‘Yellowstone,’ ‘The Penguin’ finale, the election — so much election — and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

 

MONDAY

Saturday Night Live Election Special: LAUGH ABOUT IT NOW WHILE YOU CAN. 9 p.m., NBC

All the President’s Men: A wild fantasy in which Washington Post reporters, editors, and owners take a dangerous but principled stance against a corrupt President. 3 p.m., Sundance

Or Just Lock Yourself in a Dark Closet and Do Breathing Exercises: Because admit it, you’re not going to be able to focus on anything. All day long, Your Closet

TUESDAY

Election Coverage: I mean, just try to escape it. It’s going to be everywhere. 6 p.m, ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, Fox News, C-SPAN, BBC

Election Night Live with Brian Williams: Not even streaming! You can’t escape it even on streaming! 4 p.m., Prime Video

The Daily Show: Indecision 2024: Nothing We Can Do About It Now: I mean, you can try to go laugh about it, but good luck. 10 p.m., Comedy Central

Or Just Lock Yourself in a Dark Closet and Do Breathing Exercises (rerun): Because admit it, you’re not going to be able to focus on anything. All day long, Your Closet

WEDNESDAY

The Golden Bachelorette: The Men Tell All 7 p.m., ABC

Live From the Other Side with Tyler Henry: Let’s hope the dead spirit that Tyler speaks with in this finale isn’t our democracy. Season finale. 5 p.m., Netflix

Gaslight: Yes, this 1944 thriller in which a woman is slowly driven crazy by her husband is where the term “gaslighting” comes from. 7 p.m., TCM

THURSDAY

My Old Ass: Aubrey Plaza stars in this comedy in which an 18-year-old young woman comes face-to-face with her 39-year-old self during a wild mushroom trip. Streaming premiere. Prime Video

Outer Banks: Season four finale. Netflix

Paddington: Because depending on what happens on Tuesday, we might need a little Paddington to get us through the week. 9:25 p.m., The Movie Channel Xtra West

FRIDAY

Joan: Will Joan and Boisie make it to Spain? Series finale. 8 p.m., The CW

Investigation Alien: Reporter George Knapp travels the world to investigate reports of UFOs. Series premiere. Netflix

Speed: This movie is 30 years old and I need to go lie down again. 7 p.m., RetroPlex

SATURDAY

Saturday Night Live: Bill Burr & Mk.gee 10:30 p.m., NBC

Family Film and TV Awards: Amanda Kloots and Kevin Frazier host this awards ceremony that celebrates the best in family entertainment. 7 p.m., CBS

Goodfellas: If only for the scene with Marty Scorcese’s momma. 9 p.m., Showtime 2

SUNDAY

Yellowstone: Fall premiere. 7 p.m., Paramount Network

The Penguin: Season finale. 8 p.m., HBO

Saving Private Ryan: In honor of Veteran’s Day tomorrow. 7:10 p.m., Showtime Showcase West