Happy Thanksgiving, my internet friends!
Look, I’m already late to my friend’s house where I’m expected to make some rice dressing and maybe the creamy corn, so I have to make this quick. This year I am grateful for my family and friends, good health, the whistleblower and all of y’all for checking in on this dumb little TV blog every once in a while.
And as a sign of my gratitude, I present to you four fluffballs strutting to “Stayin’ Alive.”
Now go eat some turkey!
WATCH THIS
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade: Here comes Santa and a bunch of corporate logos! 9 a.m., NBC
Servant: This show is the reason I’m finally subscribing to Apple TV+. Seriously. Series premiere. Apple TV+
The Wonderful World of Disney: Magical Holiday Celebration: Basically a two-hour ad for the parks. 7 p.m., ABC
The Wizard of Oz: BACK IN MY DAY ALERT: When I was little, Thanksgiving was the only day of the year you could watch this particular movie. ¯\
The Godfather Parts I & II: In case you need something other than football and arguing with your aunt about politics to get you through the day. 4:30 p.m., IFC
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: John Boyega, Abigail Spencer, JP Saxe featuring Julia Michaels
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Josh Meyers, Hilary & Larry Meyers
- A Little Late with Lily Singh: Snoop Dogg
| THUR | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | The Wonderful World of Disney: Magical Holiday Celebration (new) |
The Goldbergs (repeat) |
Modern Family (repeat) |
| CBS | Young Sheldon (repeat) |
The Unicorn (repeat) |
Mom (repeat) |
Carol’s Second Act (repeat) |
Evil (repeat) |
| CW | iHeartRadio Music Festival | News/Local |
| FOX | The Masked Singer (repeat) |
Almost Family (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Sunday Night Football (live) |