Is ‘The Daily Show’ going to go ‘Weekend Update’ on us and give us two hosts instead of one? Maybe!

Doggoss Who Do Not Understand Their Size is a wonderful, specific subset of doggos.

@dammitarthur

for those who wonder how I keep him out of places. A small box usually does the trick. or a broom. #irishwolfhound #wolfhound #giant #dog #dammitarthur

♬ Mischievous – Scott Kuehn

Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

Oh good, my cable provider is in yet another carriage dispute, this time with Tenga, which means my access to CBS has gone dark. Tenga owns 66 stations in 52 markets, so this will impact a bunch of NBC and CBS affiliates.

GIVE ME THE PARAMOUNT+/APPLE TV+ BUNDLE ALREADY. Also, MORE OF THIS. MORE BUNDLING STREAMERS.

Announcement of the new Daily Show host (or hosts) is expected any day now. Could it be Jordan Klepper and Desi Lydic? (Or is this just their publicists putting this out there to test the waters?)

Here’s a profile of Saturday Night Live‘s resident weirdo, Sarah Sherman: “… she’s like if Pee-wee Herman and Gilda Radner had a comedy baby.”

Looks like Outlander is going to get back to work soon. And The Last of Us starts back up on February 12.

Adam Brody sounds like he was a pain in the ass to work with back on The O.C.

Good for Kelly Clarkson. Fuck that guy.

I’ve been catching up with The Gilded Age and I can’t begin to express how accurate this is:

@thebnoth

#stitch with @yumna 🍉 except the Gilded Age , which I hate so much, but also love and hate #hbo #thegildedage #tv #garbage #luncheon

♬ original sound – Bryan

Monica Aldama has hung up her pom poms.

Lawmen: Bass Reeves had the biggest premiere for Paramount+ this year.

Andy Cohen’s response to all those dark stories about The Real Housewives:

Dammit, Dave.

Pray for Julianna Margulies’ press handlers.

Congratulations to Uzo Aduba and Robert Sweeting!

Renewals

  • Harry Wild has been renewed for a third season on Acorn TV.

Cancellations

  • Swagger has been canceled at Apple TV+ after two seasons.
  • The Grand Tour has been canceled at Prime Video after five seasons. To help keep track: The Grand Tour has been canceled at Prime Video; Top Gear has been canceled at BBC; However, Clarkson’s Farm: renewed for a third season.

In Development

  • Dying for Sex, a limited series on FX starring and produced by Michelle Williams is in development.
  • Kinda Pregnant, a film starring and produced by Amy Schumer, has been ordered at Netflix.
  • Unsettling, a comedy from Jamie Lee and Nikki Glaser, is in development at Prime Video.
  • Girls State has been set at Apple TV+.
  • Mr Birchum, an animated series starring Adam Carolla, Megyn Kelly, Brett Cooper, Candace Owens, Danny Trejo, Roseanne Barr, Patrick Warburton, Jay Mohr, and Rob Riggle, among others, has been ordered at The Daily Wire. That checks out.
  • Ronald Gladden has signed an overall deal with Amazon MGM Studios.

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • The Crown returns on Netflix on December 14.
  • Man On The Run will debut on Netflix on January 5.
  • Kevin Hart & Chris Rock: Headliners Only will premiere on December 12.
  • Trees and Other Entanglements premieres on HBO on December 12.
  • We Dare to Dream premieres today on Peacock.
  • Christmas as Usual debuts on Netflix on December 6.
  • The Manny premieres on Netflix on December 24. Somehow, this is not a spinoff of This Is Us.
  • Hilda returns on Netflix After School on December 7.

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Candy Cane Lane: Eddie Murphy plays a man who makes a pact with an elf to win a Christmas decorating contest, and ends up bringing the 12 days of Christmas to life, creating chaos in his town. Premiere. Prime Video

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny: Indiana Jones races against time to retrieve an artifact that can change the course of history. Streaming premiere. Disney+

The Exorcist: Believer: The Exorcist, but with TWO possessed girls. Streaming premiere. Peacock

May December: Natalie Portman and Julianne Moore star in this Todd Haynes film about an actress who in the course of researching a notorious couple for an upcoming role, might just tear their marriage apart. Netflix

Unbelievable with Dan Aykroyd: Dan Aykroyd hosts this new series that explores the weirdest people, places, and things in history. True Story: Aykroyd comes from a long line of ghosthunters, including his great-grandfather who corresponded with Arthur Conan Doyle about Spiritualism, and his father who published a book entitled A History of Ghosts. Series premiere.  9 p.m., History

SATURDAY

Saturday Night Live: Emma Stone and Noah Kahan. 10:30 p.m., NBC

Home Alone: OK, but what does Kevin’s dad do for a living that they live in THAT house and can take like 15 people to Paris? 8 p.m., Starz Encore

Bridget Jones marathon: Did you know that there was a third Bridget Jones movie? And that it was about her being pregnant? I clearly blocked this one from my memory. 3:25 p.m., Showcase

SUNDAY

There are one THOUSAND Christmas movies on these days, or you could watch:

Parasite: A brilliant exploration of capitalism and the symbiotic relationship between the wealthy and the impoverished. 9 p.m., HBO Zone

Her: A strangely heartbreaking and prescient love story about our dependence on technology. 5:35 p.m., HBO Zone West

Unbreakable: M. Night Shyamalan’s unexpected superhero story. 8:43 p.m., Cinemax

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC College Football
(live)
CBS The Price is Right at Night
(repeat)
Raid the Cage
(new)
Blue Bloods
(repeat)
CW Penn & Teller: Fool Us
(new)
FBoy Island
(new)
Local
FOX Friday Night Smackdown Local
NBC The Wall
(new)
Dateline


SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC College Football
(live)
News/Local
CBS Reindeer in Here
(repeat)
Robbie the Reindeer Robbie the Reindeer 48 Hours News/Local
CW Men In Black Local
FOX College Football
(live)
News/Local
NBC College Football</a. (new) College Football</a. (new) Saturday Night Live
(repeat)
News/
Local
Saturday Night Live
(Emma Stone and Noah Kahan)


SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(new)
The Santa Claus The Great Christmas Light Fight
(new)
CBS 60 Minutes Yellowstone
(new)
Fire Country
(repeat)
The CW Local The Chosen
(new)
World’s Funniest Animals
(repeat)
Local
FOX The OT
(live)
Krapopolis
(new)
The Simpsons
(new)
Bob’s Burgers
(new)
Family Guy
(new)
Local/News
NBC Sunday Night Football
(live)

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