MONDAY
The Daily Show: Jon Stewart makes his triumphant return … to Monday nights only. I’ll take what I can get. 10 p.m., Comedy Central
The Neighborhood: Gemma and Dave have to adjust to Grover growing up. Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
Bob ♥ Abishola: Abishola learns that Dele has canceled his plans to go to Harvard in the season premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS
NCIS: Torres confronts the man who tortured his family as a child. Season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
NCIS: Hawai’i: Sam joins Tennant in Las Vegas to find a hacker. Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
The Hustler and the Housewife 2: A follow-up to the documentary about Tom Girardi and Real Housewife Erika Jayne’s legal scandal and whether Girardi’s victims will ever find justice. Premiere. Hulu
Stupid Pet Tricks: Sarah Silverman hosts this new variety show based on the classic David Letterman segment. Series premiere. 8 p.m., TBS
Gospel: A four-hour documentary that explores the history of Black American spirituality through music. Series premiere. 8 p.m., PBS
TUESDAY
La Brea: LET’S FINISH THIS THING. Series finale. FINALLY. 8 p.m., NBC
The Bachelor: WHY? WHY ARE WE DOING TWO EPISODES THIS WEEK, ABC? 7 p.m., ABC
FBI: The team takes action to take down a terrorist organization responsible for a bus bombing. Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
FBI: International: Special Agent Amanda Tate joins the team as an intel analyst. Season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
FBI: Most Wanted: A mysterious deal leads to chaos in the season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
WEDNESDAY
Love is Blind: Happy Valentine’s Day! To celebrate, watch these couples in much less healthy relationships than your own. Premiere. Netflix
The New Look: This new series follows the paths of Christian Dior and Coco Chanel through World War II and the aftermath as they transform fashion. Series premiere. Apple TV+
Resident Alien: Season three premiere. 9 p.m., Syfy & USA
Players: Gina Rodriguez stars in this rom-com as a New York sports writer who accidentally falls for a hook-up. Premiere. Netflix
THURSDAY
Young Sheldon: Sheldon finds out about the tornado in Germany. Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
Ghosts: The house discovers who was sucked off. Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS
So Help Me Todd: Todd decides to open his own P.I. shop in the season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
Far North: This dramedy is based on the largest meth bust in New Zealand history. Premiere. AMC+ and Sundance Now
House of Ninjas: A dysfunctional family of ninjas must return to work after they face a series of threats. Premiere. Netflix
FRIDAY
S.W.A.T.: The team goes to Mexico to collect a fugitive. Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
Fire Country: Bode is back in prison. Season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
Blue Bloods: Jamie goes undercover. Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
Life & Beth: Season two. Hulu
Oppenheimer: It’s good! It’s long. (Barbie was better.) Streaming premiere. Peacock
SATURDAY
Selena & Yolanda: The Secrets Between Them: The woman who murdered Selena speaks out. Whether or not anyone should listen is a whole other question. Premiere. 7 p.m., Oxygen
NBA All-Star Saturday Night: The Skills Challenge, 3-Point and Slam Dunk contests, and Stephen Curry vs. Sabrina Ionescu 3-Point Challenge 7 p.m., TNT
Silence of the Lambs: As part of the Jodi Foster appreciation era. 8 p.m., Sundance TV
SUNDAY
American Idol: Let the auditions begin. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
What Would You Do?: Sara Haines and W. Kamau Bell join the ethical dilemma series. Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
The Equalizer: McCall races to save the team. Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
CSI: Vegas: A respected colleague is arrested. Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
True Detective: Season finale. 8 p.m., HBO
Last Week Tonight: A week that begins with the return of Jon Stewart, ends with the return of John Oliver. Praise be. Season premiere. 10 p.m., HBO
People’s Choice Awards: In case you were wondering what the “people” care about. 7 p.m., NBC
NBA All-Star Game: Sportsball. 7 p.m., TNT
Oh, man. I just finished the finale of La Brea and I can not wait for your recap. It’s going to be just flames everywhere lolol