SNOW UPDATE:
Me, a chonk, running through the snow:
Me, not knowing how sledding works:
Me, in a snowball fight:
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Arrested Development: The final half of what will presumably be the final season is here. Netflix
Shrill: Aidy Bryant stars in this adaptation of Lindy West’s book, and it looks pretty unapologetic and wonderful. Hulu
Catastrophe: The final season of one of the wicked little British family comedy. Season premiere. Amazon
Love, Death & Robots: NFSW cartoons. Season premiere. Netflix
Queer Eye: The guys help their first lesbian this season. Season premiere. Netflix
Turn Up Charlie: Idris Elba stars as a DJ turned manny in this new series. Netflix
Girl: A fifteen-year-old ballerina deals with stuff while preparing for gender reassignment surgery in this new film. Netflix
SATURDAY
The First Purge: I don’t know what to tell you, it’s not a great day for TV. Maybe a chance to catch up on the Netflix, Amazon and Hulu shows above? 7 p.m., HBO
Star Wars marathon: It begins with Phantom Menace, but New Hope doesn’t start until 10 p.m. 1 p.m., TNT
SUNDAY
Billions: Chuck struggles to maintain power in the fourth season premiere. 8 p.m., Showtime
Tricky Dick: A look at Richard Nixon. No reason. Season premiere. 8 p.m., CNN
The Walking Dead: Ooh … it’s entitled “Scars.” I guess we’ll finally learn what that’s all about. 8 p.m., AMC
Late Night:
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): Damian Lewis, Heidi Schreck
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Fresh Off the Boat (new) |
Speechless (new) |
20/20 (new) |
| CBS | MacGyver (new) |
Hawaii Five-0 (new) |
Blue Bloods (new) |
| CW | Dynasty (new) |
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Last Man Standing (new) |
The Cool Kids (new) |
Proven Innocent (new) |
Local |
| NBC | Blindspot (new) |
The Blacklist (new) |
Dateline (new) |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | NBA Basketball (live) |
News/Local |
| CBS | One Night for One Drop (new) |
Ransom (new) |
48 Hours (new) |
News/Local |
| FOX | College Basketball (live) |
MasterChef Junior (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Dateline | Dateline | Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
News/Local | Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
American Idol (new) |
Shark Tank (repeat) |
| CBS | 60 Minutes (new) |
God Friended Me (new) |
NCIS: Los Angeles (new) |
Madam Secretary (new) |
| The CW | Local | Supergirl (new) |
Charmed (new) |
Local |
| FOX | MasterChef Junior (repeat) |
The Simpsons (new) |
Bob’s Burgers (new) |
Family Guy (new) |
Family Guy (repeat) |
Local/News |
| NBC | Ellen’s Game of Games (repeat) |
World of Dance (new) |
Good Girls (new) |