BABY BEARS EATING APPLES AND MAKING WEIRD NOISES, but no TV news. Sound on, you’re going to want to hear this weirdness.
Have you ever heard bear cubs make their ‘sound of contentment’? @RaeWynnGrant pic.twitter.com/CpuuM86imw
— John Fusco (@JohnFusco12) September 25, 2020
just look at him pic.twitter.com/f8szKrJNqA
— rax ‘skifree monster fetishist’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) March 11, 2022
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Human Resources: A spinoff of Big Mouth, this new series give the Hormone Monsters the attention they deserve. Premiere. Netflix
Cheaper by the Dozen: Zach Braff and Gabrielle Union star as the parents in this remake of the Disney classic, now with a multiracial twist! Premiere. Disney+
Black Crab: Noomi Rapace stars in this post-apocalyptic thriller about a reluctant solider who must transport a mysterious package across a frozen sea to end a devastating war and save her daughter. Premiere. Netflix
Windfall: Jason Segal, Lily Rose and Jessie Plemmons star in this new thriller about a break-in at a billionaire’s vacation home gone awry. Premiere. Netflix
The Newsreader: The talented Anna Torv (Fringe and Mindhunter) stars in this Australian series set in a 1986 newsroom. Premiere Roku
SATURDAY
The Many Saints of Newark: The Sopranos prequel film could have used more Tony, admittedly, but all in all, I loved the mythology building at play, and the moment between baby Christopher and Tony remains … chilling. 7 p.m., HBO
Friday marathon: The film franchise that helped turned Ice Cube from gangster rapper to comedic actor. Just never saw it coming. 7 p.m., MTV
SUNDAY
An Audience with Adele: Surprise! It’s another Adele concert. 8 p.m., NBC
Riverdale: In the aftermath of the explosion at the Andrews’ house, Jughead, Betty and Archie experience some strange side effects. Spring premiere. 7 p.m., The CW
Sanditon: Charlotte returns to Sanditon in the second season premiere. 8 p.m., PBS
Call the Midwife: Season premiere. 7 p.m., PBS
Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy: Hands down, the sexiest food show on television. Season premiere. 9 p.m., CNN
Step into the Movies with Derek and Julianne Hough: The Hough siblings recreate legendary film performances for some dumb reason. 9 p.m., ABC
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Shark Tank (repeat) |
20/20 |
| CBS | NCAA Basketball Tournament (live) |
| CW | Charmed (new) |
Dynasty (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Friday Night Smackdown | Local |
| NBC | The Blacklist (new) |
Dateline |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | NHL Hockey (live) |
News/Local |
| CBS | NCAA Basketball Tournament (live) |
48 Hours | News/Local |
| CW | Great Chocolate Showdown (new) |
World’s Funniest Animals (new) |
World’s Funniest Animals (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | 9-1-1 (repeat) |
The Cleaning Lady (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Law & Order (repeat) |
Dateline (new) |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (new) |
American Idol (new) |
Step Into…The Movies with Derek and Julianne Hough (new) |
| CBS | 60 Minutes | The Equalizer (new) |
NCIS: Los Angeles (new) |
SWAT (new) |
| The CW | Local | Riverdale (new) |
March (new) |
Local |
| FOX | The Simp-sons (repeat) |
Call Me Kat (repeat) |
The Simp-sons (new) |
The Great North (new) |
Bob’s Burgers (new) |
Family Guy (new) |
Local/News |
| NBC | America’s Got Talent: Extreme (repeat) |
The Courtship (new) |
An Audience with Adele (new) |