MONDAY
Scream: The TV Series: Scream, but with a little dash of The Breakfast Club for an extra bit of meta-ness. Series premiere. 8 p.m., MTV
Chasing the Moon: American Experience: A three-part history of America’s race to the moon ahead of the 50th anniversary of the moon landing. Series premiere. 8 p.m., PBS
The Bachelorette: The dreaded hometowns. Hey, quick question: WHY IS LUKE STILL HERE? 7 p.m., ABC
TUESDAY
The 90th Annual MLB All Star Game: Sports. 6:30 p.m., Fox
Love Island: Sex sports. Series premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
Bring the Funny: Comedy sports. Series premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
Aziz Ansari: Right Now: I don’t have a sports for this. Premiere. Netflix
WEDNESDAY
Harlots: Season three premiere. Hulu
Snowfall: Franklin and Cissy look to make an investment in the community while a new cook is competing with Franklin’s crew. Season three premiere. 9 p.m., FX
Family Reunion: Tia Mowry stars in this fish-out-of-water comedy about a Seattle family who moves to rural Georgia to be closer to family. Series premiere. Netflix
Florida Girls: I don’t know what this is, but it doesn’t look like it’s going to be upending any stereotypes about Florida anytime soon. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Pop TV
THURSDAY
The Real Housewives of New York: We are already at the reunion — meanwhile, I’m literally 14 episodes behind. BUT DAMMIT, I’M GOING TO GET THIS DONE. 8 p.m., Bravo
The Outpost: Talon deals with a new threat in the season premiere. 8 p.m., The CW
Hollywood Game Night: Season premiere. 8 p.m., NBC
FRIDAY
Spongebob’s Big Birthday Blowout: Happy 20th birthday, SpongeBob! 6 p.m., Nickelodeon
Shangri-La: A four-part documentary series about producer Rick Rubin’s creative process. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Showtime
SATURDAY
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald: B-level Harry Potter stuff. 7 p.m., HBO
Saturday Night Fever: “Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair.” Best line in the movie. 8 p.m., Sundance TV
Rosemary’s Baby: A valuable morality tale for any woman who gets ideas about cutting their hair. 8:36 p.m., Retroplex
SUNDAY
Sweetbitter: “The Pork Special.” This is a series about the restaurant business, but there’s also a lot of sexytime, so I assume this episode title is working on two levels. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Starz
Top Gear: Freddie Flintoff, Chris Harris, and Paddy McGuinness are your new hosts. Season premiere. 7 p.m., BBC America