Stephen Colbert opened with a tribute to President Teeny Hands sip seen around the world:
James Corden compares him to a robot on the Pirates of the Caribbean:
Seth Meyers accurately compared him to a five-year-old soccer player:
Meanwhile, Kimmel points out that Trump still hasn’t commented on Roy Moore:
As for Samantha Bee, she challenged Alabama voters to prove that they are better than those liberals out in Hollyweird by not electing Roy Moore:
Trevor Noah has a plan to Trump proof our nukes:
Stephen Colbert draws a line in the sand on Blake Shelton being named People Magazine‘s “Sexiest Man” before making note of Trump’s wildly unqualified judicial appointees:
Patton Oswalt tells Mike Huckabee’s Twitter “jokes.” Spoiler alert: they still aren’t funny.
Jimmy Kimmel’s war on children continues apace.
Jimmy Fallon got a hold of Trump’s custom form on his return from Asia.
Samantha Bee also weighs in on Women in Comedy. Fuck yeah, Samantha Bee. FUCK YEAH.