MONDAY
Divorce: White People Problems begins its third season. Season premiere. 9 p.m., HBO
TUESDAY
Bill Murray marathon: Everyone loves Bill Murray. Stripes, Groundhog Day, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters 2 p.m., Sundance
America’s Got Talent: I’m actually advising against watching tonight, as this is just a “best of the auditions” episode. The more you know. 7 p.m., NBC
WEDNESDAY
The Last Czars: This look at the Romanov family is part period drama, part documentary. Netflix
The English Patient: The moment when I fell in love with Naveen Andrews — long before Lost. 5:55 p.m., Showtime Showcase West
THURSDAY
Stranger Things: SEASONTHREE. Netflix
Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular: Luke Bryan, Khalid, Maren Morris, and Brad Paisley perform. 7 p.m., NBC
Star Wars marathon: You could just spend all day inside rewatching the Star Wars movies. I won’t judge you. 9:50 a.m., TNT
FRIDAY
The Hunger Games marathon: Because. 8 a.m., Paramount Network
Idiocracy: Because. 8 p.m., Viceland
SATURDAY
Bohemian Rhapsody: The Freddie Mercury biopic that earned Remi Malek his Oscar. 7 p.m., HBO
Harry Potter marathon: It begins with Half-Blood Prince, so it’s more of a mini-marathon, but you know. 12:23 p.m., USA
SUNDAY
The Movies: CNN looks at American film over the course of several decades, and begins with the 80s, for some reason. Season premiere. 8 p.m., CNN
Evel Live 2: Some idiot recreates more of Evel Knievel’s stunts. What must his mother think … 7 p.m., History
THURSDAY: Macy’s Fireworks. You mention this but not Donald’s celebration on the Mall? There will be tanks. TANKS!
FRIDAY: Idiocracy. This is seeming more and more like a future documentary.
(Glad you’re back. Hope you enjoyed the down time.)