Hello, Foolish readers! You would think after last month’s winter disaster here in Texas that left me freezing in my own home that the LAST place your trusty blogger would want to be is someplace cold. But after taking a year off from visiting Foolish’s mountain retreat because the world ended, it seems I’m being marched back to the snow to “enjoy” a week of sub-freezing temperatures. This, I’m afraid, means it’s that time again when I leave you with little more than TV listings and cute animal videos, while I struggle to not break a leg or bust open my head while flinging myself down the side of a mountain and traversing icy driveways.
Now please enjoy this dog doing an impersonation of me this week:
And this dog doing an impersonation of my husband this week:
And this classic which I’ve already posted before — I KNOW, YOU DON’T HAVE TO YELL — of a Husky doing an impersonation of my son this week:
WATCH THIS
The Bachelor: The happy ending is here, along with a long conversation about why you shouldn’t go to plantation parties. Season finale. 7 p.m., ABC
America’s Most Wanted: Let’s catch some bad guys. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
E! True Hollywood Story: E! is reviving their tell-all series with a look at Cardi B. Series premiere. 9 p.m., E!
Bulletproof: Bishop tries to go on vacation, fails. Season premiere. 7 p.m., The CW
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: John Oliver, Brian Tyree Henry, Japanese Breakfast
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Jennifer Garner, Rep. Jamie Raskin, Valerie June
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Ringo Starr, Eric Andre
- The Late Late Show with James Corden: Venus Williams, Picture This
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Gwen Stefani, Dr. Sanjay Gupta
- The Daily Show: The Daily Social Distancing Show
- Conan: Kenan Thompson
- Watch What Happens Live: Gary King, Colin Macrae
- A Little Late with Lily Singh: M. Night Shyamalan
| MON. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | The Bachelor (new) |
The Bachelor: After the Final Rose (new) |
| CBS | The Neighborhood (new) |
Bob ♥ Abishola (new) |
All Rise (new) |
Bull (new) |
| CW | Bulletproof (new) |
Black Lightning (new) |
Local |
| FOX | 9-1-1 (repeat) |
America’s Most Wanted (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | The Voice (new) |
Debris (new) |