MONDAY
The Great Christmas Light Fight: Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Planet Sex with Clara Delevingne: Cara Delevingne explores human sexuality in this new series. Season one premiere. Hulu
9-1-1: The 118 respond to weirder-than-usual calls which is truly saying something for this series. Fall finale. 7 p.m., Fox
All American: Jordan contemplates his priorities in the fall finale. 7 p.m., The CW
All American: Homecoming: Simone tries to break her tennis curse. Fall finale. 8 p.m., The CW
Avenue 5: Season two finale. 9 p.m., HBO
Willie Nelson: Live at Budokan: This concert was recorded in Tokyo in 1984. Because Willie is the literal best. Premiere. 7 p.m., PBS
TUESDAY
Behind the Music: So, this is back. How long until they bring back Pop Up Videos and I Love the 2010s? Paramount+
Crime Scene: The Texas Killing Fields: This limited series focuses on a stretch of road in League City, Texas where numerous bodies were discarded, and grieving families are still looking for answers. Premiere. Netflix
The Laughter & Secrets of Love Actually: 20 Years Later — A Diane Sawyer Special: Fun fact about me: I hate Love, Actually. Terrible movie. 7 p.m., ABC
Reindeer in Here: In this new ripoff of Rudolph, Blizzard is a unique reindeer who has one antler longer than the other. I mean, I don’t know how this helps Santa get through shitty weather but sure. Premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
The Rookie: Feds: Simone and her team support their boss in the fall finale. 9 p.m., ABC
WEDNESDAY
Willow: Warwick Davis stars in this series sequel to the 1988 Lucasfilm movie. Premiere. Disney+
90th Annual Christmas in Rockefeller Center: It’s time to light the giant tree. 7 p.m.,m NBC
The Masked Singer: The finalists compete in the two-hour season finale. 7 p.m., Fox
Kung Fu: Nicky stumbles on a dangerous secret. Fall finale. 8 p.m., The CW
Love Without Borders: Five singles are flown to a mysterious location around the world to find a potential love match in this new reality dating series. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Bravo
THURSDAY
Gossip Girl: Season two. HBO Max
Hush: A “relationship-fixer” finds herself in danger when a dead body is found and she’s the prime suspect. Premiere. ALLBLK
Titans: Season four. HBO Max
Dolly Parton’s Magic Mountain Christmas: Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus, Jimmy Fallon, Dolly Parton, Willie Nelson, Zach Williams, and Jimmie Allen guest in this new holiday movie about a country singer whose trip through the backwoods of Tennesse leads to some surprising encounters. Premiere. 7 p.m., NBC
Branson: This new limited series tells the story of British billionaire, Richard Branson. Premiere. 9 p.m., HBO
Riches: In this new British drama, a super-successful family finds itself in crisis when the patriarch suddenly passes. Sounds familiar … Premiere. Prime Video
Slow Horses: Season two. Apple TV+
FRIDAY
Firefly Lane: The second and final season. Netflix
Hot Skull: In this Turkish thriller, an epidemic of madness is spread through the spoken word. Series premiere. Netflix
Sr.: This documentary film honors Robert Downey, Sr., a director who “set the standard for countercultural comedy in the 1960s and 1970s.” Premiere. Netflix
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: Keke Palmer and SZA. 10:30 p.m., NBC
Reno 911! It’s a Wonderful Heist: It’s a Wonderful Life but with Lieutenant Dangle. Premiere. 7 p.m., Comedy Central
A New Orleans Noel: Something about busy architects falling in love over the holidays, all I know is that Patti LaBelle co-stars as a praline queen, and that’s good enough for me. Premiere. 7 p.m., Lifetime
SUNDAY
George & Tammy: The tumultuous romance between George Jones and Tammy Wynette. Premiere. 8 p.m., Showtime & Paramount+
The Rookie: Two-hour fall finale. 7 p.m., ABC
Back in the Groove: Taye Diggs hosts this new reality dating series in which three women in their 40s try to find love with men half their age. Good luck with all that. Premiere. Hulu
So obviously Reindeer in Here looks weird / borderline awful (?) but it’s already on the DVR because A) I have a 3 year old that loves all things Christmas and B ) that cast is bonkers good.