Yesterday I posted smart animals, so today, I’m going to post some animals being doofs:
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FRIDAY
Luca: Pixar’s newest film is a fish out of water tale — literally. Premiere. Disney+
Elite: The sexy Spanish teen murder drama is back for season four. Netflix
The World’s Most Amazing Vacation Rentals: Have you booked your escape from pandemic purgatory yet? Netflix
Soul of a Nation: Juneteenth: An Evening of Celebration: Leslie Odom Jr. hosts a celebration of Juneteenth with performances by Jimmie Allen, Chloe Bailey (of Chloe x Halle), and Leon Bridges. 8 p.m., ABC
U.S. Olympic Trials: Swimming: Swimming finals in women’s 200m breaststroke and 100m freestyle; and men’s 200m backstroke and 200m individual medley on Day 6 in Omaha, Neb. Also: semifinals of women’s 200m backstroke and men’s 100m butterfly. 8 p.m., NBC
U.S. Olympic Trials: Track: Finals of men’s 10,000m and shot put are featured. The top-3 in each event make Team USA for the Tokyo Games (provided they’ve achieved the Olympic standard). 9 p.m., NBC
SATURDAY
Fatale: A married man finds himself in a living nightmare after a one-night-stand goes wrong. Critics say: “Just ends up recycling tired, simplistic, overused cliches about unhinged women into a monotonous and unnecessarily convoluted package,” and “Even with the incredible Hilary Swank headlining, this movie is just bad,” and “I guess we’ve arrived at the point where even movie titles are dogwhistles?” So, enjoy! 7 p.m., HBO
U.S. Olympic Trials: Swimming: Swimming Day 7 in Omaha, Neb. Featured: finals in men’s 100m butterfly; and women’s 200m backstroke and 800m freestyle. Plus, women’s and men’s 50m freestyle semifinals. 8 p.m., NBC
U.S. Olympic Trials: Track: Women’s 100m final and discus final; men’s and women’s 400m semifinals; men’s decathlon (Day 1), 100m heats and 800m semis; and women’s 1500m semis and 100m hurdles heats. 9 p.m., NBC
SUNDAY
Evil: CBS’s best show is being shuttled off to Paramount+ for its second season. Premiere. Paramount+
Kevin Can Fuck Himself: Annie Murphy stars in this dark take on sitcoms and the misogyny that is found throughout our culture. Series premiere. 8 p.m., AMC
Bless the Harts: The Harts try to figure out how old Betty is in the series finale. 6:30 p.m., Fox
The Moodys: Time to burn off the remaining episodes! 8:30 p.m., Fox
Rick & Morty: Season five premieres. 10 p.m., Adult Swim
U.S. Olympic Trials: Swimming: Finals in women’s and men’s 50m freestyle; and men’s 1500m freestyle. 7 p.m., NBC
U.S. Olympic Trials: Track: Finals include men’s 100m, women’s 100m hurdles; men’s and women’s 400m; men’s decathlon (Day 2) and hammer throw; women’s triple jump and high jump. Also: women’s 3000m steeple qualifying. 8 p.m., NBC
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Emergency Call (new) |
Juneteenth: Together We Triumph |
| CBS | Magnum P.I. (repeat) |
Magnum P.I. (repeat) |
Blue Bloods (repeat) |
| CW | Charmed (new) |
Dynasty (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Friday Night Smackdown | Local |
| NBC | U.S. Open Golf (live) |
U.S. Olympic Trials |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | Celebrity Family Feud (repeat) |
The Celebrity Dating Game (repeat) |
The Good Doctor (repeat) |
News/Local |
| CBS | The Camping World SRX Series (repeat) |
48 Hours | News/Local |
| FOX | MLB Baseball (live) |
News/Local |
| NBC | U.S. Open Golf (live) |
U.S. Olympic Trials | News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
Celebrity Family Feud (new) |
The Chase (new) |
To Tell the Truth (new) |
| CBS | 60 Minutes | Selma |
| The CW | Local | DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (new) |
Batwoman (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Duncanville (repeat) |
Bless the Harts (new) |
The Simp-sons (repeat) |
The Great North (repeat) |
The Moodys (new) |
Local/News |
| NBC | U.S. Open Golf (live) |
U.S. Olympic Trials |