Fall TV is starting up, and I’ve built you a gallery to guide you through it because I care about your happiness.

Hey, I made another gallery for you. This one has a bunch of fall shows “to be excited for.” But between you and me, some of these shows? You probably shouldn’t be that excited for them. I mean, not to name names, but I for one wouldn’t get too excited about SEAL Team or The Good Doctor, honestly.

In fact, my husband had a terrible idea for the blog: allow you people to choose one show that I would never otherwise watch and force me to blog it. After 18 years of marriage, you find creative ways to torture the other. So, I’m not promising anything, but below are the new shows (dramas) I know I would never otherwise watch. Which of them do you think I should hate-blog?

I’ll check back in on this in a week, and make a decision about this project one way or another. (Or possibly consult a divorce attorney.)

Hey, Trump finally got around to tweeting about the Emmys now that no one gives a shit.


Also, he’s wrong: the ratings for the Emmys were slightly better than last year.  STFU, you dummy.

BUT WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEEEAN? (Probably that they are going to use extensions instead of wigs next season.)

Saturday Night Live is going to continue airing live simultaneously across the country like they did last May. And why not, you know? It’s not like they’ve got some great 9 p.m. programming that the West Coast is going to miss out on.

For the People has temporarily shut down production after some casting and script changes.

This is just a very good article about why HGTV is actually terrible and could contribute to another financial crisis.

Bryan Cranston discusses updating Philip K. Dick’s stories for the modern day in this interesting interview about his upcoming Amazon series Philip K. Dick’s Electric Dreams. Unfortunately, he doesn’t mention when it is going to begin streaming over here.

I’m sure there is someone out there who cares about when Hallmark Channel’s Christmas movies come out, right?

Billy Bush has had a rough year.

All y’all need to leave poor Ariel Winter alone, including you, Ariel Winter’s mom.



In Development

  • Lindelof is teasing us about the start of The Watchmen:

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Casting News


The Good Place: Oh hooray! The best new comedy of last year is returning! Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani, and Jason have all had their memories erased and are returned to the “good” place in the one-hour season premiere. 9 p.m., NBC

The SinnerSo now we know why Cora stabbed that dude, what will happen to her? That’s just one of very many questions I have about this weird miniseries. Series finale. 9 p.m., USA

Channel Zero: Four people go into a strangely personal haunted house. Season premiere. 9 p.m., Syfy

America’s Got Talent: A winner is chosen. Season finale. 7 p.m., NBC

Masterchef: A winner is chosen. Season finale. 7 p.m., Fox

Big Brother: A winner is chosen. Season finale. 7 p.m., CBS

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Ben Stiller, Fred Armisen, Little Big Town, Kacey Musgraves, Midland Late Night with Seth Meyers: Anderson Cooper, Bobby Moynihan, Billie Jean King The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Jeff Bridges, Pamela Adlon, Miguel The Late Late Show with James Corden: Sarah Paulson, Seth MacFarlane, Billie Eilish Jimmy Kimmel Live: Kyra Sedgwick, Adam Scott, 21 Savage Conan: Luke Wilson, Jeff Bauman, Atlas Genius The Daily Show: Ellen Pao Watch What Happens Live: Kumail Nanjiani, Jim Gaffigan


WEDS. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC The Goldbergs
Modern Family
American Housewife
Designated Survivor
CBS Big Brother
CW Arrow
FOX MasterChef
NBC America’s Got Talent
The Good Place

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