Bet you can’t guess which TV show holds the record for most words spoken per minute.

We’ve all been there.

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And the academy award for best dramatic performance goes to….. 🐈 (ig: lindsay.bjork)

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

An update on the most important story of the week: SNL did NOT formally apologize to Aimee Lou Wood.

The show with the fewest words per minute is hardly shocking: The Book of Boba Fett. But the show with the most words per minute is honestly kinda surprising.

I’m going to go ahead and pass on the Last of Us-branded mushroom coffee, thanks.

Didn’t this guy have some satellite role on the first seasons of The Real Housewives of Miami? Am I imagining that? He’s amigos with Alexia, right?

You won’t have Courtney Henggeler to kick around anymore, Hollywood.

CNN is creating a new digital product that won’t be news-based … did anyone ask for this?

The White House reportedly tried to shake Warner Bros. Discovery down for a hunting and fishing show for Dummy Jr. and everything about this story checks out except for the part where the show hasn’t happened yet.

Oh no! Anyway.

#MeToo

When Harvey Weinstein is comparing himself to you and taking up your side of things, you need to take a good long hard look at yourself, Justin Baldoni.

In the wake of the mess Mickey Rourke made on Celebrity Big Brother U.K., actress Bella Thorne has come forward with allegations of abuse on the set of the film Girl.

40 women won a $1.6 billion judgment against director James Toback for sexual assault, false imprisonment, coercion, and psychological abuse.

Soulja Boy has been found liable for “sexual battery, assault, intentional infliction of emotional distress, sexual harassment, and nonpayment of wages” and ordered to pay $4 million to a former assistant.

Four women are suing Andrew Tate in the U.K., claiming he “assaulted, raped, and controlled them” and one who claims he pointed a gun at her face.

Former Texas Longhorns star Isaiah Bond turned himself over to the cops for a warrant for sexual assault.

Laura Penley is the fourth woman to sue Nick Carter, accusing him of sexual assault.

Russell Brand’s scheduled talk at the New College of Florida has been “rescheduled.”

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • The Four Seasons will debut on Netflix on May 1.
  • And Just Like That … returns on Max on May 29.
  • The Order debuts on Hulu on April 18.
  • Boarders returns on April 17 on Tubi.
  • Kevin Costner’s The West debuts on History Channel on May 26.
  • Mama June: Family Crisis returns on We TV on May 30.
  • Exterritorial premieres on April 30 on Netflix.
  • Snakes and Ladders premieres on Netflix on May 14.
  • Culture of Winning: Polynesian Football Pride premieres on Fox Sports on April 20.

R.I.P.

Andrea Blaugrund Nevins, Oscar-nominated and Emmy-winning documentary filmmaker

“Jed The Fish” Gould, Los Angeles radio DJ

Jeffrey Runnings, Founding member, bassist, and vocalist of indie band For Against

WATCH THIS

The Carters: Hurts to Love You: Directed by Soleil Moon Frye, this docuseries looks into the Carter family, which was catapulted into fame and tragedy by the successful music careers of Nick and Aaron Carter. Premiere.  Paramount+

The Dark Money Game: This docuseries looks into the dark side of political campaigns and donations following the Citizens United decision by the Supreme Court 15 years ago, which allowed unlimited spending from hidden sources. Premiere. 8 p.m., HBO

Behind the Curtain: Stranger Things The First Shadow: A look behind the scenes of the West End stage play set in the Stranger Things universe. Premiere. Netflix

Late Night:

  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: David Oyelowo, Finn Wolfhard, OK Go
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Luke Bryan, Minka Kelly, Dirty Honey
  • The Daily Show: Nimesh Patel, host Ronny Chieng

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