

MONDAY
Letterkenny: The entire seventh season drops today. I have to admit, I haven’t watched this series, but it’s my best friends’ favorite show so I probably should get around to it. And for those of you who are fans, I KNOW. STOP YELLING AT ME. I get yelled at about this show plenty, trust. Hulu
Desus & Mero: The talk show is back. 10 p.m., Showtime
The Terror: Infamy: Amy and Yamato-san struggle to assimilate in the finale. 8 p.m., AMC
TUESDAY
Arrow: Oliver returns to Starling City in the final season premiere. 8 p.m., The CW
The Purge: Four characters navigate the aftermath of the Purge. Season two premiere. 8 p.m., USA
Treadstone: Set in the Bourne universe, agents around the world “wake up” to resume deadly missions. Series premiere. 9 p.m., USA
Battle of the Fittest Couples: I mean, I don’t know any of the people involved, but the title of this show suggests to me that they are EXHAUSTING. Series premiere. 10 p.m., Paramount
WEDNESDAY
Chicago series crossover event: A deadly bacteria forces the city’s first responders to act together alongside the CDC to contain the threat. Fun fact! It’s a Walking Dead prequel! (It is not.) 7 p.m., NBC
Ghosts of Sugar Land: A documentary about a group of Muslim Americans living in Sugar Land, Texas who speculate on the disappearance of their friend, whom they worry joined ISIS. Netflix
Limetown: Jessica Biel stars as a podcaster who tries to unravel the mysterious disappearance of some 300 people from a medical facility. Series premiere. Facebook
THURSDAY
BookTube: Like a book club! But on TV! And with 100% less Oprah! Series premiere. YouTube
Liberty: Mother of Exiles: A documentary about the Statue of Liberty in a year when this administration would very much like to undo everything she stands for. 7 p.m., HBO
FRIDAY
Wounds: Armie Hammer, Zazie Beetz, and Dakota Johnson star in this demonic horror film that features lots of cockroaches for some reason. Hulu
Looking for Alaska: A tragedy makes a young man and his friends question a tragedy they’ve all suffered. Based on the John Green novel of the same name. Series premiere. Hulu
Modern Love: This anthology series is based on The New York Times column and stars everyone from Anne Hathaway to Tina Fey to John Slattery. Series premiere. Amazon
Tell Me Who I Am: In this documentary, a man loses his memory after an accident and his twin brother helps him piece together his past. Except! It’s all LIES. Netflix
The Laundromat: Meryl Streep is a woman who gets swindled by Gary Oldman and Antonio Banderas and everyone seems to be having a very good time.
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SATURDAY
Patsy & Loretta: The true story of the friendship between Patsy Cline and Loretta Lynn as portrayed by women who look nothing like them. 7 p.m., Lifetime
Glass: THE TRILOGY IS COMPLETE. 7 p.m., HBO
SUNDAY
Watchmen: Regina King plays a badass vigilante taking down white supremacists while living in The Watchmen universe. Series premiere. 8 p.m., HBO
Halloween marathon: Just a whole bunch of Halloween movies, including the most recent. Begins 7:45 a.m., IFC
The Simpsons: “Treehouse of Horror XXX”! 7 p.m., Fox