Doggoss Who Do Not Understand Their Size is a wonderful, specific subset of doggos.
@dammitarthur for those who wonder how I keep him out of places. A small box usually does the trick. or a broom. #irishwolfhound #wolfhound #giant #dog #dammitarthur
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Oh good, my cable provider is in yet another carriage dispute, this time with Tenga, which means my access to CBS has gone dark. Tenga owns 66 stations in 52 markets, so this will impact a bunch of NBC and CBS affiliates.
GIVE ME THE PARAMOUNT+/APPLE TV+ BUNDLE ALREADY. Also, MORE OF THIS. MORE BUNDLING STREAMERS.
Announcement of the new Daily Show host (or hosts) is expected any day now. Could it be Jordan Klepper and Desi Lydic? (Or is this just their publicists putting this out there to test the waters?)
Here’s a profile of Saturday Night Live‘s resident weirdo, Sarah Sherman: “… she’s like if Pee-wee Herman and Gilda Radner had a comedy baby.”
Looks like Outlander is going to get back to work soon. And The Last of Us starts back up on February 12.
Adam Brody sounds like he was a pain in the ass to work with back on The O.C.
Good for Kelly Clarkson. Fuck that guy.
I’ve been catching up with The Gilded Age and I can’t begin to express how accurate this is:
@thebnoth #stitch with @yumna 🍉 except the Gilded Age , which I hate so much, but also love and hate #hbo #thegildedage #tv #garbage #luncheon

Monica Aldama has hung up her pom poms.
Lawmen: Bass Reeves had the biggest premiere for Paramount+ this year.
Andy Cohen’s response to all those dark stories about The Real Housewives:

Pray for Julianna Margulies’ press handlers.
Congratulations to Uzo Aduba and Robert Sweeting!
Renewals
- Harry Wild has been renewed for a third season on Acorn TV.
Cancellations
- Swagger has been canceled at Apple TV+ after two seasons.
- The Grand Tour has been canceled at Prime Video after five seasons. To help keep track: The Grand Tour has been canceled at Prime Video; Top Gear has been canceled at BBC; However, Clarkson’s Farm: renewed for a third season.
In Development
- Dying for Sex, a limited series on FX starring and produced by Michelle Williams is in development.
- Kinda Pregnant, a film starring and produced by Amy Schumer, has been ordered at Netflix.
- Unsettling, a comedy from Jamie Lee and Nikki Glaser, is in development at Prime Video.
- Girls State has been set at Apple TV+.
- Mr Birchum, an animated series starring Adam Carolla, Megyn Kelly, Brett Cooper, Candace Owens, Danny Trejo, Roseanne Barr, Patrick Warburton, Jay Mohr, and Rob Riggle, among others, has been ordered at The Daily Wire. That checks out.
- Ronald Gladden has signed an overall deal with Amazon MGM Studios.
Casting News
- Grantham Coleman will star in Emperor of Ocean Park on MGM+. Tiffany Mack and Paulina Lule have also joined the cast.
- Chelsea Handler will host the Critics Choice Awards on The CW.
- Alberto Rosende is leaving Chicago Fire on NBC.
- Hilary Farr is leaving Love It or List It on HGTV.
Mark Your Calendar
- The Crown returns on Netflix on December 14.
- Man On The Run will debut on Netflix on January 5.
- Kevin Hart & Chris Rock: Headliners Only will premiere on December 12.
- Trees and Other Entanglements premieres on HBO on December 12.
- We Dare to Dream premieres today on Peacock.
- Christmas as Usual debuts on Netflix on December 6.
- The Manny premieres on Netflix on December 24. Somehow, this is not a spinoff of This Is Us.
- Hilda returns on Netflix After School on December 7.
- Only Murders in the Building will debut on ABC on January 2.
- The Golden Wedding will air live on ABC on January 4.
- Secrets of Polygamy debuts on A&E on January 8.
- Renegade Nell will premiere on Disney+ in Spring 2024.
- Lingo and Loteria Loca will air holiday episodes on CBS on December 24.
- The Oscars will air on ABC on March 10 and will begin an hour earlier than usual, at 6/7 p.m.
- Kids Baking Championship premieres on Food Network on January 1.
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Candy Cane Lane: Eddie Murphy plays a man who makes a pact with an elf to win a Christmas decorating contest, and ends up bringing the 12 days of Christmas to life, creating chaos in his town. Premiere. Prime Video
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny: Indiana Jones races against time to retrieve an artifact that can change the course of history. Streaming premiere. Disney+
The Exorcist: Believer: The Exorcist, but with TWO possessed girls. Streaming premiere. Peacock
May December: Natalie Portman and Julianne Moore star in this Todd Haynes film about an actress who in the course of researching a notorious couple for an upcoming role, might just tear their marriage apart. Netflix
Unbelievable with Dan Aykroyd: Dan Aykroyd hosts this new series that explores the weirdest people, places, and things in history. True Story: Aykroyd comes from a long line of ghosthunters, including his great-grandfather who corresponded with Arthur Conan Doyle about Spiritualism, and his father who published a book entitled A History of Ghosts. Series premiere. 9 p.m., History
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: Emma Stone and Noah Kahan. 10:30 p.m., NBC
Home Alone: OK, but what does Kevin’s dad do for a living that they live in THAT house and can take like 15 people to Paris? 8 p.m., Starz Encore
Bridget Jones marathon: Did you know that there was a third Bridget Jones movie? And that it was about her being pregnant? I clearly blocked this one from my memory. 3:25 p.m., Showcase
SUNDAY
There are one THOUSAND Christmas movies on these days, or you could watch:
Parasite: A brilliant exploration of capitalism and the symbiotic relationship between the wealthy and the impoverished. 9 p.m., HBO Zone
Her: A strangely heartbreaking and prescient love story about our dependence on technology. 5:35 p.m., HBO Zone West
Unbreakable: M. Night Shyamalan’s unexpected superhero story. 8:43 p.m., Cinemax
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | College Football (live) |
| CBS | The Price is Right at Night (repeat) |
Raid the Cage (new) |
Blue Bloods (repeat) |
| CW | Penn & Teller: Fool Us (new) |
FBoy Island (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Friday Night Smackdown | Local |
| NBC | The Wall (new) |
Dateline |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | College Football (live) |
News/Local |
| CBS | Reindeer in Here (repeat) |
Robbie the Reindeer | Robbie the Reindeer | 48 Hours | News/Local |
| CW | Men In Black | Local |
| FOX | College Football (live) |
News/Local |
| NBC | College Football</a. (new) | College Football</a. (new) | Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (Emma Stone and Noah Kahan) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (new) |
The Santa Claus | The Great Christmas Light Fight (new) |
| CBS | 60 Minutes | Yellowstone (new) |
Fire Country (repeat) |
| The CW | Local | The Chosen (new) |
World’s Funniest Animals (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | The OT (live) |
Krapopolis (new) |
The Simpsons (new) |
Bob’s Burgers (new) |
Family Guy (new) |
Local/News |
| NBC | Sunday Night Football (live) |