Doofy animals but no TV news.


Yesterday I posted smart animals, so today, I’m going to post some animals being doofs:

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FRIDAY

Luca: Pixar’s newest film is a fish out of water tale — literally. Premiere. Disney+

Elite: The sexy Spanish teen murder drama is back for season four. Netflix

The World’s Most Amazing Vacation Rentals: Have you booked your escape from pandemic purgatory yet? Netflix

Soul of a Nation: Juneteenth: An Evening of Celebration: Leslie Odom Jr. hosts a celebration of Juneteenth with performances by Jimmie Allen, Chloe Bailey (of Chloe x Halle), and Leon Bridges. 8 p.m., ABC

U.S. Olympic Trials: Swimming: Swimming finals in women’s 200m breaststroke and 100m freestyle; and men’s 200m backstroke and 200m individual medley on Day 6 in Omaha, Neb. Also: semifinals of women’s 200m backstroke and men’s 100m butterfly. 8 p.m., NBC

U.S. Olympic Trials: Track: Finals of men’s 10,000m and shot put are featured. The top-3 in each event make Team USA for the Tokyo Games (provided they’ve achieved the Olympic standard). 9 p.m., NBC

SATURDAY

Fatale: A married man finds himself in a living nightmare after a one-night-stand goes wrong. Critics say: “Just ends up recycling tired, simplistic, overused cliches about unhinged women into a monotonous and unnecessarily convoluted package,” and “Even with the incredible Hilary Swank headlining, this movie is just bad,” and “I guess we’ve arrived at the point where even movie titles are dogwhistles?” So, enjoy! 7 p.m., HBO

U.S. Olympic Trials: Swimming: Swimming Day 7 in Omaha, Neb. Featured: finals in men’s 100m butterfly; and women’s 200m backstroke and 800m freestyle. Plus, women’s and men’s 50m freestyle semifinals. 8 p.m., NBC

U.S. Olympic Trials: Track: Women’s 100m final and discus final; men’s and women’s 400m semifinals; men’s decathlon (Day 1), 100m heats and 800m semis; and women’s 1500m semis and 100m hurdles heats. 9 p.m., NBC

SUNDAY

Evil: CBS’s best show is being shuttled off to Paramount+ for its second season. Premiere. Paramount+

Kevin Can Fuck Himself: Annie Murphy stars in this dark take on sitcoms and the misogyny that is found throughout our culture. Series premiere. 8 p.m., AMC

Bless the Harts: The Harts try to figure out how old Betty is in the series finale. 6:30 p.m., Fox

The Moodys: Time to burn off the remaining episodes! 8:30 p.m., Fox

Rick & Morty: Season five premieres. 10 p.m., Adult Swim

U.S. Olympic Trials: Swimming: Finals in women’s and men’s 50m freestyle; and men’s 1500m freestyle. 7 p.m., NBC

U.S. Olympic Trials: Track: Finals include men’s 100m, women’s 100m hurdles; men’s and women’s 400m; men’s decathlon (Day 2) and hammer throw; women’s triple jump and high jump. Also: women’s 3000m steeple qualifying. 8 p.m., NBC

 

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Emergency Call
(new)
Juneteenth: Together We Triumph
CBS Magnum P.I.
(repeat)
Magnum P.I.
(repeat)
Blue Bloods
(repeat)
CW Charmed
(new)
Dynasty
(new)
Local
FOX Friday Night Smackdown Local
NBC U.S. Open Golf
(live)
U.S. Olympic Trials


SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC Celebrity Family Feud
(repeat)
The Celebrity Dating Game
(repeat)
The Good Doctor
(repeat)
News/Local
CBS The Camping World SRX Series
(repeat)
48 Hours News/Local
FOX MLB Baseball
(live)
News/Local
NBC U.S. Open Golf
(live)
U.S. Olympic Trials News/
Local
Saturday Night Live
(repeat)


SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(repeat)
Celebrity Family Feud
(new)
The Chase
(new)
To Tell the Truth
(new)
CBS 60 Minutes Selma
The CW Local DC’s Legends of Tomorrow
(new)
Batwoman
(new)
Local
FOX Duncanville
(repeat)
Bless the Harts
(new)
The Simp-sons
(repeat)
The Great North
(repeat)
The Moodys
(new)
Local/News
NBC U.S. Open Golf
(live)
U.S. Olympic Trials

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