MONDAY
Pulp Fiction: Look at the big brain on Brett! 7:45 p.m., HBO Zone West
Stranded with My Mother-in-Law: In this (I think) Brazilian game show, individuals are stranded on an island with their mothers-in-law to compete for a life-changing prize. BRILLIANT. BRING THIS TO THE STATES. Premiere. Netflix
The Silence of the Lambs: They follow it up with Hannibal, but that’s wholly unnecessary. 7 p.m., HBO
TUESDAY
No Accident: This documentary follows the civil lawsuit filed against the white nationalists who led the “Unite The Right” rally in Charlottesville, which led to the deaths of peaceful counter-protestors. Premiere. 8 p.m., HBO
Press Your Luck: Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
The Last Drive-in with Joe Bob Briggs: Halloween: Joe Bob hosts us through one of the true classics. AMC, AMC+, Shudder
Astros at Twins: Game three of the ALDS. LET’S GO ‘STROS. (And I’m going to just overlook that the MLB gave the primetime game to the Texas Rangers BUT WHATEVER.) 3:07 p.m., Fox
WEDNESDAY
Archer: Archer and the gang try to stop killer drones in the series finale. 9 p.m., FXX
Big Vape: The Rise and Fall of Juul: This docuseries explores the rise of a vape company that lost it all in the pandemic. Series premiere. Netflix
Messi Meets America: Lionel Messi’s arrival to play in the MLS is told in this documentary. Premiere. Apple TV+
THURSDAY
Fall of the House of Usher: Mike Flanagan’s latest horror project for Netflix is a twisted take on Edgar Allen Poe and I can not wait. Series premiere. Netflix
Frasier: In this reboot, Frasier Crane moves back to Boston, but I doubt the Cheers bar will be making an appearance. Series premiere. Paramount+
House of Villains: 10 reality show villains live together under one roof in this new competition series, and I don’t know why it took someone this long to make this very obvious show. Series premiere. 9 p.m., E!, Syfy, Bravo, USA
Transplant: Mags struggles to save a patient in the season premiere. 8 p.m., NBC
Monster Inside: America’s Most Extreme Haunted House: This documentary explores the story of McKamey Manor, the most extreme haunted house ever, and its completely demented creator, Russ McKamey. Premiere. Hulu
FRIDAY
Lessons in Chemistry: Brie Larson stars as a 1950s scientist who having been fired from her lab takes a job as a cooking show host and encourages overlooked housewives to challenge everything. Series premiere. Apple TV+
Goosebumps: Revival of the youth horror series inspired by R.L. Stine’s books. Series premiere. Hulu, Disney+
Creepshow: Season four premiere. Shudder, AMC+
The Burial: Jamie Foxx and Tommy Lee Jones star in a film based on a true story about a funeral home director who turns to a smooth-talking lawyer when a deal goes sour. Premiere. Prime Video
Love is Blind: WILL ANYONE GET MARRIED? SHOULD ANYONE GET MARRIED? Netflix
Raid the Cage: Damon Wayans Jr. hosts this new game show in which two teams compete to grab the biggest prizes from a cage before time runs out. Series premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
Shining Vale: Pat returns home and tries to put the family back together in the season two premiere. 8 p.m., Starz
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: … And we’re back. Pete Davidson and Ice Spice. 10:30 p.m., NBC
The Murdaugh Murders: Bill Pullman stars as Alex Murdaugh, the disgraced South Carolina lawyer who murdered his wife and son, in this two-part film. Premiere. Part two airs on Sunday. 7 p.m., Lifetime
SUNDAY
Naked & Afraid: Like Naked Attraction except in the woods. And no date. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Discovery, Max
World on Fire: The war reaches the Egyptian desert in the second season premiere. 8 p.m., PBS
Rick & Morty: This is back sans Justin Roiland. Season premiere. 10 p.m., Adult Swim