‘GLOW,’ ‘Succession,’ ‘BH90210’ and everything else you don’t want miss on TV this week.

 


MONDAY

Bachelor in Paradise: Thank you for playing, Love Island, but let the professional dummies take it from here. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

Divorce: Frances and Robert’s respective relationships each reach turning points in the series finale. 9 p.m., HBO

Ancient Aliens with Action Bronson: Whoever came up with the concept for this show, in which rapper Action Bronson gets high with his friends and then watches Ancient Aliens, they deserve a MacArthur Genius Grant. Maybe a Nobel Prize. 8 p.m., Viceland

TUESDAY

The Real Housewives of Orange County: Some things are eternal: the changing of the seasons, the tide, these bitches. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Bravo

Flipping Exes: A pair of exes have remained in the house flipping business together, so basically, Bravo found their own Chip and Joanna Gaines — all the house flipping, but with DRAMA. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Bravo

Designated Survivor: Series finale. Netflix

WEDNESDAY

BH90210: In this barely fictional new series, the cast of Beverly Hills 90210 try to get a reboot of Beverly Hills 90210 off the ground. Meta, I know. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Fox

Hypnotize Me: So in this insane-sounding new competition, competitors travel around the world, attempting to complete tasks while hypnotized. LOL WUT. Series premiere. 8 p.m., The CW

Bulletproof: Two undercover cops track down bad guys in London. Series premiere. 7 p.m., The CW

THURSDAY

Two Sentence Horror Stories: I mean, the title pretty much says it all — short horror stories. Series premiere. 8 p.m., The CW

Wu Assassins: “The last in a line of Chosen Ones, a wannabe chef teams up with a homicide detective to unravel an ancient mystery and take down supernatural assassins.” Ok. Series premiere. Netflix

Chasing the Cure: In this new series, a panel of doctors work together to solve individual patients’ medical mysteries. Series premiere. 8 p.m., TBS, TNT

FRIDAY

GLOW: The ladies take Las Vegas in the third season of one of my favorite little shows. Season premiere. Netflix

The Family: A documentary about a powerful but shadowy group that wants to blur the line between church and state. Netflix

The Shining: A good reminder during the hottest month of the year that snow isn’t all that great, either.  6 p.m., Ovation

SATURDAY

Aquaman: Come for the Jason Momoa, stay for the Jason Momoa. 7 p.m., HBO

My Favorite Shapes by Julio Torres: I will watch Julio Torres in anything, is the thing. 9:30 p.m., HBO

Los Espookys: For instance, Julio Torres stars in this wonderful little series which is having a marathon so you should watch it in the event you missed it when it first aired. I’m serious. 7 p.m., HBO Comedy West

SUNDAY

Succession: I don’t know why this series didn’t get the love and attention it deserved when it debuted, but this is honestly the best thinly veiled depiction of the Murdoch assholes and it is WORTH YOUR TIME, if only for Cousin Greg. Season premiere. 8 p.m., HBO

The Walking Dead: Season 10 Preview Special: It doesn’t return until October, but sure. 7 p.m., AMC

Curse of Akakor: OK, so there’s this mystical lost city in the Amazon, known as Akakor, and for the past 40 years, many explorers looking for it have gone missing. This series sends a bunch of experts into the jungle to try to figure out what’s going on. Series premiere.  Facebook

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