‘Tell Me Lies,’ ‘Pinocchio,’ ‘Cobra Kai,’ ‘American Gigolo’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week.



The Bachelorette: I have no description for this episode. I’m guessing it’s Fantasy Suite time? 7 p.m., ABC

Roswell, New Mexico: Liz calls for reinforcements in the series finale. 7 p.m., The CW

In the Dark: Murphy copes by getting even. Series finale. 8 p.m., The CW

Out of Office: In this new comedy film starring a ton of comedians, including Ken Jeong, Leslie Jones, Paul F. Tompkins, Jim Rash, and Cheri Oteri, among others, a young woman navigates her new, remote office job, and stirs up trouble in her boss’ home life. Premiere.  7 p.m., Comedy Central

American Ninja Warrior: Ten ninja families compete. 7 p.m., NBC

Beat Shazam: Season finale. 8 p.m., Fox

The Bad Seed Returns: Emma tries to be a normal teen. It doesn’t work. Premiere. 7 p.m., Lifetime

Real Girlfriends in Paris: Six young ex-pats live their best lives in Paris (until the inevitable catfights) in this new reality series. Series premiere. 8:15 p.m., Bravo


Tell Me Lies: In this sexytimes new series, a young woman becomes obsessed with a charming man, only to discover herself in a toxic relationship. Series premiere. Hulu


Claim to Fame: Season finale. I have to say — not knowing what happens on Monday’s episode — Logan has played the game well. 9 p.m., ABC

What We Do in the Shadows: Baby Colin hits puberty in the season finale. 9 p.m., FX

Queen Sugar: The family attends a christening. Season premiere. 7 p.m., OWN

TMZ Investigates: Who Really Killed Michael Jackson: Dr. Conrad Murray. Next question? 7 p.m., Fox


Chef’s Table: Pizza: If you don’t think pizza deserves the Chef’s Table treatment, you’ve never had really good pizza, and I’m sad for you. Series premiere. Netflix

Wedding Season: Katie and Stefan have an affair. Two months later at Katie’s wedding, her new husband and his entire family drop dead. WHODUNNIT? Series premiere. Hulu

Raising a F****ing Star: This reality show follows parents who are trying to make their children stars. This seems healthy and not at all a setup for a sequel series that follows these kids through therapy. Series premiere. 8:30 p.m., E!

101 Scariest Horror Moments of All Time: It’s spooooky season, kids! Shudder


Pinocchio: Robert Zemeckis’ live-action/CGI hybrid take on the classic tale stars Tom Hanks as Geppetto and Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Jiminy Cricket. Premiere. Disney+

The Good Fight: Final season premiere. Paramount+

Football Night in America: NFL Kickoff 2022 & Sunday Night Football: I am not ready for some football, thanks. Bills at Rams. 6 p.m., NBC

Last Light: Matthew Fox tries to revive his career in this new thriller about a threat to the world’s oil supply. Series premiere. Peacock

Thor: Love and Thunder: Premiere. Disney+

Central Park: Season three premiere. Apple TV+

Gutsy: Hillary Rodham Clinton and Chelsea Clinton celebrate “gutsy” women including Kim Kardashian, Megan Thee Stallion, Dr. Jane Goodall, Gloria Steinem, Wanda Sykes, Amy Schumer, Goldie Hawn, Kate Hudson, and many more in this limited series. Premiere. Apple TV+


Cobra Kai: Season five premiere. Netflix

End of the Road: Queen Latifah stars in this thriller as a single mom who has to protect her family when a murder and a missing bag of cash puts them in danger on a road trip. Premiere. Netflix

Capital One Bowl: Qualifying rounds pit Texas against Oklahoma. Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC

A Fireside Chat with Megan Thee Stallion: Megan is kinda having a moment, between this, She-Hulk, and Gutsy. Props to her PR team. 7 p.m., BET Her


Moonfall: This is that very real movie about the moon crashing into Earth, in case you forgot this happened. Premiere. 7 p.m., HBO

Husband, Wife, and Their Lover: A couple decides to bring a third into their bedroom to spice up their love life and things go wrong. Huh. You don’t say. Premiere. 5 p.m., Lifetime

Creative Arts Emmy Awards: Nerd awards. 7 p.m., FXX


Monarch: The network fall season officially begins with the premiere of this country music soap opera starring Susan Sarandon. Series premiere. 7 p.m., Fox

American Gigolo: Jon Bernthal stars in this adaptation of the Richard Gere thriller. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Showtime

Serpent Queen: Queen Catherine de Medici of France tells her tale in this new period drama. Series premiere. 7 p.m., Starz


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