Stephen wonders how, exactly, Mueller is going to find unbiased jurors for his grand jury, though. Fair point.
Stephen Colbert then goes on to have a field day with the completely insane transcripts from Trump’s phone calls with Mexico’s President Nieto and Australia’s Malcolm Turnbull:
The Daily Show points out that if Donald Trump did commit a crime (~cough~) he is the one American who can’t run off to Mexico.
Trevor Noah then imagines what it would look like if Trump were to go on the run:
Seth Meyers manages to wrap up all the crazy of the last 24 hours — and there has been a lot of crazy — in “A Closer Look”:
Drunk Donald Trump!
Stephen Colbert drafts a new poem for the Statue of Liberty:
“Baby Bachelor in Paradise” is coming and oh my God, y’all, it is not far off from the real thing AT ALL.