Adorable and terrifying all at the same time!
@sallyhackett so smooth
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Heads up, older iPhone and iPad users — Netflix is about to drop you.
A little bit of Real Housewives of New Jersey news: according to Melissa Gorga, the show is in the process of hiring right now, though the big question of whether she or Teresa or either of them will be back is still unanswered. Also, coming out of apparently nowhere, Jacqueline Laurita is out here talking shit about Melissa Gorga for some reason.
LOL, Former President Now They’re Eating Geese is now saying there will not be a third debate because he won the last debate so decisively.

He also blew off Taylor Swift’s endorsement of Vice President Harris by claiming he wasn’t a fan of hers anyway. But look who is a fan of Taylor’s merchandise. This feels like something Taylor’s lawyers should take a look at.
As for Taylor’s influence, it’s not just that traffic to vote.gov increased 1,000% after her endorsement, it’s that registrations have increased 400-500%.
Which is why people like Mario Lopez, HOST OF CELEBRITY NEWS SHOW ACCESS HOLLYWOOD are posting things like this. Die mad about it, you hypocrite.
Famous celebrity, Mario Lopez, who hosts the celebrity gossip & lifestyle show “Access Hollywood” thinks his audience is stupid…
Incredible lol. Absolutely incredible lol pic.twitter.com/qTbJSKWURh
— McMuffin Guy (@IAmMcMuffin88) September 13, 2024
No, but seriously, is Former President Full Diaper sleeping with Laura Loomer? (And if you don’t know who Laura Loomer is, bless you. Try to never find out.)
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Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT? pic.twitter.com/KiK3srkb0i
— Hank Azaria (@HankAzaria) September 12, 2024
In Development
- Thumblite, a Silicon Valley drama starring Rosamund Pike, is coming to Netflix.
- Nutcrackers, a comedy starring Ben Stiller, has been acquired by Hulu.
- Relative Secrets with Jane Seymour, a reality series, has been ordered at AcornTV.
- We Solve Murders is being adapted into a movie at Netflix.
- The Rule of Jenny Pen has been acquired at Shudder.
Casting News
- Clifton Collins Jr., Chris Bauer, Rory Cochrane, and Angus K. Caldwell have joined JonBenét Ramsey on Paramount+.
- Aimee Garcia has joined Criminal Minds: Evolution on Paramount+.
- Dan Fogler has been added to The Rainmaker on USA.
- Fiona Glascott, Ivana Miličević, Phillip P. Keene, Antonio Aakeel, and Shashi Rami have joined Sherlock & Daughter on The CW.
- Lydia Peckham, Roimata Fox, and Branscombe Richmond have joined the cast of The Wrecking Crew from Amazon MGM.
- Dr. Nicole Martin is leaving The Real Housewives of Miami on Bravo.
Mark Your Calendar
- Unsolved Mysteries will return on Netflix on October 2.
- Inside Out 2 will stream on Disney+ on September 25.
- Agatha All Along will premiere on Disney+ on September 19.
Don’t miss Kathryn Hahn and Aubrey Plaza in #AgathaAllAlong
Watch the two-episode premiere September 18 on @DisneyPlus. pic.twitter.com/hyxIDoM80Z
— Marvel Studios (@MarvelStudios) September 12, 2024
- Grey’s Anatomy returns on ABC on September 26.
- Killer Heat will premiere on Prime Video on September 26.
- Twilight of the Gods will debut on Netflix on September 19.
- What We Do in the Shadows will return on FX on October 21.
- The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon will return on AMC on September 29.
- Superman & Lois will return on The CW on October 7.
- Little Miss Innocent: Passion. Poison. Prison. will debut on Hulu on September 20.
- MaXXXine will begin streaming on Max on October 18.
R.I.P.
Chad McQueen, Actor who appeared in the Karate Kid movies, and son of Steve McQueen
Joe Schmidt, Former Detroit Lion and Pro Football Hall of Famer
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
How to Die Alone: The delightful Natasha Rothwell plays a woman whose brush with death makes her start living life to the fullest. Series premiere. Hulu
In Vogue: The 90s: The history of 90s fashion as told through the editors of Vogue, Hamish Bowles, Edward Enninful, Tonne Goodman, and Anna Wintour. Series premiere. Hulu
Three Women: Betty Gilpin, DeWanda Wise, and Gabrielle Creevy star as three women who are radically changing their lives in this new series based on the New York Times bestseller. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Starz
The Grand Tour: One for the Road: Series finale. Prime Video
SATURDAY
Have I Got News for You: Amber Ruffin, Michael Ian Black, and Roy Wood, Jr. host this news comedy series based on the British series of the same name. Series premiere. 8 p.m., CNN
The Face I Can’t Forget: A woman recuperating from a car accident has flashbacks of a second daughter who no one else believes exists. It sure sounds like the prequel to my all-time favorite Lifetime movie, Invisible Child. 7 p.m., Lifetime
Civil War: Everyone who threatens civil war if their side loses should be required to watch this harrowing film. Streaming premiere. 7 p.m., HBO & Max
SUNDAY
The 76th Annual Emmy Awards: Dan and Eugene Levy host. 7 p.m., ABC, Red carpet coverage: 5 p.m., E! 6 p.m., ABC
Tulsa King: Season premiere. Paramount+
The Great North: One-hour season finale. 8 p.m., Fox
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| CBS | Let’s Make a Deal Primetime (new) |
Lingo (new) |
Blue Bloods (repeat) |
| CW | Whose Line Is It Anyway? (new) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (new) |
Inside the NFL (new) |
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| NBC | America’s Got Talent (repeat) |
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| ABC | Emmys Red Carpet (repeat) |
The 76th Annual Emmy Awards (repeat) |
| CBS | 60 Minutes | 60 Minutes | Elsbeth (new) |
Big Brother (new) |
Tracker (repeat) |
| The CW | The Conners (repeat) |
The Conners (repeat) |
The Chosen | The Conners (repeat) |
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The Great North (new) |
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