Ruby’s not so sure.
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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Lost turns 20 on Sunday, and it’s vitally important that I acknowledge the show that, like the island did with Flight 815, changed my fate and brought me to this exact place right now. I had, at some point, planned to upload all of my recaps of Lost to this platform in time for this anniversary, but then life happened. I’ll get to it one day. In the meantime, here’s a nice wrap-up of the show’s biggest mysteries and Entertainment Weekly has a longer piece, explaining that controversial finale. No, they were not in purgatory the entire time.
(And you can find all of my season one, and most of my season two Lost recaps here on Foolish. One day I’ll get them all up on here — maybe in time for the 23rd anniversary! Or the 42nd. Who can say.)
Oh hey, look, another restraining order that The Bachelor producers missed: this time on Gil, one of The Golden Bachelorette’s potential suitors. You guys, what are you even doing? According to a show insider: “the show has ‘further edited his already limited screen time and minimized him in promotional assets moving forward.'” OK BUT HE SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN ON THE SHOW IN THE FIRST PLACE, DUMMIES.
Meanwhile, Devin Strader is out here lying about his restraining order, claiming it was “never granted.” It was. SIR. HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED TO KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT YET? Will someone please take his phone away for his own good?
Live with Kelly and Mark! said goodbye to Art Moore, an executive at the show and WABC’s VP Programming, as he retired this morning. The man and his colorful outfits have been a fixture on the show for 36 years now.
Jenji Kohan, the creator and producer of Weeds, thinks the planned sequel series (which she is not a part of) is some bullshit and unnecessary in this day and age of legal pot.
Did you catch these easter eggs in Agatha All Along‘s premiere? (spoilers, obvs.)
Meghann Fahy accidentally kicked Jennifer Coolidge in the face while filming White Lotus. Coolidge’s response: “Hey, man. You got to just go for it. Don’t worry about me.” And if you can’t hear Jennifer Coolidge saying that in your head, you’re lying.
Putting excellent but underappreciated series on Netflix pays out again.
Eric Roberts is out here talking a lot of shit. I mean, it’s good that he’s apologized for taking credit for Julia’s career, but let’s not fall over ourselves congratulating him for taking back such an asinine thing to say in the first place. Also, step off of Steel Magnolias, sir.
Speaking of family tension, Elle King is uninterested in dad Rob Schneider’s apology.
Well, yesterday was just an onslaught of political news:
In Not Insane News: Oprah hosted an in-person and virtual event for Kamala Harris that streamed on YouTube and parts aired on CNN and MSNBC last night. Vice President Harris said nothing about sharks or Hannibal Lecter. Here is a calm, easy-to-understand explanation on why Vice President Harris’ economic plan is better for taming inflation.
And in Insane News: Mark Robinson, the Republican candidate for governor in North Carolina, and a man who has argued that women shouldn’t be allowed to vote, that some people “need killing” and that the Holocaust was a hoax, somehow got into even more trouble. CNN reported yesterday that on porn site forums, he described himself as a “Black Nazi,” argued that slavery should be brought back, admitted to enjoying trans porn, and peeping on women in showers, and suggested he had an affair with his sister-in-law. The deadline for Robinson to drop out of the race (but not to be removed from the ballot — that deadline has passed) was midnight yesterday. Robinson refused to budge, giving Republicans heartburn not only in North Carolina, but across the country.
Mark Robinson literally did the 30 Rock bit https://t.co/8Yxg2KilDS pic.twitter.com/QYyxhLdVzh
— Socialists For Pritzker (@PritzkerForPrez) September 19, 2024
Trump: Mark Robinson is Martin Luther King on steroids. He is better than Martin Luther King pic.twitter.com/GFPWV0zhXx
— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) September 19, 2024
Hey @NCGOP, you can’t just abort Mark Robinson’s gubernatorial candidacy. You gotta carry this campaign to full term.
— Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 (@cmclymer) September 19, 2024
Mark Robinson showing up to literal Nazi meetings pic.twitter.com/iNXr1ueMZ7
— organizermemes (panda era) (@OrganizerMemes) September 19, 2024
“So I was talking to Mark Robinson in a chat room…” pic.twitter.com/3aBnx9JCko
— Ms. M 🪷 Read Project 2025 (@MsMalarkey24) September 19, 2024
This Mark Robinson story has everything: Black Nazis, Transgender Porn, Nude Africa, Peeping pic.twitter.com/K2aHQOsGFE
— Jared Moskowitz (@JaredEMoskowitz) September 19, 2024
thank you mark robinson pic.twitter.com/OHQt4MZKVo
— sean (@_sn_n) September 19, 2024
And speaking of Robert Kennedy Jr., apparently, he was out here having an inappropriate relationship with New York Magazine reporter, Olivia Nuzzi, while she was reporting on his campaign. She’s on leave of absence from the magazine while they investigate the situation which somewhat baffling might have taken place AFTER the bear story broke? And, for some reason, this whole story was left out of the Politico newsletter this morning, which is only interesting because the editor is Nuzzi’s now ex-fiance, Ryan Lizza. HEY. CHERYL HINES. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GIRL?
RFK Jr. had to tell Cheryl Hines about his affair with Olivia Nuzzi the same day he had to tell her he was being investigated for cutting off a dead whale’s head with a chainsaw.
Rough Thursday. pic.twitter.com/cRxCtFBJEV
— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) September 20, 2024
RFK Jr. has been such an incredible c-plot to this election cycle. every other week it’s “wow I never could have predicted this” and then he does it again, straight bangers every time
— ella dawson (@brosandprose) September 20, 2024
Larry David looking at Cheryl Hines after reading RFK Jr. cheated on her https://t.co/0XTKAtgdjC pic.twitter.com/1irmSscwS6
— B E A N Z (Miss U Mom) (@BeanzGotGamez) September 20, 2024
And what is crazy about all of this, is that at the same time Former President Mass Deportations is out here telling the Jewish community that if he loses, it will be their fault. NOPE, CAN’T SEE ANY PROBLEM WITH THAT.
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Please register. Please vote. I’m begging all of you.
Casting News
- Sharon Horgan has joined Amanda on Hulu.
- Miya Cech has been added to the cast of Avatar: The Last Airbender on Netflix.
- Lera Abova has joined One Piece on Netflix.
- Mark Harmon will appear in NCIS: Origins on CBS.
- Madison Pettis, Frances Fisher, Yvonne Orji, Hannah Stocking, Torrance Coombs, Naika Toussaint, Christin Park, Madeleine Arthur, Veronica Long, Emilija Baranac, and Ava Bianchi have joined the cast of The Wrong Paris on Netflix.
- Brian Tee will lead the voice cast of Get Jiro! at Adult Swim.
- Liev Schreiber has joined the voice cast of Splinter Cell: Deathwatch on Netflix.
Mark Your Calendar
- Squid Game 2 premieres on Netflix on December 26.
- 9-1-1: Lone Star returns on Fox on September 23.
- Scamanda premieres on ABC on October 9.
- Don’t Move will debut on Netflix on October 25.
- Territory will premiere on Netflix on October 24.
- Daddy’s Head will premiere on Shudder on October 11.
- Fat Joe Talks will debut on Starz on October 4.
- Stranger Things will return for its final season in 2025.
- Wednesday will return on Netflix in 2025.
- The Sandman returns on Netflix in 2025.
- The Eternaut will debut on Netflix in 2025.
- Devil May Cry will premiere on Netflix in 2025.
- Splinter Cell: Deathwatch will debut on Netflix soon.
- Hellbound will return on Netflix on October 25.
R.I.P.
Geoff Hinsliff, British actor known for Coronation Street
Nick Gravenites, Chicago blues singer-songwriter
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
His Three Daughters: Carrie Coon, Natasha Lyonne, and Elizabeth Olsen — three of our greatest actresses right now — star in this film as three distant sisters who return to New York to care for their ailing father. Netflix
20/20: Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
Lingo: Season finale. 8 p.m., CBS
I Saw the TV Glow: This eerie little movie about TV fandom, identity, and figuring yourself out as a teenager has haunted me since I watched it. I don’t know that I loved it, but it has stayed with me. Max
SATURDAY
The Batman: If you need a refresher now that The Penguin has premiered. 9:21 p.m., HBO
48 Hours: Season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
Paranormal Activity marathon: I don’t know, maybe if you think your house is haunted, don’t set up cameras. If you can’t prove it, it’s not happening. 7 p.m., Cinemax
SUNDAY
Matlock: A brilliant septuagenarian finds herself practicing law again for a prestigious firm. Series premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
Rescue: HI-Surf: An elite team of lifeguards protect the shores of Oahu in this new series that is NOT Baywatch. Series premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
TV on the Edge: A look at the most impactful television events in history and how they changed culture. Series premiere. 8 p.m., CNN
From: Season three. MGM+
Snowpiercer: Series finale. 8 p.m., AMC, AMC+
Late Night:
- Watch What Happens Live (Sunday): Lily Collins, Ashley Park
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | High Potential (repeat) |
20/20 |
| CBS | Secret Celebrity Renovation (new) |
Lingo (new) |
Blue Bloods (repeat) |
| CW | NASCAR Xfinity Series (new) |
College Football |
| FOX | College Football | Local |
| NBC | America’s Got Talent (repeat) |
Dateline |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | College Football (live) |
News/Local |
| CBS | The Equalizer (repeat) |
48 Hours | 48 Hours | News/Local |
| FOX | College Football (live) |
News/Local |
| NBC | The Wall (repeat) |
American Ninja Warrior (repeat) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
High Potential (repeat) |
9-1-1 (repeat) |
9-1-1 (repeat) |
| CBS | 60 Minutes | Matlock (new) |
Big Brother (new) |
Tracker (repeat) |
| The CW | Penn & Teller: Fool Us (repeat) |
The Chosen | The Conners | Local |
| FOX | The OT (new) |
Rescue: HI-Surf (new) |
Universal Basic Guys (new) |
Bob’s Burgers (new) |
Local/News |
| NBC | Sunday Night Football (live) |
And “Lost” is the reason I got to know you – your recaps were essential to my understanding of the show, and really enhanced my viewing of it. Happy “Lost”-iversary, Therese!
Yep — you were one of the OGs! Thanks for sticking with me for so long!
-T