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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Fresh off of coming in second on The Mask (and making weird comments about how God chose for him to be “The Donut”) John Schneider was out on Twitter threatening the lives of President Biden and his son Hunter:
It’s hardly surprising that someone who is famous for driving a car called “The General Lee” is out here calling for a left-leaning President to be lynched.
He deleted the post pretty quickly, and now is claiming that he never meant to threaten President Biden’s life: “Despite headlines claiming otherwise, in my post, I absolutely did not call for an act of violence or threaten a U.S. president as many other celebrities have done in the past. I suggest you re-read my actual post and pay attention to the words before believing this nonsense.â
Despite that very convincing denial, he’s now being investigated by the Secret Service.
Vanity Fair has a great oral history of Conan O’Brien’s first year hosting The Late Show, and one of the heroes that emerges was his friend/sometime girlfriend Lisa Kudrow who always knew O’Brien would be chosen as the host: “I donât know how much we talked about it. I just knew, ‘Youâre trying to replace David Letterman. No one replaces David Letterman. Youâre no one.’ [Laughs.] It canât be anybody that an audience would know.” And she was right!
Minx is probably not coming back for season three, according to Jake Johnson. BOO.
Jacklyn Zeman, the actress who played Nurse Bobbie Spencer on General Hospital for 46 years, passed away in May of this year. The show will finally mark her passing in two special episodes next month. (I suspect they waited so long to honor her because the writers’ strike was happening, and they wanted the regular staff to write the special episodes, but I could be wrong.)
People are mad at Ricky Gervais again.
And the TSA is mad at Bethenny Frankel’s vagina.
I am certain no reading this cares about this as much as I do, but here’s another piece on why a Warner Bros. Discovery merger with Paramount would be terrible for the rest of us.
But wait … is the news of a Warner Bros. Discovery/Paramount merger really just a con David Zaslav is pulling on NBCUniversal to push them to make their own offer to merge with Warner Bros. Discovery? Because Peacock would be the biggest loser if the Paramount merger were to happen … CONSPIRACIES ARE AFOOT. (And the bottom line is no matter who Warner Bros. Discovery gobbles up, it still will be terrible for you and me.)
Renewals
- The Gilded Age has been renewed for a third season on HBO.
In Development
- Run the Burbs, which had a brief run on the new CW, has been bought by Hulu.
Casting News
- Jo Koy will host the Golden Globes on CBS.
- Skye Townsend will join The Neighborhood on CBS.
Mark Your Calendar
- Feud: Capote Vs. The Swans debuts on FX on January 31.
- Abbott Elementary returns on ABC on January 7.
- Chasing Flavor debuts on Max on February 1.
- Max released a sizzle reel for their January releases:
- Delicious in Dungeon debuts on Netflix on January 4.
- Avatar: The Last Airbender premieres on Netflix on February 22.
- The Greatest @Home Videos: The Cedy Awards airs on CBS on January 5.
- Reruns of The Conners will begin airing on The CW — in primetime — on January 4. Weird.
R.I.P.
Norby Walters, Music agent and Hollywood personality
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Saltburn: Barry Keoghan and Rosamund Pike star in this buzzy thriller about an Oxford University student who becomes obsessed with a wealthy fellow student who invites him to spend the summer at his family’s estate. Prime Video
The 25th Annual A Home for the Holidays: The annual special that celebrates foster care and adoption, highlighting inspirational stories from around the country. 7 p.m., CBS
What If…?: The animated anthology series brings a whole new series of twists to the Marvel universe. Season premiere. Disney+
SATURDAY
Extended Family: Jon Cryer, Abigail Spencer, and Donald Faison star in this new comedy about a complicated family situation. Series premiere. 7 p.m., NBC
Night Court: Abby has Dan help her track down a little girl’s letter to Santa in this new holiday episode. 7:30 p.m., NBC
Gremlins: We all acknowledge that Die Hard is a Christmas movie by now, but can we all agree that Gremlins is, too? 7:30 p.m., IFC
SUNDAY
It’s a Wonderful Life: If not on Christmas Eve, when? 7 p.m., NBC
A Christmas Story: The marathon begins. 7 p.m., CBS
Lingo: An hour-long holiday special. 7 p.m., CBS
Loteria Loca: Happy Holidays: Yes, Loteria Loca had been pulled from the schedule last month, but they taped this holiday special, so by God, they’re going to air it. 8 p.m., CBS
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Emma Stone, Kiefer Sutherland, Jay Jurden
FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
ABC | Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town | 20/20 |
CBS | The 25th Annual A Home For The Holidays (new) |
Fit for Christmas (new) |
CW | Penn & Teller: Fool Us (new) |
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer | Local |
FOX | Friday Night Smackdown | Local |
NBC | Dolly Parton’s Christmas of Many Colors: Circle of Love | Dateline |
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SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
ABC | College Football (live) |
News/Local |
CBS | When Christmas Was Young | 48 Hours | News/Local |
CW | Christmas with The Chosen: Holy Night (live) |
Local |
FOX | College Football (live) |
News/Local |
NBC | Extended Family (new) |
Night Court (new) |
NAB Celebration of Service to America Awards (new) |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
Home Alone | Celebrity Family Feud (repeat) |
CBS | 60 Minutes | Lingo (new) |
Loteria Loca (new) |
CSI: Vegas (repeat) |
The CW | Local | The Chosen (new) |
Local |
FOX | The OT (live) |
The Simpsons (new) |
Krapopolis (new) |
Housebroken (repeat) |
Family Guy (repeat) |
Local/News |
NBC | Local/News | It’s a Wonderful Life (live) |