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FRIDAY
Wild Wild Country: In this new docuseries, a cult in Oregon faces off with the government. Series premiere. Netflix
On My Block: This new high school series is set in a tough inner-city Los Angeles neighborhood. Series premiere. Netflix
Benji: OH MY GOD THEY REMADE BENJI. Netflix
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: Bill Hader & Arcade Fire 10:30 p.m., NBC
The Beguiled: A remake of the Clint Eastwood film in which a Union soldier hides in an all-girls’ school, and things take a turn for the dark. 7 p.m., HBO
SUNDAY
Instinct: Alan Cumming stars as a former CIA operative who is lured back into the business when a detective needs his help. Series premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Hey, this is back. Midseason premiere. 7:30 p.m., Fox
Last Man on Earth: Jasper is still missing in the midseason premiere. 8:30 p.m., Fox
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Once Upon a Time (new) |
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (new) |
20/20 (new) |
| CBS | NCAA Basketball (live) |
| CW | Dynasty (new) |
Jane the Virgin (new) |
Local |
| FOX | MasterChef Junior (new) |
9-1-1 (new) |
Local |
| NBC | Blindspot (new) |
Taken (new) |
Dateline (new) |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | Roseanne: The Reutrn | Deception (repeat) |
For the People | News/Local |
| CBS | NCAA Basketball (live) |
News/Local |
| FOX | MasterChef Junior (repeat) |
Showtime at the Apollo (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Will & Grace (repeat) |
Super-store (repeat) |
Dateline (repeat) |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
Local/News | Saturday Night Live (Bill Hader & Arcade Fire) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (new) |
American Idol (new) |
Deception (new) |
| CBS | 60 Minutes (new) |
Instinct (new) |
NCIS: Los Angeles (new) |
Madam Secretary (new) |
| FOX | Bob’s Burgers (repeat) |
Bob’s Burgers (new) |
The Simpsons (new) |
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (new) |
Family Guy (new) |
The Last Man on Earth (new) |
Local/News |
| NBC | Little Big Shots (new) |
Little Big Shots (new) |
Genius Junior (new) |
Timeless (new) |