Unfortunately, I have a personal event I have to attend and will not be able to share with you my usual offerings of trailers and casting notices and strike updates. But what I do have for you are some of my favorites of this particular TikTok trend, and one mugshot of a disgraced, twice-impeached, 4-time-indicted former president.
@tubbytulip This nearly broke my damn back but it had to be done
@vaifoenf
@madisonjcollier rosie everybody
@milfintraining._ hes actually a really sweet dog i promise
@blackcreekwildlife Which was your favorite ? #socute #taylorswift #animals
@themanifamily They weren’t prepared thats forsure lol
And finally, how could I NOT post this?
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WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah: Adam Sandler’s actual daughters star with him in this new coming-of-age comedy. Premiere. Netflix
Vacation Friends 2: Friends met while on vacation go vacationing again! Hulu
Moonshine: Finley-Cullens’s last attempt to save the Moonshine involves lederhosen in the season finale. 8 p.m., The CW
Wanted: The Escape of Carlos Ghosn: This documentary explores Carlos Ghosn, the former CEO of Nissan who, after being arrested in Tokyo for false accounting practices, managed to escape to escape and flee to Lebanon to the world’s shock and surprise. Premiere. Apple TV+
SATURDAY
The Flash: Barry accidentally creates a universe in which General Zod is back, but unless it’s sexy Terrence Stamp General Zod, I want nothing to do with this. 7 p.m., HBO
Attenborough: Behind the Lens: A look at the life of Sir David Attenborough, the legendary broadcaster and biologist. Premiere. 7 p.m., BBC America & AMC+
SUNDAY
NFL Preseason Football: Texans at Saints. It’s too hot for football if you asked me, but no one did. 7 p.m., Fox
U.S. Gymnastics Championships: I guess it’s already time to start thinking about next year’s Olympics? 11 a.m. & 6 p.m., NBC
Mommie Dearest: The campiest classic. NO! WIRE! HANGERS! 8:39 p.m., MovieMax
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Will Trent (repeat) |
20/20 |
| CBS | NFL Preseason Football (live) |
| CW | Family Law (new) |
Moonshine (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Friday Night Smackdown | Local |
| NBC | American Ninja Warrior (repeat) |
Dateline |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | College Football (live) |
News/Local |
| CBS | NCIS: Los Angeles (repeat) |
48 Hours | 48 Hours | News/Local |
| CW | Great Chocolate Showdown (new) |
Recipe for Disaster (new) |
Recipe for Disaster (new) |
Local |
| FOX | MLB Baseball | News/Local |
| NBC | NASCAR Cup Series (live) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
Celebrity Family Feud (new) |
The $100,000 Pyramid (new) |
The $100,000 Pyramid (repeat) |
| CBS | 60 Minutes | Big Brother (new) |
The Challenge: USA (new) |
NCIS: Los Angeles (repeat) |
| The CW | Local | The Chosen (new) |
World’s Funniest Animals (repeat) |
World’s Funniest Animals (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | Gordon Ramsay’s Food Stars (repeat) |
NFL Preseason Football (live) |
| NBC | U.S. Gymnastics Championships (repeat) |
America’s Got Talent (repeat) |