exact right people. We’re taking tremendous care with a very singular and beloved franchise, and we’ll continue to roll those out as they’re ready.
The Bachelor has not been renewed yet — which is a shocking development this late into the year (though I suspect it will happen once they land on a showrunner). Combined with The Bachelorette being put “on pause,” there are clearly some issues ABC seems to be finally addressing, both in the casting and in terms of leadership of the franchise as a whole. Personally, I think that these are problems that can’t be fixed without fundamentally changing the show and its very conventional philosophies about heterosexual relationships and women in general. But then again, no one asked me.
Sarah Sherman addresses that SNL impersonation of Aimee Lou Wood that caused such a stir: “I was excited to play her because she’s so iconic, her character is so iconic, and I fucking obviously never meant to hurt anyone’s feelings. Never in a million years did I get into comedy to make anyone upset. I feel terrible that anyone would feel bad.”
ESPN is launching a new streaming service featuring all of the ESPN networks and programming on ABC called … “ESPN.” It will cost you $29.99 a month.
CNN will also launch a new streaming service this fall, though the only details we know are that it will be “less flashy” than the previous CNN+.
All of your Top Chef logistics questions answered.
Jennifer Coolidge remains a goddamned delight.
Hey, Simpsons nerds: they have a new LEGO set for you guys.
Pete Buttigieg gets why his fellow Democrats don’t want to go on Fox News, but he’s right: “You can’t blame somebody for not embracing your message if they’ve literally never heard it. And a lot of people will never hear what we have to say if we’re only talking to people who are friendly to us.”
Eurovision Song Contest begins today (check out Peacock), and Vulture has you covered with all the competitors’ songs and has ranked them.
#MeToo
The Sean Combs trial began this week.
Michael Pitt was arrested on charges of sexual abuse in Brooklyn. He was charged with “two counts of first-degree sexual abuse, counts of criminal sexual acts in the first and third degree, two counts of second-degree assault, two counts of attempted assault and one count of strangulation in the second degree,” over four separate incidents between 2020 and 2021.
Smokey Robinson has been accused of “sexual battery, assault, fostering a hostile work environment, false imprisonment and gender violence” in a lawsuit brought by four former female employees. He has denied the allegations.
Gerard Depardieu was found guilty of sexual assault in France, and given an 18-month suspended sentence. It is considered a landmark #MeToo case in France, as the movement took considerably longer to gain traction than here in the States. Two female crew members on the set of The Green Shutters accused him of groping them and saying inappropriate things, and a number of other women who did not bring charges testified to similar behavior but the actor claims “his actions had been misinterpreted.” Sir.
Oh, how surprising: Sean Penn would work with Woody Allen again, “in a heartbeat.”
Justin Baldoni is dragging Taylor Swift into this mess against Blake Lively. That seems like … a bad idea. Of course, his lawyer is full of bad ideas, like suggesting that Lively’s deposition be held at Madison Square Garden with ticket sales going to domestic abuse organizations. Yeah, that’s not how depositions work?
Ariel Winter opened up about being body-shamed and criticized as a young teen. And Carnie Wilson recalled being humiliated by a record executive by an “unacceptable” comment about her weight.
Kudos to John Oliver and Seth Meyers for their jokes this week. Well played, gentlemen.
Renewals
- Fallout has been renewed for a third season on Prime Video ahead of the premiere of season two.
- Beast Games has been renewed through a third season on Prime Video.
- Dateline has been renewed for a 34th season on NBC.
- Inspector Ellis has been renewed for a second season on Acorn TV.
- Academy of Country Music Awards has been renewed for three more years on Prime Video.
In Development
- Delphi, a series set in the Creed universe, has been ordered at Prime Video.
- A Barbershop TV series has been greenlit at Prime Video.
- An untitled docuseries about female CEOs hosted by Serena Williams, has been ordered at Prime Video.
- The Home Team: NY Jets has been ordered at Prime Video.
- CoComelon is getting a feature film.
Casting News
- Patrick Dempsey will star in Memory of a Killer on Fox.
- Jude Law and Andrew Garfield will star as Siegfried and Roy in Wild Things on Apple TV+.
- Lily Collias, Joe Anders, and Malia Pyles have joined the cast of Cape Fear on Apple TV+.
- Kat Izzo is returning to Bachelor in Paradise on ABC. H’oh boy.
- Niall Horan is returning to The Voice on NBC.
- Ryan Seacrest will take over hosting Celebrity Wheel of Fortune on ABC.
- Mike “The Miz” Mizanin will host the rebooted American Gladiators on Prime Video.
- Colton Dunn, Hayley Magnus, and Andrew Lopez have been added to the cast of Judgment Day at Amazon MGM.
Mark Your Calendars
- All’s Fair will premiere on Hulu this fall.
- Sirens debuts on Netflix on May 22.
- Oh. What. Fun. will premiere on Prime Video on December 3.
- Mama June: Family Crisis returns on We TV on May 30.
- Kings of Jo’Burg returns on Netflix on June 13.
- K.O. premieres on Netflix on June 6.
- The Bear returns on Hulu on June 25.
- Alien: Earth premieres on FX and Hulu on August 12.
- My Oxford Year will premiere on Netflix on August 1.
- Elle will debut on Prime Video this summer.
- The 59th Annual CMA Awards will air on ABC on November 19.
R.I.P.
Samuel French, Actor who was in Fear the Walking Dead and Killers of the Flower Moon
Dara Birnbaum, Video artist who explored television and the language of television
WATCH THIS
Will Trent: A mysterious biological attack strikes Atlanta in the season finale. 7 p.m., ABC
The Rookie: John and Harper work together to catch Oscar. Season finale. 8 p.m., ABC
Bad Romance: Season finale. 9 p.m., ABC
Joan Rivers: A Dead Funny All-Star Tribute: A celebration of the iconic comedian. 9 p.m., NBC
Andor: Series finale. Disney+
Eurovision Song Contest: It’s once again time for our yearly reminder that European culture is crazy. Peacock
Bad Thoughts: Comedian Tom Segura helms this twisted new comedy series that is being compared to Black Mirror and The Twilight Zone. Series premiere. Netflix
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Blake Shelton, Desi Lydic
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: John Krasinski, Reba McEntire, Tony Gilroy
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Alexander Skarsgård, Brian Cox
- After Midnight: Bento Skinner, Mary Beth Barone, Holmes
- The Daily Show: Matt Wolf, host Jordan Klepper
- Watch What Happens Live: Jesse Lally, Danny Booko
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