Still no TV news I’m afraid, but I promise you’re not missing much. It’s the summer, the writers’ rooms won’t open for another couple of weeks and shooting won’t get started until late next month. Of course, I’m writing this in the past, so God only knows what huge breaking story is furiously happening right now that I am blissfully unaware of, but that’s a problem for next week.
In the meantime, please take pity on this farmer and their adorable garden gremlins:
@lusealmanor These garden pests are out of control these days 👩🌾 #gardeningwithdogs
@lusealmanor Ok fine, Simba is only sometimes smart enough to avoid the yucky red ones 🤷♀️ #canisgremlinis #gardengremlins . And because I know you all remain deeply concerned about the poops – they’re fine. Just purple 💜
@lusealmanor Anyone know any tricks for dealing with gremlins in your carrot patch? 🥕 #atleastmygardenpestsarecute #gardengremlins
@lusealmanor No pea tree can withstand the wrath of a garden gremlin 🫛👹 #gardengremlins
WATCH THIS
Celine’s Story: Celine Dion opens up in an interview with NBC News about her Stiff-Person Syndrome diagnosis. 9 p.m., NBC
30 for 30: False Positive: Butch Reynolds, a track and field superstar, has his career upended when a drug test he took in 1990 came up positive. But now there are some serious questions, and Reynolds struggles to clear his name. 6 p.m., ESPN
How Music Got Free: Method Man narrates this documentary about how the music industry was disrupted by technology. Premiere. Paramount+
Frontline: Crisis on Campus: A look at the recent campus protests over the war in Gaza, and the tension between free speech, antisemitism, politics, and Israel and Palestine. 9 p.m., PBS
Air: When Michael Jordan met Nike. 7 p.m., ABC
| TUES. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Air | The $100,000 Pyramid (repeat) |
| CBS | FBI (repeat) |
FBI: International (repeat) |
FBI: Most Wanted (repeat) |
| CW | Police 24/7 (new) |
Hostage Rescue (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Beat Shazam (new) |
The Quiz with Balls (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | America’s Got Talent (new) |
Celine’s Story (new) |