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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
It’s sounding less and less likely that the Menendez Brothers will be leaving prison after all. Elections have consequences.
James Marsden auditioned for SNL by impersonating a chicken and that’s why James Marsden has never been on SNL.
The continued commodification of an explicitly anti-capitalist piece of art is such a perfect metaphor for late-stage capitalism that I am surprised someone hasn’t made a TV show about it yet.
Max has stolen Spotify’s whole “Spotify Wrapped” thing with “Max Rewind” which shows you a recap of what you watched this year.
The Real Housewives of Potomac‘s Karen Huger is facing two years in prison for a DUI that involved a car crash.
Polughtics
Apparently, a megalomaniacal multi-billionaire South African is in charge of our Congress now, and some Senators are calling for it to be true literally, not just figuratively.
Speaker Musk.
— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) 2024-12-19T13:23:36.339Z
After Speaker of the House Mike Johnson negotiated a last-minute bi-partisan bill to keep the government funded and open, Elon Fucking Musk said, “Nah,” and made up a ton of lies about what the bill contains. So now a bunch of Republicans are now pulling their support of the bill and we are facing a government shutdown tomorrow.
A couple of things about this: our last shutdown (which was courtesy of the Republicans because the shutdowns are ALWAYS because of the Republicans cost $3 billion (although what’s that to a man worth more than $400 billion), and abandoning the bill that was on the table would jeopardize an extension of the farm bill and $100 billion in disaster aid. Meanwhile, the man who is apparently single-handedly running the Republican party, has received billions and billions in government subsidies and contracts for his businesses, including $41.9 for Tesla and $19.8 for SpaceX.
Elon Musk was not on anyone’s ballot.
— Andrew Weinstein (@andrewjweinstein.com) 2024-12-18T22:37:08.599Z
The ultimate question. On Jan 21, 2025, who gets to run the @POTUS account here and on twitter:Trump or Musk ?
Elon Musk: Doing to congress what he does to tesla drivers: trapping us inside and setting us on fire.
— Maxwell Frost (@maxwellfrost.bsky.social) 2024-12-19T17:09:01.466Z
Elon Musk is literally everything MAGA Republicans accused George Soros of doing
— KamallaDreams (@kamalladreams.bsky.social) 2024-12-19T00:04:50.185Z
Chuck Todd and other media types called ABC News out for “abandoning” George Stephanopoulos by settling with Former President Fake News-Elect, and there was some speculation on how Stephanopoulos could even stay at the network after being shivved by them. And yet … he just signed a new multiyear contract with them, so I guess they really made it worth his while.
The new deal and the high-profile settlement with President-Elect Donald Trump that was signed this weekend were handled separately, with no correlation between one and the other, a source says.
LOL, SURE.
Nancy Pelosi regrets never having hosted Saturday Night Live because she’s convinced she’s “very funny” and I do have to give it to her, this moment was funny:
And this was funny:
And this was funny:
And this was amazing … if not exactly funny (but it was also pretty funny):
Renewals
- Tell Me Lies has been renewed for a third season on Hulu.
Cancellations
- Sunny has been canceled at Apple TV+ after one season.
In Development
- Free Nelson Mandela and 2024: The Year From Space are in the works at Channel 4.
Casting News
- Neil Cavuto is leaving Fox News after 28 years because he can’t take another four years of a Former President Exhausting-Elect either.
- Ryan Stiles, Blake Clark, Graham Rogers, Hannah Pilkes, and Celia Weston have been added to the cast of Leanne at Netflix.
- Matthew Lewis is starring in Murder Before Evensong at Acorn TV and Channel 5.
- Eddie Redmayne is returning to Day of the Jackal on Peacock.
Mark Your Calendars
- The It’s Always Sunny/Abbott Elementary crossover will take place on ABC on January 8.
- Conspirators debuts on ALLBLK on January 2.
- The Thundermans: Undercover debuts on Nickelodeon on January 22
- The Challenge All Stars: Rivals will premiere on MTV on January 29.
- Harpoon Hunters debuts on Discovery on January 24.
- America’s Team: The Gambler and His Cowboys will premiere on Netflix in 2025.
- Nightbitch will begin streaming on Hulu on December 27.
- You returns on Netflix in 2025.
- Summer House returns on Bravo on February 12.
- Sweet Magnolias returns on Netflix on February 6.
R.I.P.
David Murphey, 90 Day Fiancé star
WATCH THIS
Laid: A woman finds out her former lovers are dying in unusual ways in what is being described as a “fucked-up rom-com.” Series premiere. Peacock
Beast Games: 1,000 contestants compete for a $5 million prize. Series premiere. Prime Video
Virgin River: Season premiere. Netflix
Star Trek: Lower Decks: Series finale. Paramount+
Fast Friends: Fans of the show Friends compete in this new game show to determine who is the Ultimate Friends Fan. Series premiere. Max
Ghosts: Sam and Jay prepare to host Jay’s hard-to-please parents for the holidays, things go awry. One-hour fall finale. 7 p.m., CBS
The Great Christmas Light Fight: Two-hour season finale. 7 p.m., ABC
Manhunt: Luigi Mangione and the CEO Murder: Welp, they were quick with this one. How did TMZ allow themselves to be beaten by 20/20? 9 p.m., ABC
Elsbeth: A showrunner of a long-running police procedural is murdered in the fall finale. 9 p.m., CBS
Nate Bargatze’s Nashville Christmas: Nate Bargatze hosts this variety special with appearances by Mikey Day, Noah Kahan, Martina McBride, Ashley Padilla, Jelly Roll, Darius Rucker, Derrick Stroup, the Tennessee Titans, and Carrie Underwood. Premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Martin Short, Chloe Fineman
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: John Mulaney, Simon Rich, Nicholas Hoult
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Edward Norton
- Watch What Happens Live: Shep Rose, Molly O’Connell
| THUR | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | The Great Christmas Light Fight (new) |
The Great Christmas Light Fight (new) |
Manhunt: Luigi Mangione and the CEO Murder (new) |
| CBS | Ghosts (new) |
Nate Bargatze’s Nashville Christmas (new) |
Elsbeth (new) |
| CW | Scrabble (new) |
Trivial Pursuit (new) |
News/Local |
| FOX | Hell’s Kitchen (repeat) |
Hell’s Kitchen (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Little Big Town’s Christmas at the Opry | Barry Manilow’s A Very Barry Christmas |