Baby bears, apples, and no TV news

BABY BEARS EATING APPLES AND MAKING WEIRD NOISES, but no TV news. Sound on, you’re going to want to hear this weirdness.

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FRIDAY

Human Resources: A spinoff of Big Mouth, this new series give the Hormone Monsters the attention they deserve. Premiere. Netflix

Cheaper by the Dozen: Zach Braff and Gabrielle Union star as the parents in this remake of the Disney classic, now with a multiracial twist! Premiere. Disney+

Black Crab: Noomi Rapace stars in this post-apocalyptic thriller about a reluctant solider who must transport a mysterious package across a frozen sea to end a devastating war and save her daughter. Premiere. Netflix

Windfall: Jason Segal, Lily Rose and Jessie Plemmons star in this new thriller about a break-in at a billionaire’s vacation home gone awry. Premiere. Netflix

The Newsreader: The talented Anna Torv (Fringe and Mindhunter) stars in this Australian series set in a 1986 newsroom. Premiere Roku

SATURDAY

The Many Saints of Newark: The Sopranos prequel film could have used more Tony, admittedly, but all in all, I loved the mythology building at play, and the moment between baby Christopher and Tony remains … chilling.  7 p.m., HBO

Friday marathon: The film franchise that helped turned Ice Cube from gangster rapper to comedic actor. Just never saw it coming.  7 p.m., MTV

SUNDAY

An Audience with Adele: Surprise! It’s another Adele concert. 8 p.m., NBC

Riverdale: In the aftermath of the explosion at the Andrews’ house, Jughead, Betty and Archie experience some strange side effects. Spring premiere. 7 p.m., The CW

Sanditon: Charlotte returns to Sanditon in the second season premiere. 8 p.m., PBS

Call the Midwife: Season premiere. 7 p.m., PBS

Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy: Hands down, the sexiest food show on television. Season premiere. 9 p.m., CNN

Step into the Movies with Derek and Julianne Hough: The Hough siblings recreate legendary film performances for some dumb reason.  9 p.m., ABC

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Shark Tank
(repeat)
20/20
CBS NCAA Basketball Tournament
(live)
CW Charmed
(new)
Dynasty
(new)
Local
FOX Friday Night Smackdown Local
NBC The Blacklist
(new)
Dateline


SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC NHL Hockey
(live)
News/Local
CBS NCAA Basketball Tournament
(live)
48 Hours News/Local
CW Great Chocolate Showdown
(new)
World’s Funniest Animals
(new)
World’s Funniest Animals
(repeat)
Local
FOX 9-1-1
(repeat)
The Cleaning Lady
(repeat)
News/Local
NBC Law & Order
(repeat)
Dateline
(new)
Saturday Night Live
(repeat)
News/
Local
Saturday Night Live
(repeat)


SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(new)
American Idol
(new)
Step Into…The Movies with Derek and Julianne Hough
(new)
CBS 60 Minutes The Equalizer
(new)
NCIS: Los Angeles
(new)
SWAT
(new)
The CW Local Riverdale
(new)
March
(new)
Local
FOX The Simp-sons
(repeat)
Call Me Kat
(repeat)
The Simp-sons
(new)
The Great North
(new)
Bob’s Burgers
(new)
Family Guy
(new)
Local/News
NBC America’s Got Talent: Extreme
(repeat)
The Courtship
(new)
An Audience with Adele
(new)

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