FETCH THE CARRIAGE

NOT A CUTE ANIMAL TODAY. But I do think you’ll enjoy nevertheless:

@yassinandseanterrio

What if Trump sang Creep our most requested song…and yes we have the other parts of it to drop if it hits a million views. #impressions #bits #trump #creep #creepbyradiohead #radiohead #creepcover #trumpimpression #comedy #comedyvideo

♬ original sound – YASSiN & Sean Terrio

Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

David Zaslav is trying to destroy Warner Bros. Discovery’s relationship with the NBA, because that’s who he is, and Charles Barkley is hella pissed about it. The NBA used to have a safe home at TNT, but now that renegotiations are underway, David Zaslav is saying that his company “doesn’t need the NBA.” Which is an interesting position to take when every other streaming company is furiously buying up live sports events, but go on, sir.

Netflix has released a comprehensive viewership report for the second half of 2023, and the ten most popular series were:

  • ONE PIECE: Season 1
  • Dear Child: Limited Series // Liebes Kind: Miniseries
  • Who is Erin Carter?: Limited Series
  • Lupin: Part 3
  • The Witcher: Season 3
  • Sex Education: Season 4
  • Beckham: Limited Series
  • CoComelon: Season 8
  • Virgin River: Season 5
  • The Lincoln Lawyer: Season 2

Interestingly, Obliterated, which was canceled after only one season, was the 20th most popular series on Netflix, which means it must have been prohibitively expensive to make.

As for the top ten movies, the list contains … less familiar names:

  • Leave the World Behind
  • Heart of Stone
  • Leo
  • Nowhere
  • The Out-Laws
  • Hidden Strike
  • Reptile
  • The Killer
  • Family Switch
  • The Boss Baby

CBS is citing a First Amendment right to hire who it wants in response to the silly discrimination lawsuit that some white dude brought against them for not hiring him as a writer on SEAL Team.

The head of Investigation Discovery says that the success of Quiet on Set created a “fundamental shift” in what they realized could be content for them: it doesn’t have to be all murder all the time. Instead, it can be celebrities behaving badly all the time.

Andy Cohen thinks The Countess should have been the Golden Bachelorette, which, admittedly would have been amazing casting. However, that’s not how these Bachelor shows work.

We’re Here is important television — but the people who need to watch it the most will never see it.

We need to talk about the Emmy categories.

So, it’s been more than a week now since Bridgerton returned, so I’m going to dump a bunch of links that very well may be spoilery. DEAL WITH IT.

@nicolacoughlan

Pen after writing the latest Whistledown @Bridgerton

♬ original sound – RuPaul’s Drag Race

@q_zerb

Queen Charlottes wigs 😭😭😭 #bridgerton #netflix #wigs #queenchatlotte #polin #s3

♬ Nadia’s Theme (Theme from the Young and Restless) – Barry Devorzon

@ryanozobu

Felt like i was intruding 🫣 kept skipping back #bridgertonseason3 #bridgerton #fyp #polin

♬ Give Me Everything (Stripped Down) – Archer Marsh

@seventeen

We live for these rumored #Bridgerton couples! ❤️😝 #BridgertonSeason3 #philipafeatherington #prudencefeatherington #lukethompson 📸 Netflix and Getty

♬ In Love With You – BLVKSHP

@mariajoynson

Benedict bridgerton the man that you are

♬ original sound – Maria

@jackietodd_

It’s giving…something? 💅🏻 #bridgerton #bridgertonseason3 #bridgertontiktok

♬ Give Me Everything (Stripped Down) – Archer Marsh

@xoveganadventures

This is all i heard every time Benedict opened up his (beautiful) mouth this season of Bridgerton so far #bridgerton #bridgertonseason3 #benedictbridgerton #bridgertonnetflix

♬ original sound – Sarah | Vegan Adventures

@theonlynate

Replying to @Dove Beauty & Personal Care Soft and supple, just like Dove Soap 💅👑 (Watch til the end, I promise it’s worth it) 💖 #bridgerton #netflix #queencharlotte #wig #wigs #shondarhimes #shondaland #shondalandbridgerton #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #comedy #funny #parody

♬ Bridgerton – The Harmony Group

@hayleypearll

he loves @Bridgerton @Netflix 🤣❤️ ***Bridgerton Season 3 Spoilers!*** #brigderton #netflix #husbandwife #fyp #booktok #romance @skinnypopoffical

♬ original sound – Hayley

Perfection, no notes:

 

The Boys are so good at this:

Seriously, so good:

Cancellations

  • The CW has pulled Lovers and Liars off the schedule. This poor series lost so much of what made it fun in its original FBoy Island form on Max when it moved to network TV, so this is hardly surprising.
  • High School has been canceled at Freeform after one season.
  • Still Up has been canceled at Apple TV+ after one season.

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • The Bear returns on Hulu on June 27.
  • I Am: Celine Dion debuts on Prime Video on June 25.
  • Trixie Motel: Drag Me Home debuts on Max on June 1.
  • Cult Massacre: One Day in Jonestown premieres on Hulu on June 17 and National Geographic on August 14.
  • Hoffman Family Gold returns on Discovery on June 14.
  • Joko Anwar’s Nightmares and Daydreams premieres on Netflix on June 14.

R.I.P.

Morgan Spurlock, Documentarian who made Supersize Me

Patrick Gottsch, Creator of The Cowboy Channel

Kabosu, Meme dog

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Lingo: Season two premiere. 7 p.m., Fox

The Beach Boys: This new documentary follows the band from their humble beginnings and features never-before-seen footage. Premiere. Disney+

Atlas: Jennifer Lopez, Simu Liu, Sterling K. Brown, and Mark Strong star in this sci-fi thriller about a brilliant scientist who has to face a robot with whom she has a mysterious past. Premiere. Netflix

Purlie Victorious: Leslie Odom Jr. stars in this play written by the great Ossie Davis as a Black preacher who schemes to reclaim his church from a plantation owner. 8 p.m., PBS

SATURDAY

Gaga Chromatic Ball: Filmed in Los Angeles, Lady Gaga performs in front of 50,000 of her biggest fans. Premiere. 7 p.m., HBO

Cruise Ship Murder: A young woman’s life is thrown into chaos after her aunt “falls” off a cruise ship and her uncle’s dark past comes to light. 7 p.m., Lifetime

SUNDAY

National Memorial Day Concert: The 35th annual broadcast of America’s night of remembrance. 7 p.m., PBS

Indianapolis 500: I’m only including this because it is one of the few car races I have heard of, so it must be fairly important. 11:30 p.m., NBC

Predator: And I’m only including this movie so I could show you the video below. 9 p.m., Sundance TV

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Gayle King, JoJo Siwa, Rachel Feinstein

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Shark Tank
(new)
20/20
CBS Lingo
(new)
Lingo
(new)
Blue Bloods
(repeat)
CW Penn & Teller: Fool Us
(repeat)
100 Days to Indy
(new)
Local
FOX Friday Night Smackdown Local
NBC Night Court
(repeat)
Night Court
(repeat)
Dateline


SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC NBA Basketball
(live)
News/Local
CBS The Equalizer
(repeat)
48 Hours 48 Hours News/Local
CW I Am Steve McQueen Local
FOX MLB Baseball
(live)
News/Local
NBC The Wall
(repeat)
Dateline
(new)
Weakest Link
(repeat)
News/
Local
Saturday Night Live
(repeat)


SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(repeat)
America’s Funniest Home Videos
(repeat)
America’s Funniest Home Videos
(repeat)
America’s Funniest Home Videos
(repeat)
CBS 60 Minutes 60 Minutes Presents Elsbeth
(repeat)
Elsbeth
(repeat)
The CW The Blind Side Local
FOX NASCAR Cup Series
(live)
Local/News
NBC Weakest Link
(repeat)
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
(new)

3 thoughts on “FETCH THE CARRIAGE

  1. So this doesn’t have anything to do with your post, but I thought you’d like to know that my college daughter has spent the last couple of weeks since finals ended watching “Game of Thrones” for the first time. She’s in Season Six right now, and called me today to discuss Jon Snow’s murder and reanimation, Cersei’s walk of shame, Stannis’ death, and so on. She first called to tell me about it when she started, and at my suggestion has called every few days after she experiences “another WTF moment”. We had a loooong call after the Red Wedding.

    She’s into it, I’ve loved the conversations we’ve had, and I pointed her to a recent House of R podcast where the hosts discuss looking back at the finale five years later. I’ve also convinced her to start watching “House of the Dragon” when she’s done here. It’s gonna be a good summer.

    1. I love this so much! I’ve only been able to convince my younger son to watch ‘Game of Thrones’ but he was ALL IN, and has read all the books, and watched ‘House of the Dragon.’ The older son, I’m afraid, is a lost cause — at least when it comes to ‘GoT.’ He loves ‘The Boys’ which I can not for the life of me convince the younger to give a chance. But it’s so fun when your kids are old enough to enjoy the shows that you love.

      -T

    2. Stannis dies?!? What the …

      JK. I’ve watched the entire GoT series in order twice and specific episodes three or more times. Now waiting impatiently for HoD’s new season.

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