Hi guys! I’m taking a little much-needed end-of-the-year clear-your-head break, which means you guys get cute animal videos for a few days. First up: CAPYBARAS.
Now that the most stressful time of the year is (nearly) over, take a nice relaxing hot tub with these adorable giant rodents:
OK, that’s cute and all, but have you ever seen a baby capybara with his best friend, a guinea pig?
WELL NOW YOU HAVE. YOU ARE WELCOME.
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
New Order: Decades: A documentary following the band’s preparations for the Manchester International Festival 2017. 6:30 p.m., Showtime
Duran Duran: There’s Something You Should Know: The band opens up about their four-decade career. I’ve seen them live twice: once here in Houston at the Toyota Center and once in a dinky ballroom of a Mississippi Gulf Coast casino. The Houston show was much better. 8 p.m., Showtime
Raiders of the Lost Ark marathon: Who doesn’t love a little Indiana Jones, is the thing? 5:30 p.m., Paramount Network
SATURDAY
Austin City Limits: 6th Annual Hall of Fame Honors: Shawn Colvin, Buddy Guy and local hero Lyle Lovett are inducted into the Hall of Fame. 11 p.m., PBS
The Faces of Family Separation: CBS follows four migrant families who were torn apart by this nightmare administration’s immigration policies. 9 p.m., CBS
21 Jump Street: Far funnier than it has any right to be. 8 p.m.., Comedy Central
SUNDAY
Flirty Dancing: In this new series, singles perform choreographed dances with potential romantic partners to determine if there is a connection there. OK. Series premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Dare Me: A pair of cheerleaders’ friendship is tested when a new coach comes to town. Also, MURDER. Series premiere. 9 p.m., USA
A Patrick Swayze marathon: Roadhouse; Point Break; To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar; Red Dawn … what more do you need? 6 p.m., Ovation
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | American Housewife (repeat) |
Fresh Off the Boat (repeat) |
20/20 |
| CBS | Hawaii Five-0 (repeat) |
Magnum P.I. (repeat) |
Blue Bloods (repeat) |
| CW | America Salutes You Presents Guitar Legends 3 (new) |
Popstar’s Best of 2019 (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Friday Night Smackdown (new) |
Local |
| NBC | Dolly Parton’s Coat of Many Colors: Circle of Love | Dateline |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | Live in Front of a Studio Audience: All in the Family and Good Times | The Connors (repeat) |
20/20 | News/Local |
| CBS | NCIS: Los Angeles (repeat) |
S.W.A.T. (repeat) |
The Faces of Family Separation (new) |
News/Local |
| FOX | 9-1-1 (repeat) |
The Resident (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Dateline | Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
News/Local | Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
Kids Say the Darndest Things (repeat) |
Shark Tank (repeat) |
Shark Tank (repeat) |
| CBS | NFL Football (live) |
60 Minutes (repeat) |
The Unicorn (repeat) |
The Unicorn (repeat) |
Carol’s Second Act (repeat) |
Carol’s Second Act (repeat) |
All Rise (new) |
| The CW | Local | Batwoman (repeat) |
Supergirl (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | The OT (repeat) |
Flirty Dancing (repeat) |
Bless the Harts (repeat) |
Family Guy (repeat) |
Local/News |
| NBC | Sunday Night Football (live) |