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HI! I’M BACK! Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Charles Barkley announced he’s retiring from the NBA after the 2024-2025 season, in large part because Warner Bros. Discovery is refusing to budge on renewal talks and Barkley’s TNT series is under threat. So one more loss thanks to David Fucking Zaslav. Way to go, dipshit.
Kenya Moore has been suspended from The Real Housewives of Atlanta indefinitely after allegedly distributing revenge porn of new cast member Brittany Eady.
I’m going to save up some pieces about House of the Dragon for later in the week, but until then, it sounds like the showrunners heard that it was too damn dark and fixed it.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus doesn’t have time for Jerry Seinfeld’s whining and I’m here for it.
If you look back on comedy and drama both, let’s say 30 years ago, through the lens of today, you might find bits and pieces that don’t age well. And I think to have an antenna about sensitivities is not a bad thing. It doesn’t mean that all comedy goes out the window as a result. When I hear people starting to complain about political correctness — and I understand why people might push back on it — but to me that’s a red flag, because it sometimes means something else. I believe being aware of certain sensitivities is not a bad thing.
Here are the rules for the June 27th Presidential Debate on CNN that are certainly not going to happen. There will be two commercial breaks; no props, no pre-written notes; there will be no audience, and most importantly, the microphones will be muted except for when it is the candidate’s turn to speak.
The Daily Show out here doing the good work: getting people registered to vote and dogs adopted.
Happy Pride Month to the entire LGBTQ+ community, Marlon Wayans, and Doctor Who. BUT NOT YOU, JAMES MAY. YOU SIT DOWN AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID.
Nick Kroll isn’t closing the door on more Big Mouth one day. (Which in its own way is something of a non-story because the door is never shut on more story of any series, as we well know.)
The Pope hosted 100 comedians at the Vatican this past weekend.
The Pope told me I was his favorite comedian. Such an incredible experience. This followed the Pope addressing a room of 200 comedians from throughout the world. It felt like a meeting of everyone who couldn’t behave in church. Thanks to @ragandbone for the fancy suit, shirt… pic.twitter.com/VDTBuTAthS
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) June 14, 2024
"I think he said, I hate you Conan O'Brien!"… Just after Pope Francis met with over 100 comedians at the Vatican this morning, I asked @ConanOBrien about the special audience. 😂 pic.twitter.com/wteLLT3G8b
— Colm Flynn (@colmflynnire) June 14, 2024
Will Smith argues that prestige TV is responsible for people no longer going to the movies — that the stories they can watch in their own homes are so good now that people are unwilling to go to the theater. While I see his point and don’t necessarily disagree with it, I would add that another factor is actually the quality of the TV sets we have now: flat, LCD screens are so far and away superior to older models, that we don’t feel the need to go to a movie theater for that visual experience.
“There’s a mantra we all have to remember: Corporations are pussies.”
“They are now, and they always have been. They’re not looking to cause problems,” Stewart continued. “I worked on Comedy Central, their lawyers were constantly under the threat of advertiser boycotts. Comedy Central’s brand was provocation, to some extent. And so that was for the most part positive for them. Most content companies don’t want that smoke.”
This little story about A Million Little Things, an interview, and a simple question is so lovely and pure. And going forward, I’m going to use this question when talking to someone who is grieving.
Kevin Costner is still yapping about Yellowstone.
Tubi is more popular than Disney+, Max, Peacock and Paramount+.
Werner Herzog and David Lynch have never been more Werner Herzog and David Lynch.
I have zero beef with this list of TCA nominees.
Here are the winners of this year’s Daytime Emmys. GO ON WITH YOUR BAD SELF, DICK VAN DYKE!
I’m not a Broadway person, but I’m sure some of you are, so here’s a roundup of the best and worst moments from last night’s Tony’s ceremony.
Please don’t threaten the BBC journalists, guys.
Ooooh … is Morgan returning to General Hospital?
🥰 love you https://t.co/EFSkYlC7QK
— Maurice Benard (@MauriceBenard) June 17, 2024
Speaking of General Hospital, welcome back John J. York! Now stay healthy!
Get well soon, Justin Baldoni!
Love is dead. Again.
Renewals
- House of the Dragon has been renewed for a third season on HBO.
- The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon has been renewed through 2028 on NBC.
- After Midnight has been renewed for a second season on CBS.
- The Green Veil has been renewed for a second season on The Network.
- Smiling Friends has been renewed for a third season on Adult Swim.
Cancellations
- The Boys will end with season five on Prime Video.
- Power Book IV: Force will end with season three on Starz.
- Tokyo Vice has been cancelled after two seasons on Max.
- My Dad the Bounty Hunter has been cancelled after two seasons on Netflix.
In Development
- The Institute is being adapted into a series at MGM+ starring Ben Barnes and Mary-Louise Parker.
- Denise Richards and the Wild Things, a comedic docuseries, has been ordered at E!.
- Anthony Bourdain’s graphic novel series Get Jiro is being turned into a series at Adult Swim.
- St. Denis Medical has received an extra five-episode order on NBC.
- An animated Blue Beetle series is in the works.
- There is talk about rebooting Gravity Falls at Disney.
- Travels with Agatha with Sir David Suchet is in the works.
- The State of Georgia v. Donald J. Trump is in development at BBC.
- Alan Yang has signed an overall deal with Warner Bros. Television Group.
Casting News
- Kristen Stewart will star as Sally Ride in The Challenger (possibly) on Prime Video.
- Yahya Abdul-Mateen ll will star in Man on Fire on Netflix.
- Nick Wechsler and Kyra Leroux have joined The Hunting Party on NBC.
- John Hawkes, Gus Halper, Aliyah Camacho, and Michael Mando have joined Criminal on Prime Video.
- Danielle Savre has been cast in Found on NBC.
- Eric Dane has joined the cast of Countdown on Prime Video.
- Dorian Missick and Karla Souza have joined the cast of Obsession on Prime Video.
- Mia McKenna-Bruce is joining The Seven Dials Mystery on Netflix.
- Lacey Chabert and Brennan Elliott will star in His & Hers on Hallmark Channel.
- Kim Zolciak and Cynthia Bailey are part of the cast of Got to Get Out on Hulu.
- Harriet Walter will play Maggie Thatcher in Brian and Margaret on Channel 4.
- Sierra McClain has left 9-1-1: Lone Star on Fox.
- Julianna Margulies has left The Morning Show on Apple TV+.
Mark Your Calendar
- The Decameron debuts on Netflix on July 25.
- Exploding Kittens premieres on Netflix on July 12.
- The Ark returns on Syfy on July 17.
- Apple TV+ has released a teaser of their upcoming series:
- Domino Day: Lone Witch will premiere on AMC+ and Sundance Now on June 27.
- Naked and Afraid: Last One Standing will return on Discovery on July 14.
- Follow Me returns on Crackle in July.
- Melissa Etheridge: I’m Not Broken debuts on Paramount+ on July 9.
- In the Eye of the Storm will debut on Discovery Channel on July 14.
- Forbidden Love debuts on TLC on July 21.
- Barbecue Showdown returns on Netflix on July 4.
- Chewing Gum is now streaming on Hulu.
- Sprint: The World’s Fastest Humans will premiere on Netflix on July 2.
- Brain Works will premiere on Netflix on June 15.
- Blame the Game debuts on Netflix on July 12.
- Pulang Araw will premiere on Netflix on July 26.
- Kaulitz & Kaulitz will debut on Netflix on June 25.
- Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles premieres on Paramount+ on August 9.
- The Legend of Vox Machina will return on Prime Video on October 3.
- Twilight of the Gods will debut on Netflix on September 9.
- Mermaid Magic premieres on Netflix in August.
- Hit-Monkey returns on Hulu on July 15.
- Knox Goes Away will premiere on Max on July 27.
- Christina on the Coast will return on HGTV on July 11.
- Star Wars: Young Jedi Adventures returns on Disney+ on August 14.
- Omnivore will premiere on Apple TV+ on July 19.
R.I.P.
Nick Mavar, Deadliest Catch star
Hiram Kasten, Comedian who appeared on Seinfeld, “Mad About You, Everybody Loves Raymond, Curb Your Enthusiasm, 7th Heaven, Brooklyn Bridge, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, My Wife and Kids, Men of a Certain Age, Yes, Dear, Cybill and L.A. Law,” among others
Kevin Brophy, Actor who appeared in Lucan, and films The Long Riders and Hell Night
Tony Mordente, Broadway actor who appeared in West Side Story (both the musical and the film) before becoming a choreographer and later a TV director on Family Ties, The A-Team, Matlock, Walker, Texas Ranger, 7th Heaven, and a producer on 7th Heaven
Alan Scarfe, Actor who appeared in Seven Days and Star Trek: The Next Generation, as well as Lethal Weapon 3 and Double Impact
Doris Biscoe, Detroit news anchor, reporter, and pioneer for African American women TV journalists
Dr. Michael Mosley, BBC presenter and medical journalist
Ron Simons, Tony-award-winning producer
Jeremy Tepper, Journalist, musician, and program director of Sirius XM’s Outlaw Country channel
David Robb, Deadline reporter
Ramoji Rao, Indian media mogul
Angela Bofill, R& B singer
Bill Anders, Apollo 8 astronaut who took the famous “Earthrise” photo
Seven, Dog who appeared on The Walking Dead
WATCH THIS
Cult Massacre: One Day in Jonestown: The director of One Day in America tackles the Jonestown Massacre in this three-part documentary. Hulu
Robocop marathon: I mean, let’s be honest: the first movie in this trilogy is the only one worth your time. Still, the second was filmed in Houston, so there’s that. 6:35 p.m., HBO Zone West
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Eddie Murphy, Matty Matheson, Diljit Dosanjh
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Ayo Edebiri, Luke Wilson, Michael Marcagi, Mario Duplantier
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Dr. Anthony Fauci, Callum Turner, Trombone Shorty
- After Midnight: Sherry Cola, Solomon Georgio, Debra DiGiovanni
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Austin Butler, Lionel Boyce, Madison Beer
- The Daily Show: TBA, Host Jon Stewart
- Watch What Happens Live: Aesha Scott, Elena Dubaich
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