‘Sharknado 5,’ ‘The Guest Book,’ ‘The Men Tell All,’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week.

MONDAY

The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All: The rejected men are back to whine about being rejected. 7 p.m., ABC

CBSN: On Assignment: CBS’s new news magazine explores ISIS, and Japanese robots in its premiere episode. Series premiere.  9 p.m., CBS

So You Think You Can Dance: The top 10 are announced. 7 p.m., Fox

Planet of the Sharks: Kinda like Planet of the Apes, but, you know, with sharks. 11 p.m., Syfy

TUESDAY

Manhunt: Unabomber: Paul Bettany stars as the mad genius in this new series that also somehow stars Jane Lynch? Series premiere. 8 p.m., Discovery

Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf: I somehow missed this classic when it debuted in 2015. 6 p.m., Syfy

WEDNESDAY

The Sinner: Jessica Biel stars as a housewife who stabs a stranger to death in this new miniseries. Series premiere. 9 p.m., USA

The Lowe Files: Rob Lowe and his sons investigate the paranormal in the most improbable new reality series. Series premiere. 9 p.m., A&E

Trailer Park Shark: You read that right. 7 p.m., Syfy

THURSDAY

What Would Diplo Do? James Van Der Beek stars as real person Diplo in this new comedy about real person Diplo. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Viceland

The Guest Book: This new comedy is apparently based on the creator, Greg Garcia’s (Ed, Raising Hope) habit of writing crazy stories in the guestbook of rental properties in an attempt to freak out subsequent guests. One-hour series premiere. 9 pm., TBS

Grosse Pointe Blank: Here’s something that will make you feel old: this Generation X rumination on nostalgia is itself 20 years old. Ugh.  9 p.m., The Movie Channel

Toxic Shark: This shark “spews acid.” OK. 7 p.m., Syfy

FRIDAY

Wet Hot American Summer: Camp Firewood celebrates a ten-year reunion in the second season. Netflix

Million Dollar Matchmaker: Patti sets up two former Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise contestants: Vinnie and Daniel, that Canadian idiot.  9 p.m., We

Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda: That would be half-pterodactyl, half-barracuda, obviously. 12 a.m., Syfy

SATURDAY

George Lopez: The Wall, Live from Washington D.C. : Gee, do you think he’ll have anything to say about Trump? 9 p.m., HBO

Empire of the Sharks: Like Waterworld, but with more sharks. 7 p.m., Syfy

SUNDAY

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming: The Pope is played by Fabio. That’s all you need to know about this installment, I think. Premiere. 7 p.m., Syfy

Ray Donovan: Season premiere. 8 p.m., Showtime

Game of Thrones: We have no description, but we know that the title is “The Spoils of War.” 8 p.m., HBO

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