Alright friends, I’m going to take a short winter’s nap and will be back in full force next year. I’m not looking forward to 2025 for all the obvious reasons, but I am hoping that it will be, at least on a personal level, better than 2024. And I hope the same for you.
I know living another four — AND ONLY FOUR, DO YOU HEAR ME, EVERYONE? — more years under the Former Wannabe Dictator in Chief-Elect is going to be difficult for all of us (even those who voted for him), but I also know that there will be bright moments here and there. We have to look for those moments and treasure them, they’ll keep us from sinking into the darkness.
Stay warm, keep safe, be happy, and I’ll see you in 2025.
@weratedogs just in time for Christmas ❤️ #weratedogs @Many Paws Volunteer Transport
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Nightbitch: I know this is a surrealist dark comedy starring Amy Adams, but every time I see this title I am convinced it’s a fake 30 Rock title. Hulu
Grammy Greats: The Stories Behind the Songs: The writers and musicians who have been nominated for Grammys tell the inspirations for their songs in this new special. 8 p.m., CBS
Torching 2024: A Roast of the Year: Jeff Ross roasts the year that was 2024. Netflix
SATURDAY
So Much College Football: Literally all day long on multiple channels. 10 a.m., ESPN; 11 a.m., ABC; 1:15 p.m., ESPN; 2:30 p.m., ABC; 3:30 p.m., The CW; 4:45 p.m., ESPN; 6:30 p.m., ABC; 8:15 p.m., ESPN
21 Jump Street marathon: These movies are much funnier than they have any business being. 7 p.m., TBS
Edge of Tomorrow: As someone funnier than me said, this movie has everything: it’s a Tom Cruise movie for Tom Cruise fans and if you hate Tom Cruise, you get to watch him get killed over and over and over again. 7 p.m., Bravo
SUNDAY
The Simpsons: Marge and Smithers team up in the fall season finale 7 p.m., Fox
Universal Basic Guys: Mark gets into the water ice business. Fall Finale. 7:30 p.m., Fox
Bob’s Burgers: Tina becomes an advice columnist. Fall finale. 8 p.m., Fox
Grammy Greats: The Most Memorable Moments: A look back at some of the most memorable Grammy performances and moments. 8 p.m., CBS
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | High Potential (new) |
20/20 |
| CBS | The Greatest #AtHome Videos (new) |
Grammy Greats: The Story Behind The Songs (new) |
| CW | Inside the NFL (new) |
The Conners (repeat) |
The Conners (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | Holiday Bowl | Local |
| NBC | Happy’s Place (repeat) |
Lopez vs. Lopez (repeat) |
Dateline |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | College Football (live) |
News/Local |
| CBS | S.W.A.T. (repeat) |
48 Hours | 48 Hours | News/Local |
| FOX | Kitchen Nightmares (repeat) |
Animal Control (repeat) |
Animal Control (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Dateline (repeat) |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Frozen | Frozen 2 |
| CBS | 60 Minutes | 60 Minutes | Grammy Greats: The Most Memorable Moments (new) |
| The CW | Freddie Mercury: The Final Act (repeat) |
Bob Hearts Abishola(repeat) | Bob Hearts Abishola(repeat) |
| FOX | NFL Football and The OT (live) |
The Simpsons (new) |
Universal Basic Guys (new) |
Bob’s Burgers (new) |
The FOX Winter Preview (new) |
Local/News |
| NBC | Sunday Night Football (live) |
Edge of Tomorrow is a decent movie that had a better title twice when it was “All You Need is Kill” and then “Live Die Repeat”