MONDAY
Supergirl & Arrow: A four-part crossover event begins with these two episodes. 7 & 8 p.m., The CW
A Very Penatonix Christmas: All the a cappella holiday nonsense you can handle.  9 p.m., NBC
Kill Bill Part 1 & 2: In honor of Uma Thurman being a badass bitch. 7 p.m., Sundance
TUESDAY
Drunk History: Christmas Special: Nothing goes better with the holidays than booze. 9 p.m., Comedy Central
This Is Us: It’s the Randall-centric episode and fall finale. See you in January, The Big Three! 8 p.m., NBC
Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: A parade of panties. 9 p.m., CBS
WEDNESDAY
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel: Amy Sherman-Palladino’s new series follows one housewife’s foray into the stand-up comedy world in the 1950s. Series premiere.  Amazon
Christmas in Rockefeller Center: Gwen Stefani and the giant tree. 7 p.m., NBC
Bruno Mars: 24k Magic Live at the Apollo: CBS sees your Gwen Stefani, NBC, and raises you a Bruno Mars. 9 p.m., CBS
Vikings: Heahmund is making trouble in the fifth season premiere. 8 p.m., History
THURSDAY
A Charlie Brown Christmas: The very best Charlie Brown special, though. 7 p.m., ABC
The Wonderful World of Disney: Magical Holiday Celebration: I mean, if this is your bag. 7 p.m., ABC
The President Show: I Came Up with Christmas: The Trump Christmas special we didn’t know we needed. 9 p.m., Comedy
RoboCop marathon: I’ll take RoboCop over Disney every day, but that’s just me. 5 p.m., El Rey
FRIDAY
Dark: Your next spooky Netflix obsession. Netflix
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: So this is somehow back. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Voyeur: A documentary about that Gay Talese New Yorker story about the spying motel owner that maybe wasn’t true after all. Netflix
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: Saoirse Ronan & U2 headline a very Irish night. 10:30 p.m., NBC
Michelle Wolf: The funny lady who doesn’t appear nearly enough on The Daily Show has her own stand-up special. 8 p.m., HBO
Point Break: The right one, not the shitty remake. 6 p.m., Ovation
SUNDAY
The Carol Burnett 50th Anniversary Special: A celebration of one of comedy’s greatest. 7 p.m., CBS
Curb Your Enthusiasm: Larry deals with ungrateful houseguests in the season finale. 9 p.m., HBO
Mad Max: Fury Road: Little did I know when this came out in 2015 that this movie would basically represent my life in 2017. 7 p.m., El Rey